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Posted by Cinco , 03 July 2009 · 129 views

To please the masses, I'll keep this short, since that mean bully (see what I did there?  I used the cool new software to link to a member.  I'm too cool.  And no I don't know why there's an extra "stro" in there because I didn't type one but that's just the new software being totolly silly and stuff, and it looks cooler anyway) told me he'd pin me up against a wall, take my pants off, take his pants off....and see who has cooler underwear if I didn't make my blogs shorter.  And we wouldn't want that because we all know George wears a thong with cool Force India prints on it.

I got a swivel chair today for my desk.  It's nice.  My TotalF1.com Forums posting experience has been greatly enhanced.  I think it will help me and my fourth place world ranking in PPP as I will be comfortable enough to have a clear head to make accurate picks as I so often do.

The world came back from Spain today.  I was pleased.

Fourth of July carnival!!!  Too bad liquid is coming down from the sky in a similar fashion to

We had a supercool electrical storm.  The church almost lit on fire.  But it didn't.  But it could've.  It was headline news.  Which is a change from Janet Michael Jackson's passing.

I think I should invent toilets that work.  So I'd never have to repair them when I move out in the real world.  But then again, that'd mean spending my entire life working on toilets.  So that defeats the purpose.  So I'll just marry a woman who has a plumber in the family.

I'm not too fond of Massachusetts.

Make hockey season start.  I miss it.

I'm ready to stop watching auto racing.  I'm starting a two-year retirement plan.  Over two years, I will ease my way away from motorsport.  And then pull a Brett Favre/Mark Martin/DC/JV/etc and come back every five minutes.  But I'll always still post here.  Because most of you guys love it when I post.  So much so I have a +3 rep.  Even though one was by accident and one was me.  But that's cool tool.  Ahahah I typed cool tool, I meant to type cool too, but I won't change it, cuz I love subliminal propaganda if it helps Batracer!!!!!

I never understood how I could be so friggin loud and then have the inability to just type two friggin letters over Facebook no less to a girl who I talked to every day.  She's gonna forget me.  Make me suck less at life.

I think every time I bitch about things like the above I realize just how oh so very average and enjoyable my life is.

Today my mommy and I went to the superfunbookstore of fun and boringness to get my required summer reading.  Our entire school has to read this book about people in Pakistan or Afghanistan or Iran or somewhere in that area, I forget which one and I don't care, I doubt I'll get past page 10 in the book anyway, we have to read it and throughout the year will do school-wide cultural projects because I live in a state that is way too liberal for its own good so they're spreading propaganda about how we shouldn't kill people in the Middle East but we're killing people for those people SO HA.  ANYWAY.  My mom told me take the second copy instead of the one in the front because she "didn't want the one everyone's thumbed through."  So I said "yeah, like anyone would ever thumb through it."  Sure enough, the person creepily standing behind us took a copy of the book right after we left.  Whoops.

It's my mommy's birthday tomorrow.  And my mommy is George's wife because George wants me to go to law school.  With him because he won't graduate by then even though he's 60 years old and retired and lives on a farm in a castle outside of London.  And if he doesn't he won't tell me because I DON'T WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE IF I KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT GEORGE'S REAL LIFE HE'D LOSE HIS APPEAL RAPIDLY.  Like the time I sent him an email and when he replied it told me his LAST NAME.  Unless he's crafty and used his middle name as his surname.  Which I pretend he did because I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH (yes I think about this a lot).  Wish her a happy birthday.  Do it now.  She makes me food and stuff.  I need to find an ecard.  Because the days when Little Eric used to draw NASCARs with "Happy Birthday" on them went away a long time ago.  The problem is I end up forgetting which ecards I've already sent and just send the same one every year.  It's kind of a problem.  Maybs I'll make a homemade one using PhotoShop.  She likes dogs.  I'll get a picture of a dog and put "Happy Birthday" on it.  Damn I'm good.

