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[dark rider 13]

just wondered how every1 on this forum goes up to a gilr they dont even no and start talkin to her ???


and yes im bein serious

[Sato]

I don't. Only way I meet people is through friends who introduce me. (male or female)

[ykickamoocow]

dark rider 13, on Dec 17 2006, 02:33 AM, said:

just wondered how every1 on this forum goes up to a gilr they dont even no and start talkin to her ???
and yes im bein serious

Some men try the Rohypnol method but i wouldnt recommend it.  

[Jean Todt]

dark rider 13, on Dec 16 2006, 03:33 PM, said:

just wondered how every1 on this forum goes up to a gilr they dont even no and start talkin to her ???
and yes im bein serious

hai!      hehehe! bye  

[medilloni]

dark rider 13, on Dec 16 2006, 03:33 PM, said:

just wondered how every1 on this forum goes up to a gilr they dont even no and start talkin to her ???
and yes im bein serious

Ah.  A perenial question and one that tackled often enough should just be part of life's rich tapestry.  Or another squashed fly on the windscreen of life - depending on your approach.

You might like to try, "Hey, nice legs.  What time do they open?"

Or.  "The state pension doesn't go to far these days, fancy sharing?"

Without knowing your age group it's a wee bit difficult to be more helpful

Only kidding fella.  You just do what's in your heart (or pants) as the mood fits and don't take them too seriously....

[Quiet One]

medilloni, on Dec 16 2006, 06:04 PM, said:

Ah.  A perenial question and one that tackled often enough should just be part of life's rich tapestry.  Or another squashed fly on the windscreen of life - depending on your approach.

You might like to try, "Hey, nice legs.  What time do they open?"

Or.  "The state pension doesn't go to far these days, fancy sharing?"

Without knowing your age group it's a wee bit difficult to be more helpful

Only kidding fella.  You just do what's in your heart (or pants) as the mood fits and don't take them too seriously....

My favorite pick up line is sitting next to a girl, waiting for 5 minutes and then point at my crotch saying "Well? It won't suck itself!"

Sorry, I know you were being serious DR, I agree with Medilloni. Don't meditate on the approach too much. The lack of spontaneity shows. As long as your are not being either too disrespectful or too stiff, everything goes. From there...is up to you and she.

[monza gorilla]

Just do it. Rumour has it they're human too.
Edit: great line Andres!

Edited by monza gorilla, 16 December 2006 - 06:16 PM.

[pumpdoc]

Quiet One, on Dec 16 2006, 10:11 AM, said:

My favorite pick up line is sitting next to a girl, waiting for 5 minutes and then point at my crotch saying "Well? It won't suck itself!"

I just spit out my tea

[ykickamoocow]

monza gorilla, on Dec 17 2006, 05:15 AM, said:

Rumour has it they're human too.

I dont believe you.  

[monza gorilla]

You Aussie swine! I was just trying to build up his confidence before the inevitable crushing rejection.............

[medilloni]

Quiet One, on Dec 16 2006, 06:11 PM, said:

My favorite pick up line is sitting next to a girl, waiting for 5 minutes and then point at my crotch saying "Well? It won't suck itself!"

Sorry, I know you were being serious DR, I agree with Medilloni. Don't meditate on the approach too much. The lack of spontaneity shows. As long as your are not being either too disrespectful or too stiff, everything goes. From there...is up to you and she.

Viagra?  Sand & cement?  HOW do you do it?

Disgraceful I know, but a friend of mine used to use this:  In a bar/club/dive, he'd walk out the toilet holding his crotch, face all contorted, then ask the woman of his dreams if she could help, he'd say he'd caught his manhood in his zipper.  Average closing rate was 3 out of 10.  Boy, how we admired his resilience.

[pumpdoc]

30%? not bad

[ykickamoocow]

medilloni, on Dec 17 2006, 05:30 AM, said:

Viagra?  Sand & cement?  HOW do you do it?

