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Fun That Women Will Never Have....

Posted by Autumnpuma , 02 August 2010 · 144 views

Standing at a urinal and spitting down, trying to aim for the stream.





LabradoRacer
Aug 02 2010 07:42 PM
Not true, Mike. You've never heard of 'She Pee'. It's a funnel that enables women to pee standing up. That reminds me, I have a tough time peeing when little Jay's standing up.
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Quiet One
Aug 02 2010 08:51 PM
Premature ejaculation
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LabradoRacer
Aug 02 2010 09:26 PM
Andres, you too are wrong. With adequate practice of the start-stop technique, premature ejactulation can be thrown (!) out of the window (!).

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LabradoRacer
Aug 02 2010 09:29 PM
Andres, another reason to say you're wrong. Women like Cytheria, who can squirt, can ejaculate prematurely, so to speak.
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dribbler
Aug 02 2010 09:36 PM
I thought a 'She Pee' was a wigwam purely for female use....
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LabradoRacer
Aug 02 2010 10:09 PM
@Steve: Heap-um funny, as always!
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Kopite Girl
Aug 03 2010 05:46 AM
I can play with my boobs all day. Beat that. :D can look, touch, jump up and down and watch them bounce. Its fun. ;) :lol:
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LabradoRacer
Aug 03 2010 06:52 AM
@Steph

Yes, we men can beat off to that. :P

Your funny comment reminds me of the videogame 'GTA San Andreas'. There's this boobs-obsessed guy (which straight man isn't?) named Maccer. At the end of the game, he says he's going to get breast implants.
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Kopite Girl
Aug 03 2010 09:26 AM
:lol: Yeah I remember that. Macca is a scouser I think! Was he the one addicted to knocking one out? :blush:

I'm sorry Mike have smutted up your blog. :blush:
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LabradoRacer
Aug 03 2010 09:55 AM
@Steph: Knocking one out? Ah, yea, he was a compulsive w#nker. Hell, he even whacked off to Margaret Thatcher.


And I'm insulted that you claim to have smutted this blog post.
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Kopite Girl
Aug 03 2010 11:45 AM
Why? You don't like people being smuttier than you? Be quiet and get ready for your afternoon dominatrix booking. Big Jim Ballbag's on his way over. ;) :lol:
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LabradoRacer
Aug 03 2010 12:00 PM
@Steph :lol:  Lordy lord, you adopt a hell-for-leather approach & whip up quite a storm, don't you? Be happy (I am!) the forum mods don't gag your smutty banter.


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LabradoRacer
Aug 03 2010 12:29 PM
And Steph, Big Jim will die. Y'see, I've anus dentata.
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Kopite Girl
Aug 03 2010 03:15 PM
Who said he was going for your anus? :lol:

Jay. I'm all mouth. I'm quite good at it too. :whistling:
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LabradoRacer
Aug 03 2010 03:34 PM
Steph, feel free to give me a tongue lashing or even the rough side of your tongue.

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Kopite Girl
Aug 03 2010 04:08 PM
Its not that long Jay. I don't think it'll stretch to India. Big Jim will sort you out. Teehee!
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LabradoRacer
Aug 03 2010 04:16 PM
Er, Steph,who said anything about your tongue stretching to India? I'll stretch my you-know-what to UK!

About Big Jim, a man whose initials are BJ, seems more a slave, less a male dominatrix.
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medilloni
Aug 03 2010 04:56 PM

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Standing at a urinal and spitting down, trying to aim for the stream.
... and Distance p**sing Contests, Height p**sing Contests, ooh, and on Halloween, finding a house where the dog barks at the door then p**sing through the letter box and running like hell.  I made the last one up  :whistling:

And if you're a mechanic or fitter, on Shrove Tuesdays you get your balls greased  :o
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Kopite Girl
Aug 03 2010 05:31 PM
I bet Steve loves  shrove tuesdays then!

Jay. Scary movie 2. The clown under the bed.... -laughs-
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Autumnpuma
Aug 03 2010 06:46 PM
The most fantasmagoric responses to a blog entry ever. I'm still lol-ing.
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