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Fun That Women Will Never Have....

Posted by Autumnpuma , 02 August 2010 · 121 views

Standing at a urinal and spitting down, trying to aim for the stream.





LabradoRacer
Aug 04 2010 06:27 AM
The pleasure of scratching private parts in public.
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Kopite Girl
Aug 04 2010 07:01 AM
Even I do that. :lol: it just has to be done.

Speaking of, why do blokes hold their nuts when sitting down? They're not going anywhere!
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LabradoRacer
Aug 04 2010 07:52 AM
Steph,  you scratch men's private parts in public?  

About the ritual while sitting down, I think it's 'cause our briefs can ride over a bit to the right or left, making either of the twins to spill out. It can be pretty painful.
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Kopite Girl
Aug 04 2010 08:17 AM
No, Jay. I don't mean blokes bits in public. Keep dreaming, sweetheart! :P

And ta! Understand why now! Makes sense. A bit like a bra that bites at the back clasp but worse.
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LabradoRacer
Aug 04 2010 12:34 PM
I think men should go commando & in return women should go topless. Fair deal.
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Kopite Girl
Aug 04 2010 04:48 PM
Commando. With your trousers/jeans on?

Nice try JD! :lol:
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LabradoRacer
Aug 04 2010 07:56 PM
Steph, you forgot skirts kilts, sarongs. We men can go commando with those too & you just have to pray for a strong gust of wind. I mean wind from nature, not from within what we are wearing.


Women will never have the pleasure of getting dressed fast. Hell, they take more time to wear just a merkin than we do to wear a bells-n-whistles tuxedo.
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Kopite Girl
Aug 05 2010 02:58 AM
Tuxedo. The fantasy of fantasies. James Bond, baby. Hello!
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LabradoRacer
Aug 05 2010 05:58 AM

Kopite Girl, on 05 August 2010 - 02:58 AM, said:

Tuxedo. The fantasy of fantasies.  baby. Hello!


I bet you get turned on by penguins. And I bet Happy Feet & March of the Penguins head the list of your fave porno movies.
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Kopite Girl
Aug 05 2010 09:45 AM
Are you kidding? :lol:

My fav porno is double oh seven inch c#ck! :lol:
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LabradoRacer
Aug 05 2010 10:08 AM
:lol:  This quote from Mae West is what you should ask 007:  "Is that gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"



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LabradoRacer
Aug 05 2010 10:12 AM
Steph, I think we should get a chatroom.
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Kopite Girl
Aug 06 2010 12:29 AM
Haha.

I wonder if it were possible to turn fictional characters into reality, out of Timothy Dalton's James Bond, Jensen Ackles Dean from Supernatural, or Hugh Jackman's Wolverine which one would get to me first. My money's on Jensen Ackles. Oh damn hell yes, bitch! -dreams-
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medilloni
Aug 09 2010 03:38 PM
With further thought to the matter in hand.....

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Standing at a urinal and spitting down, trying to aim for the stream
...I bet women can't write their name in the snow with their stream. mwa hahahaha.

Yeah, and we can fall asleep 2.8 seconds after we've orgasmatrated (even a faked one!), so there.  Well, er, the missus told me that one, but I still class it as fun  :P
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Autumnpuma
Aug 20 2010 06:07 PM
Well Meds, it's pretty darned hard to dot the 'i' in 'Mike' with the stream....
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