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#91 DOF_power

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 06:56 PM

View PostElizabeth Sterling, on Nov 3 2007, 08:27 PM, said:

Didn't the Ferrari F92A do something similar with a double floor?


Precisely, the tried to get the ground effects via the double floor.
The inconsistencies, drag penalty ?! and wimpy engine didn't help.
Williams with the flatbottom-difusser + active suspensions formula did a succed in generationg ground effects.

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 09:19 PM

less talks. More driving. Less press, more driving. Less boring celebs, more track babes.

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 11:05 PM

I´ve read all the post carefully and since I agree with many of them I think the problem is a little bigger than the cars. I think the FIA must rule out some tracks (San Marino, France, for example) and focus on new tracks like Estambul and China.
The FIA must change some silly issues on the rules like those regarding safety car, etc.
And regarding the car there are many ways to achieve teh downforce and power to overtake but it should consider a the new rules as whole, not only an adendum to the current ones. Nevertheles F1 needs to apply some good "brakes" to development in order to survive (i´m meaning costs, corner speeds, etc.) You can admit active suspension, ground effects, and whatever but the point is up to what level? Whith today aero development if you apply the same rules of 1979 (for example) the car will reach 8 to 10 g in corners!
So we can find many proposals but the first one is the FIA take the decision to improve the things... and then to call people from outside the FIA to carry on...
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 12:18 AM

View Postabbas_gear, on Nov 3 2007, 09:19 PM, said:

less talks. More driving. Less press, more driving. Less boring celebs, more track babes.

Sounds nice...sounds like the 60's.
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 01:12 AM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 4 2007, 12:18 AM, said:

Sounds nice...sounds like the 60's.
But, did they have babes back then?

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 01:34 AM

View Postabbas_gear, on Nov 4 2007, 01:12 AM, said:

But, did they have babes back then?

I really hope so, then again her voice did seem a little deep...
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 02:18 AM

Make it more interesting?  Race on dirt ovals.  That'll get fun.

Okay, seriously (when the hell does Eric say seriously?), here's what I've got.

In theory, Formula 1 is a spectacle, not a race.  The spectacle part is crap.  Let's get the **** away from celebrities, roast gooose, wine, whiners, and Peter Windsor and go racin'.  Thanks.  For F1, it's all going to be about balancing racing, technological innovation, pleasing governments and hippies, and most of all making money.  There's a theory out there, some sick twisted mind thought this up, that racing sells, and covering racing up with business is like trying to call images of fully-clothed hot women porn.  Granted, it's taking it a little far, but is racing really in the blood of Formula 1?  F1 never was moonshine drinkin' hillbillies on a dirt oval.

With that said, can you break from tradition?  Can you de-evolve?  NASCAR's gone to a big business, luring in big names and most importantly, big money.  Can F1 go from sophisticates to down in the dirt racin'?  Should it?  Where's this happy medium?  Where do you please everyone?  Where do the dirt Late Model fans, Indianapolis 500 diehards, F1 fans, and Le Mans fans all go together as one big happy family?

What exactly is great racing?  Is great racing banging fenders fighting to the finish line?  Is great racing a high-speed chess match, the hunter stalking the prey, a la Imola 2005?  Is great racing a strategic war and a demonstration of technology?  Is it constant slip-stream passes?

ALMS is great racing.  1980s and 1990s NASCAR is great racing.  1990s CART is great racing.  Midgets, sprints, Late Models, Street Stocks on dirt and pavement is great racing.  So what do all of those have in common?  What determines the great racing?

Consider this: ALMS has a huge amount of innovation.  1980s and 1990s NASCAR was before the common templates and spec-car COT, when each manufacture had an identity.  CART had a few different chassis and engines, and even when it went to all-Lola, it wasn't spec until the DP01.  Midgets, sprints, Lates, and Streets are all different...chassis are many years apart in age, and teams are very separate in wealth.

Variation in cars.  So is variation what we need?  Don't we have variation?

Eliminate winglets.  Eliminate aero.  Bring back slick tires.  Take away Traction Control and Driving Aids.  Keep the innovation, but not the road car relevant kind, just the kind to go racin'.  Dumb the cars down in computer tech.

Winglets and aero make it hard to overtake.

Slicks and no TC make it harder to drive, and enables the better drivers to shine.  The best driver should win, and they should be pushed to the max to win.  Tony Cotman wants Champ Car to be the biggest, baddest racing machine.  F1 should want that, too.

