I got a swivel chair today for my desk. It's nice. My TotalF1.com Forums posting experience has been greatly enhanced. I think it will help me and my fourth place world ranking in PPP as I will be comfortable enough to have a clear head to make accurate picks as I so often do.
The world came back from Spain today. I was pleased.
Fourth of July carnival!!! Too bad liquid is coming down from the sky in a similar fashion to
We had a supercool electrical storm. The church almost lit on fire. But it didn't. But it could've. It was headline news. Which is a change from
I think I should invent toilets that work. So I'd never have to repair them when I move out in the real world. But then again, that'd mean spending my entire life working on toilets. So that defeats the purpose. So I'll just marry a woman who has a plumber in the family.
I'm not too fond of Massachusetts.
Make hockey season start. I miss it.
I'm ready to stop watching auto racing. I'm starting a two-year retirement plan. Over two years, I will ease my way away from motorsport. And then pull a Brett Favre/Mark Martin/DC/JV/etc and come back every five minutes. But I'll always still post here. Because most of you guys love it when I post. So much so I have a +3 rep. Even though one was by accident and one was me. But that's cool tool. Ahahah I typed cool tool, I meant to type cool too, but I won't change it, cuz I love subliminal propaganda if it helps Batracer!!!!!
I never understood how I could be so friggin loud and then have the inability to just type two friggin letters over Facebook no less to a girl who I talked to every day. She's gonna forget me. Make me suck less at life.
I think every time I bitch about things like the above I realize just how oh so very average and enjoyable my life is.
Today my mommy and I went to the superfunbookstore of fun and boringness to get my required summer reading. Our entire school has to read this book about people in Pakistan or Afghanistan or Iran or somewhere in that area, I forget which one and I don't care, I doubt I'll get past page 10 in the book anyway, we have to read it and throughout the year will do school-wide cultural projects because I live in a state that is way too liberal for its own good so they're spreading propaganda about how we shouldn't kill people in the Middle East but we're killing people for those people SO HA. ANYWAY. My mom told me take the second copy instead of the one in the front because she "didn't want the one everyone's thumbed through." So I said "yeah, like anyone would ever thumb through it." Sure enough, the person creepily standing behind us took a copy of the book right after we left. Whoops.
It's my mommy's birthday tomorrow. And my mommy is George's wife because George wants me to go to law school. With him because he won't graduate by then even though he's 60 years old and retired and lives on a farm in a castle outside of London. And if he doesn't he won't tell me because I DON'T WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE IF I KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT GEORGE'S REAL LIFE HE'D LOSE HIS APPEAL RAPIDLY. Like the time I sent him an email and when he replied it told me his LAST NAME. Unless he's crafty and used his middle name as his surname. Which I pretend he did because I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH (yes I think about this a lot). Wish her a happy birthday. Do it now. She makes me food and stuff. I need to find an ecard. Because the days when Little Eric used to draw NASCARs with "Happy Birthday" on them went away a long time ago. The problem is I end up forgetting which ecards I've already sent and just send the same one every year. It's kind of a problem. Maybs I'll make a homemade one using PhotoShop. She likes dogs. I'll get a picture of a dog and put "Happy Birthday" on it. Damn I'm good.
My dad (the one who isn't George) also wants me to be an engineer. I got a C- on the precalc exam. Granted I still got a B for the year but engineering? What would I engineer? A stock car? Oh yeah, pushrod V8 technology!!!!!!!!!111
I've never eaten mac and cheese and don't intend on ever doing so.