My dad (the one who isn't George) also wants me to be an engineer.  I got a C- on the precalc exam.  Granted I still got a B for the year but engineering?  What would I engineer?  A stock car?  Oh yeah, pushrod V8 technology!!!!!!!!!111

I've never eaten mac and cheese and don't intend on ever doing so.





mikathegreat2
Jul 03 2009 08:11 PM
I remember you were in stock car racing & doing ok! BTW, cool new user link software, I'll try it, mikathegreat2
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mikathegreat2
Jul 03 2009 08:12 PM
damn, does'nt work!
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Rainmaster
Jul 03 2009 08:22 PM
I wasn't gonna comment your blog again for a while, 'cos you know if I keep commenting people might start to talk and get all jealous, and we wouldn't want that. But anyway, I am commenting (as you will realise when you get an email saying I've commented, actually do you get emails, I guess you do but I don't know because I don't have a blog), anyway I'm commenting because of the references to me (which, by the way, are what make this blog oh-so-much-better than all the others :P).

But yeah like I said, no blog, which is for the best because if I did have a blog then I would write lots and lots and lots of stuff in it, and that would ruin my anonymity - and we can't have that. So yeah don't worry, I plan on staying as mysterious as possible, which is foro the besto. Also, that was/is my last name in the email, so yeah, feel free to Google it and run it in various social network search engines (if you do track me down, let me know so I can change the settings :P).

As for life being average, don't worry, statistically most people's lives are average.

Btw, wish your mum happy birthday from me, and happy swivelling (they are awesome).
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Cinco
Jul 03 2009 09:26 PM
@Danny, I had thought you'd also remember I was a mean lying liarpants and made everything up :P.

mikathegreat2...works fine.

@Geo...

I do not get emails, I turned them off.  You see, I use my email that I use for this account for the real world.  So every day in school in web page when I was bored (which was frequently, making web pages sucks, don't do it, pay me to do it for you instead, and it'll be a bad page, but why would you ever need a webpage other than for red hot, juicy, sizzling...burgers that you eat and review on your web page.  I think.  In addition to being a lawyer, porn star, and retiree, you also are fast food critic in my mind.  SO DON'T TELL ME OTHERWISE.  Maybe), I would check my email to see if there was a meeting for the activities I participate in or whatever.  And if I had embarrassing things such as "some British uni student/old man/middle-age man/child commented on your blog" the weird kid next to me who played with himself all class long would see that and be like "wtf."

So I turned the emails off.

Anyway, my strategy worked, the goal was to reference you to get you to comment.  Sort of.

Your last part reminded me of that time Lewis Hamilton told Ron Dennis to go ****ing swivel.  Which is actually what I am doing right now, sort of.

Do change the settings.  I found you.  Well I think.  Don't tell me if I did.  But I found some guy in London named George.  So I figured, oh, London, that's the only city in all of England, so that's you.  I think.

That is a root beer, by the way, and not the actual thing, right? :P
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Rainmaster
Jul 03 2009 10:24 PM

Cinco, on 03 July 2009 - 10:26 PM, said:

@Danny, I had thought you'd also remember I was a mean lying liarpants and made everything up :P .

mikathegreat2...works fine.

@Geo...

I do not get emails, I turned them off.  You see, I use my email that I use for this account for the real world.  So every day in school in web page when I was bored (which was frequently, making web pages sucks, don't do it, pay me to do it for you instead, and it'll be a bad page, but why would you ever need a webpage other than for red hot, juicy, sizzling...burgers that you eat and review on your web page.  I think.  In addition to being a lawyer, porn star, and retiree, you also are fast food critic in my mind.  SO DON'T TELL ME OTHERWISE.  Maybe), I would check my email to see if there was a meeting for the activities I participate in or whatever.  And if I had embarrassing things such as "some British uni student/old man/middle-age man/child commented on your blog" the weird kid next to me who played with himself all class long would see that and be like "wtf."

So I turned the emails off.

Anyway, my strategy worked, the goal was to reference you to get you to comment.  Sort of.

Your last part reminded me of that time Lewis Hamilton told Ron Dennis to go ****ing swivel.  Which is actually what I am doing right now, sort of.

Do change the settings.  I found you.  Well I think.  Don't tell me if I did.  But I found some guy in London named George.  So I figured, oh, London, that's the only city in all of England, so that's you.  I think.

That is a root beer, by the way, and not the actual thing, right? :P

Don't worry, I have experience of making a web page, so I know that it can be boring, like, all of the time. Good job you turned your email off, sounds like it was probably for the best, although would it not freak you out if you found out that the weird kid sitting next to you was actually me, who was also bored while making web pages and commenting on exactly the same forum?? Bet that's got you thinking, or not.

I see your tactics, you think that by mentioning me in your blog that automatically means I will comment it. Well...yeah, that is basically how this arrangement works I guess.

