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I F*Cking Rock, Alright!

Posted by Kopite Girl , 04 May 2011 · 382 views

Hello. You inbreds, misogynist, fat lonely loser nerds, ugly hairy fat chick, old transvestites and donkey d#ck.

Just thought I'd tell you, I just had an email come through. I'm going to be helping out with research for a programme on the History Channel. It'll be about The Illuminati. Yes, my name will roll in the credits, its definitely in the pipeline and I'm actually gonna get paid for it too.

Just the beginning of my dream. I've loved History as far back as I can remember. Now its starting to happen, I knew it would but I can't believe it. Still very elated.

So. The drinks are on me at the TF1 bar.

Laters.
Clarky x




Yay you.  Pity the cut the credits off on the Big H channel. :P

Of course I'm just saying that to agree with you because you're a girl :P

I'll have a cider please.
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Grabthaw the Hammerslayer
May 04 2011 05:29 AM
I spoke to the history channel and they said they did not know anything about it so phoned a few others and found out actually it was Channel XXX and a feature on the history of the career of Joanna Illuminati, that well known (according to Adam) 25 stone porn star... :)



Seriously, well done. Can I have your autograph? (ideally on a blank credit card slip.... :D )
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:D Congratulations Steph!  That's awesome.  

I'm having images of Prof Steph tucking her mortar board into her tracky bottoms and saying to her class: "caaaalm down, caaaaaalm down." :D

Just kidding, of course.  I think we'll all be looking forward to this documentary.
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'I've loved History as far back as I can remember'  :eusa_think:

Congrats Steph, but I bet it's not the first time you have been rolled in the credits :whistling:
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Kopite Girl
May 06 2011 05:34 PM
:lol: Sh#t! Busted! Have to er recall my -cough- amateur home made movie off the shelves. Any advice you can give me Paul? :whistling: :naughty:

Thanks guys. Contract signed. Done deal. Oh yeah!
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Advice - after watching your movie I would say forget about history and take up sword swallowing.
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I am very sorry but according to History Channel, your program has been cancelled on request of some Adam Weishaupt...

Ewige Blumenkraft!

BTW, I was jury on a TV program once. I just recalled that. I also was an extra for a  movie ("guy in an 80s disco"...I swear!), musicalized for a year a radio show, was a disc jockey at a disco and rented  two drink bars at another one...

In short, I'm the best :P
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Kopite Girl
May 06 2011 11:22 PM
Yes. You're the best Andres! Didn't expect that did ya :P :P :P
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Grabthaw the Hammerslayer
May 07 2011 07:57 AM

Quiet One, on 06 May 2011 - 08:20 PM, said:

I am very sorry but according to History Channel, your program has been cancelled on request of some Adam Weishaupt...
In short, I'm the best :P


My brother's hand appeared on TV once - local TV station featured a man talking about rats - who handed one to my brother who was just off camera. Oh the glamour.

And as we all know - *I'm* the best :P :D
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Well, if they had the sense to hire you, I suppose I should raise my opinion of the History Channel. I have a considerable interest in the subject matter so I'll probably be watching. I'll look for you in the credits.

*Raises a toast to your dream* Go get that damned dream and wrestle it to the ground and make it your b!tch.
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Kopite Girl
Sep 13 2011 05:36 PM
Mike, my dude! Man, I've missed you! And thanks.
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Argento Reloaded
Nov 30 2011 07:08 PM
You´re history!!!!!! (almost...):P Congrats!
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