cavallino, on 31 July 2009 - 08:00 AM, said:
Awwwwwwwww 
Wanna make out in the back of my dad's car?
Wanna make out in the back of my dad's car?
I don't think ur dad's car can drive here, sorry.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:19 PM
I don't think ur dad's car can drive here, sorry.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:19 PM
pabloh20, on 31 July 2009 - 01:14 PM, said:
It is true baldy-baby-peachums.
Hmmmm, it's funny that you mention 'log' though..........maybe I need to up the dose as you may be getting a bit of recoil, I mean recall.
Hmmmm, it's funny that you mention 'log' though..........maybe I need to up the dose as you may be getting a bit of recoil, I mean recall.
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"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:44 PM
Quiet One, on 31 July 2009 - 01:11 PM, said:
Why would we trash that boring driver that can only deliver if the exact perfect conditions are met and starts crying over the radio mayday mayday like a damsel in distress (or Trulli) if otherwise?
See Sid? You can feel at home with us
See Sid? You can feel at home with us
I am sure Sid is starting to feel home...like Ben is going to be.
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Quiet One, on 31 July 2009 - 11:55 AM, said:
Paul is not gay. I know because we spend a lot of time in bed together and I would have noticed. Besides, he makes a wonderful tea. Everytime I drink it I sleep like a log. I cant remember anything next morning.
Schumacher used to drink it in 2006 every Saturday night before a race.
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As we were saying yesterday...
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:08 AM
Paul: "Andres, if you went on a camping holiday and woke up with grass stained knees and a condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?"
Andres: "Probably not, Paul. Why?"
Paul: "Wanna come camping next week?"
Andres: "Probably not, Paul. Why?"
Paul: "Wanna come camping next week?"
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Music connects people through the unspoken appreciation of something that sounds right. Something that taps into the deepest corners of your soul, making you feel alive. When someone else gets it too and you know they do, it feels beautiful.
"To be brutal and honest I don't have a thin skin and others who whine over every little thing will not curry favour. I'm just going to try to keep this place fun, as it has been for all of these years." Pumpdoc, 8th Decemeber 2010.
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:34 PM
dribbler, on 02 August 2009 - 10:08 AM, said:
Paul: "Andres, if you went on a camping holiday and woke up with grass stained knees and a condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?"
Andres: "Probably not, Paul. Why?"
Paul: "Wanna come camping next week?"
Andres: "Probably not, Paul. Why?"
Paul: "Wanna come camping next week?"
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:09 PM
dribbler, on 02 August 2009 - 10:08 AM, said:
Paul: "Andres, if you went on a camping holiday and woke up with grass stained knees and a condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?"
Andres: "Probably not, Paul. Why?"
Paul: "Wanna come camping next week?"
Andres: "Probably not, Paul. Why?"
Paul: "Wanna come camping next week?"
Edited by pabloh20, 02 August 2009 - 01:09 PM.
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:18 PM
Nah you got that one wrong, Paul would not use a condom
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:50 PM
pabloh20, on 02 August 2009 - 01:09 PM, said:
How the hell did you know I was going to ask him that??
(P.S.: yes, let's go!)
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the Universe, and it has a longer shelf life" - Frank Zappa
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"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 02:22 PM
meanioni, on 02 August 2009 - 01:18 PM, said:
Nah you got that one wrong, Paul would not use a condom Quiet One, on 02 August 2009 - 01:50 PM, said:
Well, it is not as if would be the first time you ask me that!
(P.S.: yes, let's go!)
(P.S.: yes, let's go!)
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 03:10 PM
Ben's missing out on all the fun the poor bugger!
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 03:16 PM
Jez, on 02 August 2009 - 03:10 PM, said:
Ben's missing out on all the fun the poor bugger!
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 01:16 PM
pabloh20, on 02 August 2009 - 03:16 PM, said:
How do you know he's a poor buggerer??
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:19 AM
ok, So I guess now thats schumie aint retrning you'll be hating us????
joke,
sorry dude, when I think about it it's actually best for him, Kimi would've destroyed him...
joke,
sorry dude, when I think about it it's actually best for him, Kimi would've destroyed him...
