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A Fine Dusting Of Thick
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monza gorilla
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27 January 2010
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Been a long time since I rock'n'rolled wrote a blog entry. Seems like a year ago. The title doesn't mean anything in particular (or does it?). Just liked the way the words fit together. So, what to say. Firstly, chez Gorilla at last has a kitchen that doesn't include unsightly piles of power tools, saw dust, pieces of brick and naked power cables. So, hooray for that, then. Just in time for the haggis. The King of Offal. Better than calling it spicy sheep lungs I suppose. My word, it's tasty.
Have you any idea how much sh!t 35 feet of 6" salt glazed pipe can accommodate? Well? Have you?? I reckon it's about 4 years, judging by the colour and texture at the far end. That's a lot of ordure however you slice it. And that's the thing with a drain. The time interval between it collapsing and you noticing can be quite large. So you learn to be more observant without appearing obsessive(Oh,look dear, the nice gorilla has got his head down the inspection chamber again.), or you'll end up carrying 35 feet of crap to the nearest functioning outfall using a plastic bucket and a headscarf. Just like me.
Have you any idea how much sh!t 35 feet of 6" salt glazed pipe can accommodate? Well? Have you?? I reckon it's about 4 years, judging by the colour and texture at the far end. That's a lot of ordure however you slice it. And that's the thing with a drain. The time interval between it collapsing and you noticing can be quite large. So you learn to be more observant without appearing obsessive(Oh,look dear, the nice gorilla has got his head down the inspection chamber again.), or you'll end up carrying 35 feet of crap to the nearest functioning outfall using a plastic bucket and a headscarf. Just like me.
Your
pungentpoignant story reminds me that I need to inspect my own pipes around Chateau Puma. Can I borrow the headscarf and bucket?