pabloh20

Yeah, yeah, yeah, to quote one of my city's famous exports - 'it's only this time, honest, it's never happened before'. Probably, 2nd only to 'the cheque is in the post' Mind you, if I was an inexperienced virgin trying to perform in front of the mighty talents of Andres, Chris and myself, then I would probably shoot freeze in the saddle too. So, you are excused this once

Indeed. With your condition, you need all the time you can get for the viagra to work, before you are ready for action

Oh right, yeah, that's what you told your potential conquests - it's the murray mints I left in my pocket..............honest!

I haven't.

Welcome Erico and Magus Please note that points 2 & 3 are for mere amateurs. Professionals can change topic after 1 post and never get dizzy

Right on the money, to be sure

Errrm, no. Try 7.15pm

Errrrrm...........no, it's not. Try 10.08pm

I was wan banking on it.

It was a dare, honest

You know, his really gets on me tits. No, not you leaving for a while, but referring to yourself in the third person! Well, ok, I don't really mean you as such, Eric, but you just reminded me that a lot of sports people do this What the hell is wrong with saying 'me' or 'I'?? The most recent example I have seen on this is Bernard Hopkins, it's like he is talking about another person, not himself. Anyway, Pablo thinks people who do this are f**kwits.

I use exactly the same statement when asking the wife for sex, well not the 50-1 bit because that would imply some sort of prostitution. Personally, I don't think hysterical laughter is a reasonable response.

Firstly, welcome to the forums. Secondly, how did you manage to sell Button - does he know?

Mind you, a small d!ck has pretty much the same affect as a glottal stop.

Sorry, Andres - fart, break wind, boff, flabby woof woofs. Any of these ring a bell? Well, not literally ring a bell, but you know what I mean!

Don't believe her, Wez, she's just trying to get into your pants.

Mind you, Andres does trump quite often

I think you got it right the first time! Welcome.

You forgot to wave your bell end, or whatever the translation was!

Heyyyyy, wait a minute............

I'm not scared.........I now have another child I can use to sweep for mines!

That cracked me up. Though if you change it to bf, watch out for Jenson Rules!! Nobody said it was safe here......... To be fair, we don't actually know how he does it, though I would say perseverance is his strongest quality - the man will literally climb mountains to sow his wild oats, that's dedication we can all learn from!

Ohhhhh, Muzza is not the 1 you have to worry about - the Balding Avenger is the 1 to watch!