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#F1 Brilliant Bribes, Crashes and Smiles

As requested and promised, here is the Belgian Grand Prix race review in verse.  Enjoy It's been a little while since I've penned an F1 rhyme I've been working on projects; I simply haven't had the time Excuses aside now let's get cheeky some And walk to the beat of this rhyming F1 drum During the break (which felt like forever), Ecclestone and his lawyers got quite ballsy and rather clever For Bernie, 'Pure Genius', is the term I'd use to describe Avoiding a conviction of bribery by offering the courts…a bribe So off to Spa for the Belgian Grand Prix Boy I'll tell you, there are very few places that I'd rather be The awesome Eau Rouge, Les Combes and La Source Everyone expected to...
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