Road car relevant tech is dumb.  Focus on tech to make the racing more competitive, not tech to fix the world's problems.

I agree that it should be more about the driver and less about geeks pushing buttons.  Bring some real racing back into it.

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 02:24 AM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 4 2007, 01:34 AM, said:

I really hope so, then again her voice did seem a little deep...
hmm ok. Did u dreamt of her too? she was not for real ,it was bernie and Mosley dressed like girls! Back then it was impossible to get girls to stand next to cars, as they were busy in the college.

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 02:45 AM

View PostEric, on Nov 4 2007, 02:18 AM, said:

Make it more interesting?  Race on dirt ovals.  That'll get fun.

Okay, seriously (when the hell does Eric say seriously?), here's what I've got.

In theory, Formula 1 is a spectacle, not a race.  The spectacle part is crap.  Let's get the **** away from celebrities, roast gooose, wine, whiners, and Peter Windsor and go racin'.  Thanks.  For F1, it's all going to be about balancing racing, technological innovation, pleasing governments and hippies, and most of all making money.  There's a theory out there, some sick twisted mind thought this up, that racing sells, and covering racing up with business is like trying to call images of fully-clothed hot women porn.  Granted, it's taking it a little far, but is racing really in the blood of Formula 1?  F1 never was moonshine drinkin' hillbillies on a dirt oval.

With that said, can you break from tradition?  Can you de-evolve?  NASCAR's gone to a big business, luring in big names and most importantly, big money.  Can F1 go from sophisticates to down in the dirt racin'?  Should it?  Where's this happy medium?  Where do you please everyone?  Where do the dirt Late Model fans, Indianapolis 500 diehards, F1 fans, and Le Mans fans all go together as one big happy family?

What exactly is great racing?  Is great racing banging fenders fighting to the finish line?  Is great racing a high-speed chess match, the hunter stalking the prey, a la Imola 2005?  Is great racing a strategic war and a demonstration of technology?  Is it constant slip-stream passes?

ALMS is great racing.  1980s and 1990s NASCAR is great racing.  1990s CART is great racing.  Midgets, sprints, Late Models, Street Stocks on dirt and pavement is great racing.  So what do all of those have in common?  What determines the great racing?

Consider this: ALMS has a huge amount of innovation.  1980s and 1990s NASCAR was before the common templates and spec-car COT, when each manufacture had an identity.  CART had a few different chassis and engines, and even when it went to all-Lola, it wasn't spec until the DP01.  Midgets, sprints, Lates, and Streets are all different...chassis are many years apart in age, and teams are very separate in wealth.

Variation in cars.  So is variation what we need?  Don't we have variation?

Eliminate winglets.  Eliminate aero.  Bring back slick tires.  Take away Traction Control and Driving Aids.  Keep the innovation, but not the road car relevant kind, just the kind to go racin'.  Dumb the cars down in computer tech.

Winglets and aero make it hard to overtake.

Slicks and no TC make it harder to drive, and enables the better drivers to shine.  The best driver should win, and they should be pushed to the max to win.  Tony Cotman wants Champ Car to be the biggest, baddest racing machine.  F1 should want that, too.

Road car relevant tech is dumb.  Focus on tech to make the racing more competitive, not tech to fix the world's problems.

I agree that it should be more about the driver and less about geeks pushing buttons.  Bring some real racing back into it.
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 03:29 AM

Very good post, Eric. You have analysed the issue quite well....
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 12:27 PM

Penalize teams with no points at the year, a ten million fine would be good for thoses teams, this way F1 would not be a hobby for them anymore, we need to find a way to make all teams competitive, this was a great season because 3 drives were fighting for the title in the last race, but that was only 2 team as always, we need more teams fighting for the titles
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 01:00 PM

View PostEric, on Nov 4 2007, 02:18 AM, said:

Make it more interesting? Race on dirt ovals. That'll get fun.

Okay, seriously (when the hell does Eric say seriously?), here's what I've got.

In theory, Formula 1 is a spectacle, not a race. The spectacle part is crap. Let's get the **** away from celebrities, roast gooose, wine, whiners, and Peter Windsor and go racin'. Thanks. For F1, it's all going to be about balancing racing, technological innovation, pleasing governments and hippies, and most of all making money. There's a theory out there, some sick twisted mind thought this up, that racing sells, and covering racing up with business is like trying to call images of fully-clothed hot women porn. Granted, it's taking it a little far, but is racing really in the blood of Formula 1? F1 never was moonshine drinkin' hillbillies on a dirt oval.