Disgraceful I know, but a friend of mine used to use this:  In a bar/club/dive, he'd walk out the toilet holding his crotch, face all contorted, then ask the woman of his dreams if she could help, he'd say he'd caught his manhood in his zipper.  Average closing rate was 3 out of 10.  Boy, how we admired his resilience.

Better than my method of going up to them and saying "Wanna go out the back and have a root"  

Edited by ykickamoocow, 16 December 2006 - 06:33 PM.

[Player(1)]

Just remember they are more scared of you then you are of them!

[medilloni]

ykickamoocow, on Dec 16 2006, 06:32 PM, said:

Better than my method of going up to them and saying "Wanna go out the back and have a root"  

There you go you see.  Everything should be worked out beforehand.  "He who fails to plan, plans to fail"

Not forgetting our chum Confuscious, "Man with hole in pocket feel c#cky all day.  But man with two holes in pocket not feel too c#cky"

[Shane2]

I am shy, and generally bad at talking to girls but when i do i just chat to em about general crap like their interests, music tastes ETC just to get a convo going. I find its always best to be yourself, although i will admit i tend to stutter sometimes. Doesn't help when you get low self esteem through the way old girlfriends treat you

[Quiet One]

Shane2, on Dec 16 2006, 06:43 PM, said:

I am shy, and generally bad at talking to girls but when i do i just chat to em about general crap like their interests, music tastes ETC just to get a convo going. I find its always best to be yourself, although i will admit i tend to stutter sometimes. Doesn't help when you get low self esteem through the way old girlfriends treat you

Nothing bad in being shy. I am so shy it is amazing I even dared to talk with my mom/sisters! Yet, I learned to turn that disadvantage into an advantage, a shy guy tends to disarm a girls defenses...and then...
EDIT: interests, music, tastes, etc. is not crap unless all you want to do is save yourself the manual effort of masturbation. If you really have any interest in a girl, then these things make the difference between a great relationship for both or a "Ok, we did it, now how can i get her out of my house so i can go back to my online RPG game?"
If you prefer the latter, then I strongly advise you to use my line, if you survive the beatings, you might actually find some kind soul who can help you out

Edited by Quiet One, 16 December 2006 - 06:52 PM.

[Shane2]

I am not good at that, girls dont seem to show much interest in me

[Quiet One]

Shane2, on Dec 16 2006, 06:49 PM, said:

I am not good at that, girls dont seem to show much interest in me

I don't see why not. You are not an ugly guy by any means and you have a brilliant intelligence. Those two facts mean that you have a great chance of scoring in any social group. Perhaps you should pay more attention to them. They don't show interest by throwing in your arms and yelling "take me, now!!" (well, some do, but  i wouldn't recommend them) They are subtle, and seduction is a mix between a dance, a ritual and a hunt (ahhh those days...!) Don't give up and pay more attention to them than you pay to your computer (I know thats the hard part...for me at least) and you will soon start to discover the rules of the game.
We want you to introduce us to your new gf before next season! Hurry up! The clock is ticking!

[cavallino]

He's 13, at that age girls are so far ahead, it is unlikely to end well. So just go and try, whatever you learn will help you later. At that age girls can literally play with you, so there isn't much you can do

[UrKo]

Shane2, on Dec 16 2006, 07:49 PM, said:

I am not good at that, girls dont seem to show much interest in me

old quote but it may work with some girls:
Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

[medilloni]

Whoooops.  Hadn't realised those asking the Q's were so young - apologies for that guys.

At 13 it's likely that you'll hear lots of 'conquest' stories, most of which are made up to impress others - so don't believe everything that goes on around you (including us!).

In your early teenage years I suggest you go Karting.  Forget girls, go and have some real fun; will a girlie appreceiate you spending money on her?  No.  Will your Kart be faster, more reliable and provide more fun than a girlie?  Yes.

AND.  Once you forget about girls, they have a funny habit of just 'happening along'.  When you're not looking or/and concerned about it you'll have more confidence and be happier with yourself - that's attractive to a lady.

The shy thing?  I'm sure most women prefer that than a motor-mouth, be happy with that!  And shy very often comes from respecting others feelings, so you see?  You're actually doing the right things.