But no Mr.Eric, you didn't find me, 'cos I live in one of the less filthy and crowded towns of Britain (I won't tell you which, because I know you wouldn't like that, or maybe you would and you do want to know, and are using some form of reverse psychology by telling me not to tell you, almost like a woman would..). I'm not sure I like the whole big city thing, London is a nice place in small doses, but I prefer to have some space between my castle and the next you know? So yeah, you didn't find me, which is good because I changed the settings so various peverts wouldn't be able to see me on search results, so that's good. I can sleep at night now.

I'm not sure what to make of your last comment, please don't tell me you've turned to alcoholic beverages, please nooooooo..etc. You get more like me every day. I might have to call your local sheriff.
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Cinco
Jul 03 2009 10:39 PM

El Maestro, on 03 July 2009 - 06:24 PM, said:

Don't worry, I have experience of making a web page, so I know that it can be boring, like, all of the time. Good job you turned your email off, sounds like it was probably for the best, although would it not freak you out if you found out that the weird kid sitting next to you was actually me, who was also bored while making web pages and commenting on exactly the same forum?? Bet that's got you thinking, or not.

I see your tactics, you think that by mentioning me in your blog that automatically means I will comment it. Well...yeah, that is basically how this arrangement works I guess.

But no Mr.Eric, you didn't find me, 'cos I live in one of the less filthy and crowded towns of Britain (I won't tell you which, because I know you wouldn't like that, or maybe you would and you do want to know, and are using some form of reverse psychology by telling me not to tell you, almost like a woman would..). I'm not sure I like the whole big city thing, London is a nice place in small doses, but I prefer to have some space between my castle and the next you know? So yeah, you didn't find me, which is good because I changed the settings so various peverts wouldn't be able to see me on search results, so that's good. I can sleep at night now.

I'm not sure what to make of your last comment, please don't tell me you've turned to alcoholic beverages, please nooooooo..etc. You get more like me every day. I might have to call your local sheriff.

Actually, it had occurred to me that you could very well be a lying liarpants like me and really be a 16-year-old.  Though I have to admit as far as 16-year-olds go, all of us suck, but I'm a particularly cool one compared to who you are saying is you who can't keep his hand out of his pants and has a total disregard for personal hygiene.  If you can't actually grow facial hair that isn't patchy and doesn't look like pubes, shave.  That's my advice.  So if you are in fact him, now you know.  If you aren't, that's still my advice for the two members here younger than me.

I see.  Well I'm glad because honestly if that had been you I would've been highly disappointed seeing the picture and all.  Which I shouldn't say because YOU could be acting all womanly and telling me it wasn't you when it really really was and now you'll be all offended that I dissed your picture.  But I really and honestly like the mystery so don't ever tell me anything more about you unless you really do like KFC and really are 1000000000 stone because then I'll lay off the fat jokes and make fun of other things about you.  Except that's a lie I'd just make fun of you for it more.  And yeah I don't like big cities either but my mommy says I have to go to university nearby so I'll go to the city for that so I don't get bored (and at the same time never get any work done but that's cool, I read 10 whole pages of the fun Pakistan book, it was fun, but not really).

And GOOD LORD NO, Mr. George!  I was commenting on how the picture of "you" on Facebook who ISN'T you was this guy holding a bottle that looked like it may contain a not-nice liquid that peer leaders like me DETEST WITH ALL OUR HEARTS AND WILL NEVER DRINK EVEN WHEN WE ARE LEGAL AGE YEAAAH WOOOOOOOO (actually the sad part is I agree with what I just wrote because I'd feel like I was letting my mommy down even if I was legal age but anyway now that we've established I'm a loser let's move on) so I was just making sure I hadn't found you, because if you had said "oh yes" I would've known it WAS you.

But anyway I think I've figured it out: Eric is just an alternate character of yours George and you actually post everything on this account because you control both.  You can't stop me now, I'm on to you!

But for the love of God please DO stop me because I don't wanna know the truth about George.
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Rainmaster
Jul 03 2009 11:16 PM

Cinco, on 03 July 2009 - 11:39 PM, said:

Actually, it had occurred to me that you could very well be a lying liarpants like me and really be a 16-year-old.  Though I have to admit as far as 16-year-olds go, all of us suck, but I'm a particularly cool one compared to who you are saying is you who can't keep his hand out of his pants and has a total disregard for personal hygiene.  If you can't actually grow facial hair that isn't patchy and doesn't look like pubes, shave.  That's my advice.  So if you are in fact him, now you know.  If you aren't, that's still my advice for the two members here younger than me.