With that said, can you break from tradition? Can you de-evolve? NASCAR's gone to a big business, luring in big names and most importantly, big money. Can F1 go from sophisticates to down in the dirt racin'? Should it? Where's this happy medium? Where do you please everyone? Where do the dirt Late Model fans, Indianapolis 500 diehards, F1 fans, and Le Mans fans all go together as one big happy family?

What exactly is great racing? Is great racing banging fenders fighting to the finish line? Is great racing a high-speed chess match, the hunter stalking the prey, a la Imola 2005? Is great racing a strategic war and a demonstration of technology? Is it constant slip-stream passes?

ALMS is great racing. 1980s and 1990s NASCAR is great racing. 1990s CART is great racing. Midgets, sprints, Late Models, Street Stocks on dirt and pavement is great racing. So what do all of those have in common? What determines the great racing?

Consider this: ALMS has a huge amount of innovation. 1980s and 1990s NASCAR was before the common templates and spec-car COT, when each manufacture had an identity. CART had a few different chassis and engines, and even when it went to all-Lola, it wasn't spec until the DP01. Midgets, sprints, Lates, and Streets are all different...chassis are many years apart in age, and teams are very separate in wealth.

Variation in cars. So is variation what we need? Don't we have variation?

Eliminate winglets. Eliminate aero. Bring back slick tires. Take away Traction Control and Driving Aids. Keep the innovation, but not the road car relevant kind, just the kind to go racin'. Dumb the cars down in computer tech.

Winglets and aero make it hard to overtake.

Slicks and no TC make it harder to drive, and enables the better drivers to shine. The best driver should win, and they should be pushed to the max to win. Tony Cotman wants Champ Car to be the biggest, baddest racing machine. F1 should want that, too.

Road car relevant tech is dumb. Focus on tech to make the racing more competitive, not tech to fix the world's problems.

I agree that it should be more about the driver and less about geeks pushing buttons. Bring some real racing back into it.

Somewhere in your rambling you made one or two good points, so I agree, I think.

View Postabbas_gear, on Nov 4 2007, 02:24 AM, said:

hmm ok. Did u dreamt of her too? she was not for real ,it was bernie and Mosley dressed like girls! Back then it was impossible to get girls to stand next to cars, as they were busy in the college.

If I want babes I'll watch porn. I'd rather see Jim Clark at the wheel than Fernando Alonso anyday.
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 01:54 PM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 4 2007, 01:00 PM, said:

Somewhere in your rambling you made one or two good points, so I agree, I think.
If I want babes I'll watch porn. I'd rather see Jim Clark at the wheel than Fernando Alonso anyday.
good for you!  :lol:

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 02:31 PM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 4 2007, 08:00 AM, said:

Somewhere in your rambling you made one or two good points, so I agree, I think.
I disagree, I think.

It's quite obvious that I made 3 good points, not one or two.

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 04:03 PM

View PostEric, on Nov 4 2007, 04:18 AM, said:

Make it more interesting?  Race on dirt ovals.  That'll get fun.

Okay, seriously (when the hell does Eric say seriously?), here's what I've got.

In theory, Formula 1 is a spectacle, not a race.  The spectacle part is crap.  Let's get the **** away from celebrities, roast gooose, wine, whiners, and Peter Windsor and go racin'.  Thanks.  For F1, it's all going to be about balancing racing, technological innovation, pleasing governments and hippies, and most of all making money.  There's a theory out there, some sick twisted mind thought this up, that racing sells, and covering racing up with business is like trying to call images of fully-clothed hot women porn.  Granted, it's taking it a little far, but is racing really in the blood of Formula 1?  F1 never was moonshine drinkin' hillbillies on a dirt oval.

With that said, can you break from tradition?  Can you de-evolve?  NASCAR's gone to a big business, luring in big names and most importantly, big money.  Can F1 go from sophisticates to down in the dirt racin'?  Should it?  Where's this happy medium?  Where do you please everyone?  Where do the dirt Late Model fans, Indianapolis 500 diehards, F1 fans, and Le Mans fans all go together as one big happy family?

What exactly is great racing?  Is great racing banging fenders fighting to the finish line?  Is great racing a high-speed chess match, the hunter stalking the prey, a la Imola 2005?  Is great racing a strategic war and a demonstration of technology?  Is it constant slip-stream passes?