Old girlfriends?  Just part of the very valuable learning curve.  

Hey Quiet One!  You're so right about the manual effort of masterblasting - there's no bigger turn off than a woman that says her arms aching   Though I do have a wacky mental picture of Bajo having others in a queue to take over!!!!

[Quiet One]

medilloni, on Dec 16 2006, 08:20 PM, said:

Whoooops.  Hadn't realised those asking the Q's were so young - apologies for that guys.

AND.  Once you forget about girls, they have a funny habit of just 'happening along'.  When you're not looking or/and concerned about it you'll have more confidence and be happier with yourself - that's attractive to a lady.

The shy thing?  I'm sure most women prefer that than a motor-mouth, be happy with that!  And shy very often comes from respecting others feelings, so you see?  You're actually doing the right things.

So very true...

medilloni, on Dec 16 2006, 08:20 PM, said:

Hey Quiet One!  You're so right about the manual effort of masterblasting - there's no bigger turn off than a woman that says her arms aching   Though I do have a wacky mental picture of Bajo having others in a queue to take over!!!!

You just ruined my lunch! That image won't go off for days

[dribbler]

Ah, girls. Such wonderful mysterious creatures.

Be a gentleman. Although values are plumetting and we are led to believe that teenagers have no manners anymore i truly believe that any girl would still be impressed by a caring, polite and gentlemanly lad. So if you are thinking of a girl in particular, tell her that you have been trying to find a way of asking her out for ages because you think she's gorgeous. Take her bowling after a bite to eat and have some flowers standing by. The other idiots in your age group will be clueless as to why she thinks you are great. Make her laugh by taking the mickey out of yourself, act a bit stupid, have some fun.

Be cool but be honest. If you're nervous, tell her.

I swear to god i'm one ugly freak. I think i'm like 'Beaker' from the Muppets. That probably means nothing to you but take it from me, he looks strange. I spotted a girl back in '92 and thought 'my god, i want her'. I followed a rough version of the above plan and nearly fifteen years later, she's still mine. I still pinch myself but also have a quiet chuckle because i worked bloody hard for her and i deserve her. She gets more beautiful every day.

[monza gorilla]

You sentimental old thing, you.
*but I know you're right*

[pumpdoc]

Pah!! caveman style, whip it out, grab her hair and say 'come here'  She'll be so stunned she won't resist(ps, don't try this as you may be arrested)

[UrKo]

pumpdoc, on Dec 17 2006, 12:34 AM, said:

Pah!! caveman style, whip it out, grab her hair and say 'come here'  She'll be so stunned she won't resist(ps, don't try this as you may be arrested)

unless the cop is a hot chick with blond hair, big boobs.....   

Edited by UrKo, 17 December 2006 - 06:44 AM.

[Max Mosley]

UrKo, on Dec 17 2006, 06:43 AM, said:

unless the cop is a hot chick with blond hair, big boobs.....   

Oh yeah. Cops like that "arrest" me no matter what I do.  So unfair, but not altogether unpleasant.

On topic, as Andres and Russ have said, just go talk to some girls.  Be yourself, honest and playful, with teasing etc.

[Quiet One]

Murray Walker, on Dec 17 2006, 06:48 AM, said:

Oh yeah. Cops like that "arrest" me no matter what I do.  So unfair, but not altogether unpleasant.

On topic, as Andres and Russ have said, just go talk to some girls.  Be yourself, honest and playful, with teasing etc.

By the way, where did the forum ladies go? A guy needs your advise in here!

[dribbler]

Quiet One, on Dec 17 2006, 10:05 AM, said:

By the way, where did the forum ladies go? A guy needs your advise in here!

My suspicion is that we are being observed. If we were wrong so far they would come and tell us. This tells me that women like a combination of nervous charm yet assertiveness, ruggedness yet sensitivity, attention yet a bit of aloofness.

We have it sooo easy. Maybe Ben is right afterall?

Second thoughts.......breasts are for feeling, i love 'em.