Well I may or may not be 16 (although to be clear, I'm not), but if I was I wouldn't be a big liarpants like you 'cos I never said I wasn't any age, and if people thought I was whatever age because of my amazingly mature posts about...erm, wait let me start again. But if I was I wouldn't be a big liarpants like you 'cos I never said I wasn't any age, and if people thought I was whatever age because of my amazing posts that would be their very own assumption muhahahaha-ha. The only thing I haven't set properly is my age, and if anyone really believes I'm about 90 and posting here...well, if stoopid was a crime they'd be guilty. Twice. I mean seriously, I know I won't live to 90, not on 4 KFC's a day. So yeah, hopefully I haven't mislead anybody on this forum, I mean I'm just a really normal, cool, smart guy you know. Cough.

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I see.  Well I'm glad because honestly if that had been you I would've been highly disappointed seeing the picture and all.  Which I shouldn't say because YOU could be acting all womanly and telling me it wasn't you when it really really was and now you'll be all offended that I dissed your picture.  But I really and honestly like the mystery so don't ever tell me anything more about you unless you really do like KFC and really are 1000000000 stone because then I'll lay off the fat jokes and make fun of other things about you.  Except that's a lie I'd just make fun of you for it more.  And yeah I don't like big cities either but my mommy says I have to go to university nearby so I'll go to the city for that so I don't get bored (and at the same time never get any work done but that's cool, I read 10 whole pages of the fun Pakistan book, it was fun, but not really).

Nah, don't worry, it really isn't me. *cries* No it's fine, I'm sure I'm significantly better looking than the person in the picture, at least I hope I am because they sound kinda nasty by your description. It's nice to know that you'd consider laying off all the jokes if you found I was fat, that makes me feel a lot better, not because I am fat, just because I don't like super nasty people (I'm sure your mummy told you to avoid them). I'm sure you'll do fine at Uni, you seem like a semi-intelligent being :P and besides, nobody goes to University to study, well apart from all those people that do. And get degree's, and good job's. But yeah.

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And GOOD LORD NO, Mr. George!  I was commenting on how the picture of "you" on Facebook who ISN'T you was this guy holding a bottle that looked like it may contain a not-nice liquid that peer leaders like me DETEST WITH ALL OUR HEARTS AND WILL NEVER DRINK EVEN WHEN WE ARE LEGAL AGE YEAAAH WOOOOOOOO (actually the sad part is I agree with what I just wrote because I'd feel like I was letting my mommy down even if I was legal age but anyway now that we've established I'm a loser let's move on) so I was just making sure I hadn't found you, because if you had said "oh yes" I would've known it WAS you.

Oh righttttt, well surely that's proof that it wasn't me in the pic, otherwise I would have got the joke, or maybe you think it was me and I was smart enough to pretend to not understand what you meant. Or maybe you think it is me and I was just too dumb to get the joke. Anyway. Now c'mon Eric, we already established that you were a loser a longgg time ago :P Seriously though, not drinking does not make you a loser (although tbf I think you already knew that and just didn't want me to judge you or something). But don't worry, I don't judge people, except for everybody I see, but I can put that down to human nature.

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But anyway I think I've figured it out: Eric is just an alternate character of yours George and you actually post everything on this account because you control both.  You can't stop me now, I'm on to you!

But for the love of God please DO stop me because I don't wanna know the truth about George.

One day I'll tell you the truth, son.




Oh wait...damnit! :P
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Cinco
Jul 04 2009 01:20 AM
So I typed out a really long reply to this but decided I stopped caring halfway through so yeah, have a nice night George, whether you are in the 18-24 range or the 55-65 range, the two ranges I suspect.  BUT DON'T TELL ME IF EITHER IS ACCURATE.

