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LabradoRacer

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  1. Hello, James, are you on facebook? If so, is it cool beans with you to add me on fb? I'm at http://www.facebook.com/jaydivanji.

    If your answer's no, no offence taken. I'd understand it as we've not met in real life.

  2. is quite sad for Bob K.

    1. JHS

      JHS

      +1 - It's a shocking situation.

    2. AleHop

      AleHop

      Let's hope for the best.

  3. never refers to himself in the third person.

  4. Are there any Lotus-eaters on the current grid?

  5. predicts that somebody's going to win the WDC in 2011. And it's an irrefutable fact, not a worthless opinion like yours.

  6. I bet King Midas's pet was a Golden Retriever.

  7. Penguins must be calmest creatures on earth. Well, they can't fly into a rage, can they?

  8. is amused that one can easily get a rise out of people merely by using a big font. And no, I'm not Caesar.

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      I don't like big fonts, they're not my type

    2. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      @ Persevere & Medilloni :)

      @ Alehop Teddydub is Ted Bundy's alter ego.

      @Quiet One Fantastic pun :D

    3. AleHop

      AleHop

      Thank you Lab. Size matters, it seems.

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  9. can feel it in his boner, er, bones that Schumi will have a fantastic 2011.

  10. Machete don't text, but he sure as effin' hell can hack a cell phone.

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      What's a machete don't text? I saw Andres with a similar status update not long ago.

  11. Does a lumberjack's wife scream 'Timber!!" everytime he's about to become flaccid?

  12. Come on msn now? For a couple of minutes? A quickie chat!

  13. Given his name, NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson can be forgiven for thinking that his parents hate him.

    1. JHS

      JHS

      Not as much as Ivan Moorc*ck. :P

    2. Port-A-Loo

      Port-A-Loo

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/d#ck_Trickle

      Best racing name ever.

    3. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      Good ones, James & Eric!

  14. This Christmas, I wanna kiss your cameltoe under a mistletoe.

  15. Why let truth get in the way of conspiracy theories?

  16. Welcome Port-a-loo! Despite your nickname, you definitely aren't s#it-for-brains!

    1. Port-A-Loo

      Port-A-Loo

      Well done, LabradoRacer! :D

      And thank you!

  17. is a pimp with a gimp.

  18. By the way, I apologise for our very first interaction many moons ago. I had mocked the Chinese way of speaking in one of my posts, which made you react angrily. I now understand why you got angry, I'm sorry for that. But still, I'd like to say that I'm not a racist, the post was all in good natured fun! :)

  19. A pity about FB being blocked. Can't you try anonymous surfing sites? I mean by hiding your ip address & bypassing checks? Or gasp, if ninjacloaking is same, then my bad.

  20. Haha, did I? I dunno how I did that! "Twice as loved"...haha very, very funny!

    How're things in China? All fine?

  21. is glad to have elgo back. I mean back on this forum, not back with me. I mean we never were a couple for me to have her back after she walked out. I'll get my coat.

    1. freaky2

      freaky2

      You jinxed him!!! HAhahaha

      Bienvenida de vuelta!

    2. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      Tanita, him who? Me or Alonso?

    3. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      Actually we both were jinxed. He lost the WDC & I didn't get a gf.

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  22. Mate, can you please, please come online now? Even if not, have the decency to say 'no'.

  23. Go fourth base and multiply.

    1. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      There *is* a 4th base. Otherwise there'd be no home plate, since it refers to the 4th base.

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Shouldn't it be catchers base? It's where you catch nasty stuff...

    3. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      I haven't caught anything 'cos I've been striking out all my life.

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