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:32 AM
BradSpeedMan, on 11 August 2009 - 08:19 AM, said:
ok, So I guess now thats schumie aint retrning you'll be hating us????
joke,
sorry dude, when I think about it it's actually best for him, Kimi would've destroyed him...
joke,
sorry dude, when I think about it it's actually best for him, Kimi would've destroyed him...
I can't decide if this is funny or cruel. Aww hell, it's funny because you're not being malicious. (I truly feel bad for all the hard core Schumacher fans.)
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:41 AM
Persevere, on 11 August 2009 - 10:32 AM, said:
(I truly feel bad for all the hard core Schumacher fans.)
“We keep on working, we do our thing,” Vettel shouts over the team radio, “We are who we are!”
"Vettel is a champion. That’s not referring to his achievements, but rather to his approach to everything he does. He wins. All the time. His preparation is meticulous, his attention to detail reminiscent of Michael Schumacher at his peak, and his performance on the track is almost always flawless. Vettel is capable only of domination. He knows no other way... Vettel is not in Formula One to be liked. He is there to win. And in the words of Ayrton Senna, perhaps the greatest of all Formula One drivers, “Nice men don’t win.”"
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:46 AM
I'm not a Schumacher fan and I wanted him back racing.
And I wouldn't mind if he had said he didn't want to race but I think everybody feel sad because he is not returning because of neck problems.
I hope he can recover completely and race some GPs some day.
And I wouldn't mind if he had said he didn't want to race but I think everybody feel sad because he is not returning because of neck problems.
I hope he can recover completely and race some GPs some day.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:44 AM
Ok, so the Schumi thing is over. Next fiasco, please.
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the Universe, and it has a longer shelf life" - Frank Zappa
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 12:33 PM
Quiet One, on 11 August 2009 - 11:44 AM, said:
Ok, so the Schumi thing is over. Next fiasco, please.
Oh, have you seen that we have all the emoticons back?
That's much more important than the Schumi fiasco.
OMG, Paul will be the happiest man in the world.
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As we were saying yesterday...
Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 12:53 PM
AleHop, on 11 August 2009 - 12:33 PM, said:
YOU SO KIND!
Oh, have you seen that we have all the emoticons back?
That's much more important than the Schumi fiasco.
OMG, Paul will be the happiest man in the world.
Oh, have you seen that we have all the emoticons back?
That's much more important than the Schumi fiasco.
OMG, Paul will be the happiest man in the world.
“We keep on working, we do our thing,” Vettel shouts over the team radio, “We are who we are!”
"Vettel is a champion. That’s not referring to his achievements, but rather to his approach to everything he does. He wins. All the time. His preparation is meticulous, his attention to detail reminiscent of Michael Schumacher at his peak, and his performance on the track is almost always flawless. Vettel is capable only of domination. He knows no other way... Vettel is not in Formula One to be liked. He is there to win. And in the words of Ayrton Senna, perhaps the greatest of all Formula One drivers, “Nice men don’t win.”"
Chris Cameron-Dow
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 04:43 PM
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 05:37 PM
AleHop, on 11 August 2009 - 12:33 PM, said:
YOU SO KIND!
Oh, have you seen that we have all the emoticons back?
That's much more important than the Schumi fiasco.
OMG, Paul will be the happiest man in the world.
Oh, have you seen that we have all the emoticons back?
That's much more important than the Schumi fiasco.
OMG, Paul will be the happiest man in the world.
No he won't we're missing his favourite, the one involving a sheep....
Oh wait that must be another forum
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 01:37 AM
From Montezemolos press conference:
"goooong"
Montezemolo: " the Schumis era is over"
"goooong"
Montezemolo: "god save Schumi"
"goooong"
Montezemolo: " the Schumis era is over"
"goooong"
Montezemolo: "god save Schumi"
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 03:35 PM
meanioni, on 11 August 2009 - 05:37 PM, said:
No he won't we're missing his favourite, the one involving a sheep....
Oh wait that must be another forum
Oh wait that must be another forum
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