By the way I did make it a goal to go to KFC once this summer.  Which is hard.  Because the KFC in my town got closed by PAUL.  Whenever Paul takes out his Corvette, he is surrounded by a mob of black Crown Vics driven by his children, he's that cool.  His son is kind of my friend, sort of.  He's going to take his date to prom in Paul's car.  Except he won't get a date.  See?  I'm a good friend with faith in my friends.  Granted I probably won't get a date...JAY KAY I will I have unspent money.  Wait that's not legal.  I'll just take my dog, or that girl who I thought was in Spain with the rest of my school but WASN'T and has been here the whole time she just won't log on to Facebook or blocked me or something but I doubt she did because she absolutely loves me just like you love my blogs and KFC and stuff.  If love was measured in kg, her love for me would equal the weight of your body.  That's how much it is.  Until I find out you're manorexic and weigh 8 kg.  Which I shouldn't joke about BECAUSE YOU COULD BE.  AND THAT'S BAD.  BUT IT'S OKAY.  YOU TOO CAN GET HELP JUST GOOGLE YOUR CONDITION AND PUT UK ON THE END SO YOU GET RESULTS FOR THE UK IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY THERE BECAUSE THE US OWNS THE INTERNET SO GOOGLE ONLY RETURNS US RESULTS.  Though I'm sure it doesn't for you because you're silly and European and don't bathe.  BUT DON'T BE OFFENDED IF YOU DON'T BATHE BECAUSE YOU'RE EUROPEAN AND I UNDERSTAND THAT'S JUST HOW YOU ROLL AND I'M TOTALLY OKAY IF THAT'S THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE TO LEAD.  I'M NOT A HATER.

Anyway, yeah.  That's really all.  Have a good morning, afternoon, evening, and night.  Also, make my family turn Slumdog Millionaire's volume down cuz it's loud and I can't listen to my uber awesome 80s pop music like Pat Benetar who is a Lesbian, my mommy wanted to be just like her when she grew up until she found out about that, I bet you did too if you were a teenager in the 80s, when they have it on at volume 1000.

By the way Happy Fourth of July even though you aren't a Yankee.  Think of it as a celebration that we're no longer your problem but rather our own.  Or something.  Basically I'm just trying to get you to say Happy Fourth to me cuz that'd be classy and nice since most EuroBrits think the Fourth of July is some joke of a holiday so we can just eat KFC all day instead of work BUT HA IT'S SATURDAY SO WE WOULD BE EATING KFC ALL DAY AND NOT WORKING ANYWAY.  Granted normal people who work had today off cuz it was my mom's birthday, and a federal holiday, but whatever.

Okay so that turned out longer than planned so I guess I did care.
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Rainmaster
Jul 04 2009 01:44 PM
Okay, I won't tell you which range is right (which is easy for me to do because neither of them are right, although one is closer obviously, but anyway). Don't worry I'm not manorexic and if I was I wouldn't be offended because I have thick skin (mostly because of the dirt from lack of bathing). Anyway, good luck with the whole date thing for the prom, thankfully we don't have that kinda pressure over here so it's all cool.

You know if I could influence your family to turn down Slumdog, then I would, because 80's pop music is > Slumdog Millionaire (hopefully if your maths teachers have done a good job you will understand what I mean by that). But yeah, 90's Britpop is also > 80's music > Slumdog. Wow, I just made an equation of sorts. Fun times.

Happy 4th of July Erico ;)
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mikathegreat2
Jul 04 2009 02:26 PM
mikathegreat2eat2']
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mikathegreat2
Jul 04 2009 02:26 PM
damn it!!!!
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Rainmaster
Jul 04 2009 03:01 PM


Haha, I did it. Awesome.
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Cinco
Jul 04 2009 05:05 PM
I have to admit Cincoco is a lot cooler than just Cinco.  By the end of summer when I reach 1,500 posts I'm changing it to that.  Cuz then we you link to me it'll be like Cincocococo.

And thanks George, have a happy 4th of July too, and a happy 5th, and a happy 6th, but not a happy 7th, maybe a solid 8th.  Oh and a very happy 14th because that's Bastille Day and you aren't French but you are European so you could be cuz you can just ride that train thingy to Canada Jr or France or whatever they call it and be like "Hola guys me llamo George."  And they'd understand.  Cuz French people speak European and Spanish is the only language in Europe that I can pretend I know.  You know what's funny?  They wash the sidewalks in France every single day, but the people who walk on them sure don't wash that frequently.  Ahahahah my jokes are so funny.
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Rainmaster
Jul 04 2009 07:04 PM
Cincocococo is kinda cool for a display name actually, so I wish you good luck with that :D

Yeah, don't worry that joke would be funnier if it wasn't so disturbingly true.
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