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Posted by Cinco , 29 June 2009 · 84 views

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Last night, I was charging my cell phone.  It has a screen on the front that shows the time and such.  When it charges, it glows.  So I was up until a little past midnight watching Top Gear on YouTube, and then I went to sleep, and had forgotten my phone was charging.

So I couldn't sleep so I got out of bed and unplugged it from the charger.  However, I had to turn my phone off, and my phone is an old people phone, because apparently only old people have flip phones these days, but I don't mind, I like my phone, it does what it has to do and I find those QWERTY keyboard phones rather stupid because I purchased a cellular mobile telecommunicational device to make phone calls and if I wanted to text I would've purchased a cellular mobile word processing device, which would imply one of two things: Microsoft Word, which is rubbish, or Microsoft Word for Mac, which is worse.

ANYWAY, so I had to flip my phone open, and it was dark, because it was 1 AM or so, so when I flipped my phone open there was this massive glow from the screen.

Now, this glow was so bright that the sketchy man in my backyard with a gun easily could have seen it and therefore seen me and shot me, and since the windows were open, it would've easily gone through the screen and killed me.

HOWEVER, there was no sketchy man in my backyard with a gun, and if there was, he didn't shoot me, so nothing happened and I went back to sleep.

The end.  How's that for a plot twist?

So the big good old fashioned all-American supercool International Redneck Convention took place 90 minutes from my house.  I did not attend.  My friend did.  And I thought that was cool.  He's "special needs" and got to attend as a guest of one of the drivers.  Nice gesture.  Rednecks are crazy and weird but they have big hearts to make up for the not-so-big brains.

I might go karting again this summer, we'll see.  You know what that means?  More stories.  I did forget to mention in my last one that I did have the power to ruin J.R.'s career.  He dropped his license once on the floor and I could've just thrown it out...but I was a pussy and just said "hey, here's your license, you lost it."  And he didn't thank me.  I swear, if I ever see that kid again...

...I won't do anything because there's nothing I could do.  I Googled his name and it turns out he...isn't racing.  Which is too bad.  I wanted to sell my timing and scoring printouts for $3,000,000 when he made it to whatever series.

I got my report card.  My GPA is a 3.87 for this year.  Which isn't too bad all things considered.  I expected more.  Oh well.

I guess I look like a total bitch complaining about getting a 3.87 GPA instead of a 4.00, but that's how I am.  If you don't set high standards, you aren't going to meet high standards.

Just three more days until the world (or at least a good number of students from my school) comes back from Spain.  I'll be happy.  Just in time for Fourth of July.  So we can all go to the town common and do things until North Korea nukes us later in the afternoon.

I'm pretty tired of talking about the future.  Every day it's "you should start looking at universities" and "what are you going to major in" and "what do you want to do after uni" and all sorts of things like that.  Yeah, it's getting to be time to start thinking about it, but I honestly don't have the slightest clue what I want to do.

Maybe I'll marry a rich and successful woman and do nothing.

JUST KIDDING.  Rich and successful women are unattractive and competitive.  No thanks.

I had wanted to be a motorsports commentator and/or journalist.  Two people in the journalism industry had told me "I would make it easily" and one even offered me a job (for whatever reason it never happened, he was starting his own site but couldn't get it off the ground, so yeah).  I changed my mind, recently, though.  I'm just not sure I want a job that has anything to do with motorsport.

But then again, sometimes I do think I still want to do it.

I don't know.  I don't have to know.  It's summer.

And other than having to read the Iliad, the Odyssey, and some book about kids in Pakistan, that's a (fairly) good thing.





mikathegreat2
Jun 29 2009 07:06 PM
Sorry I could'nt read all of it as I don't usually get 3 hours of free time ;)
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Study law, it's awesome. I just decided your life.
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Hi dad.  And US history teacher.

Once we did this supercool mock trial in my US history class and I was nominated to be one of the supercool defense attorneys.  And then my partner went on a field trip to France...JAY KAY it was a field trip for French but they just went to another high school wooooo excitement.  Once I took a field trip this year to Boston and we went to Burger King and ate food and there were no adults in site.  We could've done bad things.  But we didn't.  And instead went into a black people convenience store that sold things like Boost Mobile phone plans and Pimp Juice.  And we saw my dad who is you because you both want me to go into law.

Anyway, it was really supercool this mock trial deal and I WON even though in the real world in this real world version of the trial they lost but I WON cuz I'm better than them because of my closing statement which DESTROYED the state high school mock trial champion's closing statement and she even told me so.  And my defendant was BLACK.  Which means the jury was biased.

Though really he's white but in the fake historically accurate mock trial he had to pretend he was.

So anyway that has no relevance whatsoever to anything because real people who get real people law degrees don't actually do things like that.

Then my teacher told me I had a face for radio.  JAY KAY he actually said I had a voice for radio.

BUT probably was thinking I had a face for radio.

BUT I don't because even though I do there's this girl but she isn't coming back to Coolkid, Massachusetts until July 2 so WHAT AM I GOING TO DO GEORGE.  Go to the eye doctor tomorrow to get my eyes doctored and maybe get a haircut too.

That's what I'm going to do.

But really it's between studying law, or studying other things.  So I've narrowed it down well.  Thanks for the life advice.  My mommy told me to become a neurosurgeon.  I told her I'd be bad at it.  She agreed.

My lifetime dream is shattered.

JAY KAY I don't want to be a neurosurgeon because science is dumb and weird and only losers sciencificate.  Sorry if I offended you I know you spent hours in a lab developing the new formula for KFC Grilled Chicken.
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Holy holyness that was a long comment, Eric.  Stop wasting so much space on my blog.
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I'm glad you won your mock trial, that will help you in the future when you have your actual trial for committing some KFC-related homicide. You don't need a degree to study law, just watch lots of Judge Judy (who is actually the smartest woman America ever produced).

Yep, I did develop the new formula, the secret ingredient is that there is no chicken in there, at all. And it isn't grilled.
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