ALMS is great racing.  1980s and 1990s NASCAR is great racing.  1990s CART is great racing.  Midgets, sprints, Late Models, Street Stocks on dirt and pavement is great racing.  So what do all of those have in common?  What determines the great racing?

Consider this: ALMS has a huge amount of innovation.  1980s and 1990s NASCAR was before the common templates and spec-car COT, when each manufacture had an identity.  CART had a few different chassis and engines, and even when it went to all-Lola, it wasn't spec until the DP01.  Midgets, sprints, Lates, and Streets are all different...chassis are many years apart in age, and teams are very separate in wealth.

Variation in cars.  So is variation what we need?  Don't we have variation?

Eliminate winglets.  Eliminate aero.  Bring back slick tires.  Take away Traction Control and Driving Aids.  Keep the innovation, but not the road car relevant kind, just the kind to go racin'.  Dumb the cars down in computer tech.

Winglets and aero make it hard to overtake.

Slicks and no TC make it harder to drive, and enables the better drivers to shine
.  The best driver should win, and they should be pushed to the max to win.  Tony Cotman wants Champ Car to be the biggest, baddest racing machine.  F1 should want that, too.

Road car relevant tech is dumb.  Focus on tech to make the racing more competitive, not tech to fix the world's problems.

I agree that it should be more about the driver and less about geeks pushing buttons.  Bring some real racing back into it.


1] To being with GP/F1 is a Circus. Witch implies it will never be fully restricted to the Sunday race.


2] And what does racing mean ?!

Every series has its definition.

Endurance/sportcar racing isn't about wheel-to-wheel battles, it's conserving the car-tires-fuel, pit stops, strategy, and profiting from the attrition rate to make it to finish in the best position.
This on the other hand for sprint racing is blasphemy.
Stock car racing is guided by rubbing is racing while the GP formulae/series always had written and/or unwritten laws/agreements against such behaviour.
Rally racing is a battle against time and the terain.

GP/F1 racing is man-machine pushing the limits  to get the edge over the opposition. It's not a driver's sport like spec and monomarques series, nor is a pure machine series such as DARPA Challenge where the cars drive themselves.

And it's relative to the men with talking about too.
For for designers/team bosses/managers like Janno, Porsche, Champan, Murray, Neubauer or Ferrari, building a car that's 2 seconds per lap faster vs. the opposition is what they understood by racing.


3] Why eliminate aero ?!
The ultimate aero/downforce monsters where Group C sportcar/endurance racers.
The produced ,thanks to ground effects, up to 2.5 tonnes (metric) of downforce vs. "just" 1.5 tonne produced by today's F1 cars.
Yet they gave some wheel to wheel battles (Le Mans 87 or 88 between Porsche and Jaguar) that F1 can only dream off today (not counting wet races).  
And for the simple reason that what matters is how you produce the downforce not how much. A lot more downforce can mean a lot better racing if done proper, whereas a lot less downforce could mean dissastrous racing if done wrong.
The ground effects F1 racers also produced a lot of downforce, but overtaking was possible/racing was better.


4] TC, driver aids and so on, help those who can adapt to them better.

Neither rookie Michael Andretti/1993/McLaren nor veteran Patresse/1992/Williams could adapt to the active ride cars. Their team mates Senna and Mansell on the other hand were driving like mad men, capable of extracting every ounce of performance from these cars.

For someone driving/atending GP races in the 1930s the cars from the early 1970s with their wings and wide slick tires and electric starting could/might-have seem like they were driving themselves.
I can just image such a person yelling "bring back the skiny grooves and cigarrete shaped cars and get rid of the electrics".


5] GP technology should be allowed to pass onto road cars the natural way, not being forced upon.
Besides GP technology does pass on. F1 teams have partnerships with universities and aero-space&defence companies.
For example, Renault F1 gave their partner Boeing and aero solution witch helps reduce drag by 3%. EADS anounced that the batteries used by partner McLaren F1 ( to power the electronics ) are to be used into their upcoming tanks.
Jet fighters and upcoming carriers (787) have gone down the path of using a lot of composites just like GP racers have been doing for 2 and 1/2 decades.
So GP racing still improves the breed, only that it's a different type of breed.

6] Dirt ovals.
Well before WWII the top GP drivers/european-champions like Nuvolari, Caraciolla and Rosemeyer were invited and thus attended the Vanderbild Cup dirt race. Nuvolari won in 1936 and Rosemeyer in 1937 and have made quite an impression, particularly Rosemeyer.

