Sorry kid, I think you were great with your Oscar clip at the end of 2008 season, but now you should seek a career in soft porn or something like that.
So who would you choose as a replacement? I assumed Bianchi, but Craig who knows better said that the kid is still not ready. So here is the list of possible candidates (I am assuming that Kubica is still a firm candidate in one or two years so Ferrari is not looking for a long term contract)Basically, there are better F1 rejects out there.
a. Sergio Perez (not a reject): I don't think so. He can still make his stock values rise up at Sauber, before cashing them in at Ferrari.
b. Luca Badoer: Nah. It's like Massa minus the accident excuse (or Germany 2010 excuse...whichever one you prefer)
c. Jarno Trulli: my personal favorite. He is in good terms with Alonso and has lots of experience. Cons: he is an experienced driver, but I have my reservations on his qualities as a car developer, and they do not need a guy to mentor Alonso, they need a guy to develop the car. If the car fits him, he can do a lot more than Massa and I think he could get a lot closer to Alonso's pace.
d. Heidfeld: smooth, low profile, still hungry, I guess cheap?
e. Alguersuari: another favorite. The kid deserved so much better than a kick in the arse from STR. And, as a commentator, he is a great F1 driver.
f. Buemi: I don't rate him as much as Jaime, but why not?
g. Fisi: Is he still around?
h. I am ruling out Rubinho who would certainly be one of the best of them all simply because I doubt he would accept it.
i. Liuzzi: oh, come on! If the Ferrari's are going to start from the back of the field, who else can climb up like he did last year at Monza?
j. F.Murray Abraham
What are your candidates? Or you'd rather keep Massa? (CAUTION: IF YOU REPLY "I'D RATHER KEEP MASSA" I WOULD PERSONALLY SLAP YOU IN THE FACE WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN)

















