Sexy Cars Of 2008

F430 Scuderia: Good
M3: Okay, last generation was 40 times better
GT-R: Okay
Evo X: Hideous, especially the rear wing
911 GT2: Good, but that rear wing is awful
CL65 AMG: I'll take the new C63 AMG over this

A C63 AMG over a CL   ??? C-classes are as dull as an overcast school day on Wednesday, punishment for getting half days on Wednesdays, even the 6.2 AMG is'nt much different from the 180 Kompressor. The Evo X has had a huge facelift but it looks stunning in black, much better than the new Impreza which I hate after so many years of greatness!

mikathegreat2, on Nov 18 2007, 04:44 PM, said:

C63 AMG is hot.  The CL is...iffy.  It's kinda long.  Too long.  That's what she said.  Wow.  Now I'm talking to myself.

The Evo X is God awful.  The most recent Evo was pretty cool.  But I still maintain that wings and spoilers should be illegal on road cars.  After all, you don't see Ferraris with wings and spoilers, now do you?

The new Impreza is gross.

I'll compile a list of sexy 2008 cars in a minute...

Eric, on Nov 18 2007, 09:48 PM, said:

While you're at it prepare some alchohol free cocktails & get me into that party elreay before my Dad comes & burns the PS3 he just bought me for Christmas!

Okay, upon further review, I'd rather not.  The cars we have in the United States of America are ugly s##tbags.  All of them.

Here is a brand-by-brand review of how I feel:
Acura: The SUVs are s##t, especially in the grilles.  The rest of the cars are bland.
Audi: The over-sized grilles have to go.  They are huge and gross.  The grille is the only thing in the world that is larger than Rosie O'Donnell.  Get it away.
BMW: Other than the 1 and 3, they all suck.  Enough with this "edgy lines" s##t, go back to the previous generation of nice, clean, timeless lines.
Buick: I'm not 60 years old, so I have no interest in Buicks.
Cadillac: They're ruining the Caddy's.  The last gen was pretty nice, the new "facelifts" are hideous.
Chevrolet: The cars are either too big, too ugly, and/or too blah.  Other than the Vette.
Chrysler: Some of the ugliest motor vehicles on the road today, especially the 300C.
Dodge: Other than the Viper, some of the ugliest motor vehicles on the road today.
Ferrari: Yummier than your mom on a Saturday night.  I like Ferraris.  A true car company that remembers clean lines look good.  Thank you God.
Ford: Hideous, as always.  The silver grilles on the Fusion, Edge, etc. are just plain fugly.  And why did they bring back the Taurus?  The most boring motor vehicle in the world strikes again, this time with a hideous silver grille!  The Mustang is the only good-looking Ford.
GMC: No.  Their trucks get bigger and bigger, and in the process uglier and uglier.  I am not a truck and SUV guy, and if I wanted a truck I would get an F-150, not a GMC, and if I wanted an SUV, a Volvo XC90 would work for me.
Honda: I give them credit for trying to stop being the car your dad drives, but they are failing miserably with this bizarre styling.  The portly egg-shaped Civic is disturbingly gross.  The Pilot is ruined with the silver-bar grille, and the Honda Ridgeline is terrible.  The new Accord is the best Accord ever, but it isn't saying much, but it's still alright.  The CR-V went from being a good small SUV to being a bulbus piece of s##t.
Hummer: In a weird way, Hummers are rad.
Hyundai: No.
Infiniti: Not bad, but they really are identical to Nissans.
Isuzu: They're still around?
Jaguar: Ugly and boring.
Jeep: No.
Kia: Improving, but rather bland.
Lamborghini: Too god damn edgy.  Clean the lines up.
Land Rover: Ugly.
Lexus: Not bad, the IS-F is pretty cool and the SUVs look alright.  The big plus is European performance with Japanese quality.
Lincoln: I'm not 60 years old, sorry.
Lotus: They look super fun to drive.
Mazda: I'm eager to see the new Mazda6.  The Mazda3 is cool, and the CX-7 and CX-9 are too.  The MX-5 isn't bad, either.
Mercedes-Benz: I, for one, like the new C-Class a lot.  The SUVs are looking pretty good, too.
Mercury: No
Mitsubishi: The Evo is ruined, IMO.  And there's no other Mitsus worth caring about.
Nissan: The Altima Coupe is pretty sick.  They're cars are getting better and better, looks-wise.  Not great, but good.
Pontiac: Pontiacs look alright, the G6 isn't bad and the new G8 is cool, though I wish the G8 was a Chevrolet and was just identical to the Commodore, as the Pontiac grille doesn't do it any justice.
Porsche: Not bad.  Tone down the wing on that GT2, though, please.  I'll take a Carrera GT, please.
Saab: Ugly.
Saturn: The former epitome of ugly cars is improving, but nothing worth liking.
Subaru: I'm not a 40-year-old Lesbian.
Suzuki: The whatever it's called, the small one, isn't bad.
Toyota: No.  All of their cars, every damn one of them, is ugly.
Volkswagen: The Golf GTI/Rabbit/R32 is still good.  The rest, not-so-much.
Volvo: I like the XC90 for no reason, and the new XC70 isn't bad.  The C30 is cool, too.