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Earth To Steph? She'S Not Answering.

Posted by Kopite Girl , 03 February 2010 · 49 views

So I figure its time to update this thing. Quick off the mark aren't I? Told you I was special!

Well. My knee is now covered with a dog muzzle lookalike metal cage thing. If this doesn't get better, I'm afraid I'll be taking the way of Jimmy in South Park and wearing bolts in my legs with bars either side. Nice, sobering thought isn't it. Way to go Steph, depress everyone! Like everyone reads? I'm not answering that question!

I have a new passion in life. Knitting. Yeah. I sit and knit one, pearl one. Its liberating.

Of course the above is a complete blatant lie. But I bet it made you go 'WHAT? That psychotic bike riding JD swilling chick likes KNITTING??' YOU FOOLS!

There's not much to tell really. Only excited about Jimi's new album out in March. New York in March. Moving back to Northampton. Still number one in Burnout. Still rocking my MW2 arse out. Still drifting on NFS, Bayonetta style with a touch of Darksiders to match the old Army of Two and MAG.

Wtf Steph? This is just a small glimpse into the way my mind works. I haven't let you underground into the smut that lies there. You're lucky.

Aw man. Supernatural. How cool can one TV series be. The two lead guys are HAWT WOOF WOOF HOWL and it just keeps getting better. I love it.

So. There.

Bye.

Well go on, get!

ANDRES! Stop your voyeurism! I KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE!

Out of here.

Clarky xxx




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Laugh doesn't rhyme with cardigan.

Anyway, I once let my wife convince me to try counted cross-stitch. It was interesting. Until I realized what the hell I was doing. Stitching. Needle and thread. I immediately put it down, swigged a bit of Cuervo and went out to my car and revved the engine a lot. Then I smeared castrol all over my chest and face and went around the garage grunting a lot with a hammer in one hand.

After all that, I finished the cross-stitch and it looks rather nice. The back-stitch sucked and I didn't bother with the french knot, but it's still nice. It's a samurai so that makes it macho, right?






Right?
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monza gorilla
Feb 05 2010 01:53 PM
My great granny knitted a lot.
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Kopite Girl
Feb 05 2010 09:22 PM
Chris is your great gran right Russ?

Dribbler has talent. He's not bad at rhymes either. ;)

Mike's just a female trapped in a males body. :P
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Grabthaw the Hammerslayer
Feb 05 2010 09:31 PM
And Steph gets her dresses made by a marquee company :P
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Kopite Girl
Feb 05 2010 09:36 PM
I do. Better than wearing skin as a dress, right Buffalo Bill? :P
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Grabthaw the Hammerslayer
Feb 05 2010 09:41 PM
Ah now it makes sense - when you said you were "too tense", you actually meant that you were two tents!!! :P
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Kopite Girl
Feb 05 2010 09:44 PM
A wim ba way a wim ba way a wim ba way a wim ba way. In the jungle, the trannies jungle, the christopher sleeps tonight.
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Grabthaw the Hammerslayer
Feb 05 2010 09:49 PM
Ag-a-don't - don't - don't  Steph's a lardy Shake the flab....
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Kopite Girl
Feb 05 2010 10:14 PM
Has anyone seen Chris? No? I killed Chris? I b#####d!
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Kopite Girl
Feb 06 2010 09:02 PM
Thanks 4 deleting your poem. :(
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I'm sorry about that. At the time it felt like poetry was too much. Now it feels like it will never be enough.
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Hm. I liked the poem as well, Steve. Not much rhymes with cardigan anyways....unless you go 'hard again'....
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Kopite Girl
Feb 08 2010 09:39 PM
^_^ mike!
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