And Now For Women....

  Yeah.  Most women get so jealous it's hilarious, and cute.  I like teasing women about it.

I agree on that, Steph.  Women with a figure are really the best.  I sometimes wonder if men never liked the stick figures; it was just perception.  Growing up in the US, I never would've guessed that the majority of US Americans don't drink alcohol.  It's mind-boggling.  They just want you to believe they like the stick figures.

And Graham, teasing women...never been a better invention to be honest.  My girlfriend was over (yes, yes, I got a divorce, you can congratulate me if you like) and she used the last of the roll of the toilet paper.  So she asks me where there's a new roll, and I tell her in the cabinet under the sink.  So she asks if it matters which one she takes, and I say no, so she says "Are you sure?  They're not organized by expiration date or anything?"

Boy did I have fun with that comment.  Face it, I need to organize toilet paper by expiration date, I'm so disorganized.  God I love that girl.

And she has curves.  See, I tie my tangents back to the story in the end  

By the way, you have a pretty nice blog here, Steph.  It's interesting.

Thanks Eric! I ask too many questions, but y'know. What girl doesn't? See, that one was a question too. But - I agree. My boyf teases me to the limit. Like once, I said to him (complete and utter total valley girl moment) "Do F1 tyres have air in them?" OF COURSE THEY ****ING DO, YOU IDIOT! I have no idea why I asked the question in the first place. He didn't shut up for weeks afterward. Every time a GP was on. LOOK STEPH, TYRES HAVE AIR, SEE!

I got him back by telling his father he tries on my clothes at the weekends. Especially my gorgeous red dress. Which I can fit my curves into. (Had to tie my tangents too!!)

  I often notice that my bf is afraid of saying that he finds a girl cute,and I'm not jealous at all!I'm the one who makes more of those comments like:
-MY FLUIDS TEACHER IS HOTTT!!!
-Heeey you must concentrate on the fluids,I mean...ON THE BOOK!
-His mum: The hotter,the better.You go in a better mood to class and studying is easier!
-Mum!!!!

I'M SO HAPPY! I'M NOT ALONE!! Thank you Elgo!!!!!!!!!!