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LabradoRacer

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  1. Jenson Button, aren't you upset that you have the same initials as Justin Bieber?

  2. is planning to make it a habit to respond with "That's what she said" to anything & everything.

    1. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      That's what she said.

    2. AleHop

      AleHop

      What? That's what she said?

  3. Are you a urine-drinker?

  4. Hello there, Aussie ladette! Welcome to TF1! More the merrier!

  5. Seinfeld = Comedy 101

  6. F1 has progressed from being a sport of cutting-edge technology to one of cutting costs.

    1. AleHop

      AleHop

      Forever cutting, our motto.

    2. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Sutil thinks it's a cut-throat sport, though.

    3. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      Andres, superfunny comment :D :D :D

  7. is filling the latrine with urine.

  8. Message for Sutil: Nobody f*cks with the Lux.

  9. Saw a rather well-endowed woman wearing a T-shirt that had the word 'Woopy' written across, er, um, her you-know-what. I felt like correcting it to 'Whoopee Cushion".

  10. Geography almost always snuffs out Cupid's best efforts.

    1. Persevere

      Persevere

      So odd that you say this, Jay.

    2. Caesar

      Caesar

      Cupid is bad in Geography?! Maybe History should teach him that some targets are too far!

  11. Chuck Norris is a virgin. Because nobody f*cks with him.

    1. Rainmaster

      Rainmaster

      Osama Bin Laden has been killed!! In other news, Chuck Norris returns home after a holiday in Pakistan.

  12. Asking Indians to stop spitting is like asking Americans to stop suing.

    1. Caesar

      Caesar

      Asking Indians to swallow is like asking Americans to sue themself?

  13. Bela Lugosi vs Boris Karloff

  14. is shocked to find that Rosberg has a girlfried. Who'd have thought that he's a lesbian?

    1. JHS

      JHS

      I'm more surprised he's fried a girl.

  15. Europe's got cooler climes, so Mercedes should be clear of the overheating problems. Plus, its faulty DRS is expected to be rectified before the Turkish GP. Translated, Schumi will do well!

    1. JHS

      JHS

      Or so you hope. :P

  16. wants a Rat Flail.

    1. HandyNZL
    2. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      It's a mythical, super weapon never found in the video game "Half Life 2".

  17. wishes Pocodot would start spamming TF1.

  18. RIP Sidney Lumet. Thanks for enriching our lives with your movies.

  19. wants to get high on Cheech-n-Chong comedy.

  20. hopes that Mercedes and Schumi find form in Sepang.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Dream dream dream...all you have to do is dream...

    2. elgo
    3. Caesar

      Caesar

      Red Bull would give him wings! Mobile intake,not oral,of course!

  21. Disconsolate with Schumi's poor show in qualifying.

  22. wants to breastfeed Paul (Pabloh20) & Graham (Max Mosley).

    1. Max Mosley

      Max Mosley

      So we suck up to you? :P

  23. If MTV comes out with a food channel, I bet they'll name it YumTV.

  24. is 99% sure that Caesar = Meanioni.

    1. AleHop

      AleHop

      Caesar is a digital anomaly on these forums. He's the great Roman emperor in bits.

    2. Persevere

      Persevere

      Either you are on to something, or on something.

    3. Autumnpuma

      Autumnpuma

      Either way, he brings beautiful chaos here. Kudos.

  25. Why isn't cocaine ever "cut" with dandruff?

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