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Ramblings 11/20
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The Burro
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20 November 2008
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And no Muzza, it is not the 11th day of the 20th month.
Keep your thoughts and prayers with Cameron Dodson. Dodson races USAC (midget racing, awesome stuff) for Carl Edwards (NASCAR driver). He was involved in an accident in his road car and is seriously injured.
Dodson wasn't wearing a seatbelt. If you don't wear one, you really should.
I wouldn't mind Congress passing a law saying no woman can drive a minivan with kids in the backseat while on a highway off-ramp.
I like bad 80s music. I'm listening to "Girls on Film" right now and I'm totally okay with that.
I was tempted to start a thread a few weeks ago titled "Ankit Jain Exposed" after an interesting MSN conversation. Did you know he has fantasies about three of TF1's women having a catfight over his spicy Indian love and his thousands of rupees?
It's something like -4 C outside. It's November. I am terrified of what January is going to be like.
The Bruins won 7-4. Can you imagine a soccer match where the winning team scored 7 goals? That'd be epic. 7's a good number, not too many that it's mundane, not too few that it's mundane.
I think I dropped more f-bombs today than any day before in my life. ****ing fun day.
Girls on film (two minutes later), girls on film, girls on film (got your picture), girls on film...
Where did George go? Don't tell me he actually has a life in the off-season. KFC isn't open 24/7, either, so he's gotta be here somewhere.
Why do people not post in the off-season? They really should. It's fun to talk about non-F1 things now and then. Or all the time, in my case.
I saw a fat guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt pick up two very attractive women at a Burger King today. And it made me wonder: why wasn't that me, and what the hell was I doing eating at a Burger King?
My girlfriend's 1995 Mustang kicked the bucket today. True fact: my Acura's 4 cylinder (not even the S version) had 10 more horsepower than her Mustang's 6. But the rear wheel drive definitely made a difference. So I feel better about myself because my car works. (It all started with her being two inches taller than me...do you know how much of blow to the balls it is to date a woman who is 6'2"?)
I'll stop laughing when she asks me to help her pay for a new car. If she wants a new car, I want a new girlfriend
I played a video game today. That's not like me. FIFA 06. PS2. I suck. I eventually just cheated and turned offside calls off so I could score more. And then lost 3-2.
Which was no better than my last outing in real soccer. I got punched in the nose "accidentally." Not sure how much of an accident it is when a guy sticks a clenched fist out at a defender in the general direction of their face.
I should've tripped him.
There's something strangely addictive about "Electric Feel" by MGMT. And I hate pop music.
There's also something strangely addictive about chewing gum, bitching, and worrying that "optimizing efficiency" means your a## is grass.
If anyone's made it this far, hello.
And goodbye.
(Maybe a real entry next time, and maybe not).
Keep your thoughts and prayers with Cameron Dodson. Dodson races USAC (midget racing, awesome stuff) for Carl Edwards (NASCAR driver). He was involved in an accident in his road car and is seriously injured.
Dodson wasn't wearing a seatbelt. If you don't wear one, you really should.
I wouldn't mind Congress passing a law saying no woman can drive a minivan with kids in the backseat while on a highway off-ramp.
I like bad 80s music. I'm listening to "Girls on Film" right now and I'm totally okay with that.
I was tempted to start a thread a few weeks ago titled "Ankit Jain Exposed" after an interesting MSN conversation. Did you know he has fantasies about three of TF1's women having a catfight over his spicy Indian love and his thousands of rupees?
It's something like -4 C outside. It's November. I am terrified of what January is going to be like.
The Bruins won 7-4. Can you imagine a soccer match where the winning team scored 7 goals? That'd be epic. 7's a good number, not too many that it's mundane, not too few that it's mundane.
I think I dropped more f-bombs today than any day before in my life. ****ing fun day.
Girls on film (two minutes later), girls on film, girls on film (got your picture), girls on film...
Where did George go? Don't tell me he actually has a life in the off-season. KFC isn't open 24/7, either, so he's gotta be here somewhere.
Why do people not post in the off-season? They really should. It's fun to talk about non-F1 things now and then. Or all the time, in my case.
I saw a fat guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt pick up two very attractive women at a Burger King today. And it made me wonder: why wasn't that me, and what the hell was I doing eating at a Burger King?
My girlfriend's 1995 Mustang kicked the bucket today. True fact: my Acura's 4 cylinder (not even the S version) had 10 more horsepower than her Mustang's 6. But the rear wheel drive definitely made a difference. So I feel better about myself because my car works. (It all started with her being two inches taller than me...do you know how much of blow to the balls it is to date a woman who is 6'2"?)
I'll stop laughing when she asks me to help her pay for a new car. If she wants a new car, I want a new girlfriend
I played a video game today. That's not like me. FIFA 06. PS2. I suck. I eventually just cheated and turned offside calls off so I could score more. And then lost 3-2.
Which was no better than my last outing in real soccer. I got punched in the nose "accidentally." Not sure how much of an accident it is when a guy sticks a clenched fist out at a defender in the general direction of their face.
I should've tripped him.
There's something strangely addictive about "Electric Feel" by MGMT. And I hate pop music.
There's also something strangely addictive about chewing gum, bitching, and worrying that "optimizing efficiency" means your a## is grass.
If anyone's made it this far, hello.
And goodbye.
(Maybe a real entry next time, and maybe not).
Eric, if you have somebody coming at you with their fist again in a game of soccer (as you call it!
Quite effective. I know this!
And I know. I miss Georgie too!