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 03:15 AM

Okay, fine, be that way.  Shoot down my hopes and dreams.

Real racing on real tracks with real drivers in real cars.  That's interesting.

See, now I can't make anyone mad because I never defined what "real" means :mf_tongue:

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 07:23 PM

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^ Real ?!

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 08:39 PM

Real...the quality of existing.

You be the judge as to what I meant by it.  I'll give you a hint: I wouldn't call what we see today real.

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 08:57 PM

View PostEric, on Nov 7 2007, 08:39 PM, said:

Real...the quality of existing.

You be the judge as to what I meant by it. I'll give you a hint: I wouldn't call what we see today real.

Existing is a quality? So Honda have a quality? Can't be right. How do you define existing? If I think of something in my mind's eye, does it exist?

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 08:59 PM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 7 2007, 03:57 PM, said:

Existing is a quality? So Honda have a quality? Can't be right. How do you define existing? If I think of something in my mind's eye, does it exist?

Yes I am bored.
Honda does exist.  Sadly those hideous pieces of Sh#t called Civics are real.

And Jenson's real too.  I have proof.  He and Rubens stayed here for the USGP weekend, in the guest room, and the next morning there was semen all over their sheets.  I'll send you the sample if you need proof they exist.

Edited by Eric, 07 November 2007 - 09:00 PM.


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Posted 07 November 2007 - 09:05 PM

View PostEric, on Nov 7 2007, 08:59 PM, said:

Honda does exist. Sadly those hideous pieces of Sh#t called Civics are real.

And Jenson's real too. I have proof. He and Rubens stayed here for the USGP weekend, in the guest room, and the next morning there was semen all over their sheets. I'll send you the sample if you need proof they exist.

As if I needed proof, I was there! But yes you can send it, just for the sheer hell of it!
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Posted 07 November 2007 - 09:07 PM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 7 2007, 04:05 PM, said:

As if I needed proof, I was there! But yes you can send it, just for the sheer hell of it!
Oh, I was wondering why Rubens was screaming "MY PELVIS!!  MY PELVIS!!  OW!!" in the middle of the night...just some friendly advice: don't go on top anymore.

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 09:15 PM

View PostEric, on Nov 7 2007, 09:07 PM, said:

Oh, I was wondering why Rubens was screaming "MY PELVIS!! MY PELVIS!! OW!!" in the middle of the night...just some friendly advice: don't go on top anymore.

Yeah but he likes it that way, he likes the pain, that's why he stayed at Ferrari so long getting trashed by Michael.

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 09:39 PM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 7 2007, 04:15 PM, said:

Yeah but he likes it that way, he likes the pain, that's why he stayed at Ferrari so long getting trashed by Michael.
:lol:

Rubens was better than Michael...

oh you mean on the track, not in bed.  Sorry.

Edited by Eric, 07 November 2007 - 09:39 PM.


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Posted 07 November 2007 - 10:27 PM

View PostEric, on Nov 7 2007, 09:39 PM, said:

:lol:

Rubens was better than Michael...

oh you mean on the track, not in bed. Sorry.

  :lol: Yeah but with equal treatment Michael would be just as good as Rubens in bed.
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Posted 07 November 2007 - 10:28 PM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 7 2007, 05:27 PM, said:

:lol: Yeah but with equal treatment Michael would be just as good as Rubens in bed.
Nuh uhhh.  Michael has no entrances besides his nostrils.

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 10:59 PM

View PostEric, on Nov 7 2007, 10:28 PM, said:

Nuh uhhh. Michael has no entrances besides his nostrils.

:lol: And even they are tiny! Perhaps we need a fan of Michael to give us the full details.
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 06:26 AM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 8 2007, 04:29 AM, said:

:lol: And even they are tiny! Perhaps we need a fan of Michael to give us the full details.

Good discussions going on..I am really enjoying this.. :clap3:  :clap3:
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 06:43 AM

View Postrainmaster, on Nov 7 2007, 10:59 PM, said:

:lol: And even they are tiny! Perhaps we need a fan of Michael to give us the full details.

Actually Michael does not have nostrils, he has gills, that's why he was always so good in the rain. :)

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 03:08 PM

A good idea is to just before the race (10' for example) make a 1 lap nude girls races with rollers and advantege of 20" over the crowd chasing them.
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