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Posted by monza gorilla , 13 July 2007 · 27 views

I built a shed. A man needs a shed. A haven far from the hurly burly and the womenfolk. A place to whittle and to saw. The headquarters for your grand plans and schemes. A repository for all those manly things that no one else could understand. Power tools. Spokeshaves. Bradawls. Tiny little screwdrivers. Allen keys. Mmmmm. Sanctuary.




:thbup:

I am shedless due to living in a 4-room apartment.  So sad.  All those skills I learned in woodshop worthless.  Until I get married and move into a house.

-Eric
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I used to yearn for a sanctuary like that. Until I learnt to internalize it. Now I carry my sanctuary wherever I  go.
People call me weird.
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A shed. I call that a 'man-place'. Every man needs a place. Every man needs a shed. I don't have one. I go down to the big Lowe's Hardware round the block and sit in theirs. I gather up some power tools, a handful of bolts and a garden chair and sit there in that metallic haven. Then security throws me out and I sadly head back to my women-dominated house. All women. Even my cat is female. Even my male cat is female. I have the only set of testicles in the house. Well, I guess I'm not 100% sure of that...there are jars in the kitchen I've not looked into...
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Autumnpuma, on Jul 18 2007, 07:45 PM, said:

A shed. I call that a 'man-place'. Every man needs a place. Every man needs a shed. I don't have one. I go down to the big Lowe's Hardware round the block and sit in theirs. I gather up some power tools, a handful of bolts and a garden chair and sit there in that metallic haven. Then security throws me out and I sadly head back to my women-dominated house. All women. Even my cat is female. Even my male cat is female. I have the only set of testicles in the house. Well, I guess I'm not 100% sure of that...there are jars in the kitchen I've not looked into...
:lol:

I'm kind of in the same situation.  But it's okay since I have no kids.  If the only people I lived with were all males, I think it might be, uhh, different...(no offence to any gay guys here...)

Whenever I visit my parents, I usually mow the lawn first thing.  Even if it doesn't need to be mowed.  Just for the sake of doing something that involves a machine.  Pushmower, of course.  Ride-on's are for babies.
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Eric, on Jul 18 2007, 06:01 PM, said:

Autumnpuma, on Jul 18 2007, 07:45 PM, said:

A shed. I call that a 'man-place'. Every man needs a place. Every man needs a shed. I don't have one. I go down to the big Lowe's Hardware round the block and sit in theirs. I gather up some power tools, a handful of bolts and a garden chair and sit there in that metallic haven. Then security throws me out and I sadly head back to my women-dominated house. All women. Even my cat is female. Even my male cat is female. I have the only set of testicles in the house. Well, I guess I'm not 100% sure of that...there are jars in the kitchen I've not looked into...
:lol:

I'm kind of in the same situation.  But it's okay since I have no kids.  If the only people I lived with were all males, I think it might be, uhh, different...(no offence to any gay guys here...)

Whenever I visit my parents, I usually mow the lawn first thing.  Even if it doesn't need to be mowed.  Just for the sake of doing something that involves a machine.  Pushmower, of course.  Ride-on's are for babies.

:lol:
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:lol:  Very funny chaps!
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