Grabthaw the Hammerslayer

Eric, I think you're beating yourself up unnecessarily about this. Its just called life and growing up. Let's be honest, none of us know what the real personas are behind each of our Internet facades. Frankly your contributions are sorely missed and I couldn't give a rat's arse if you told porkies.

Actually we are Siamese twins, joined at the butt. Recently separated. I am the tall, good looking one and Meds is the the small, hunch-backed, evil genius with all the brains.

Yeah +1 agree. In fact, I'm dead. There - does that make you feel better? You are not alone. Please send all cheques/flowers to.....

Sorry Andres I am an apprentice baldy myself, I'm just jealous that I don't have your Yul Brunner/Vin Diesel super-cool-hunky-ness....

Corrected ^

Actually I just realised I never signed up to this post when I joined, so welcome to me, albeit about 2 years late

You can get inflatable full-sized Emma Bunton dolls???!!!

Actually Dribbler suffers from multiple personality disorder and I am the real Steve. The personality which comes on here called Dribbler lives his personality segment as a gay strip-o-gram for old age pensioners in Glasgow. He claims to have a wife, who is actually an inflatable rhino that he won in a travelling fair (he likes to call it Mrs Dribs). He also claims to own a motorbike, but in fact poses near other peoples' bikes for photos, pretending that they are his. The police are aware of his activities, especially since that conviction a year ago, the nun is getting better now though. I, on the other hand am his higher self - I work closely with the Secretary General of the UN on world peace, was Mother Theresa's best friend and regularly work 21 hours a day helping disadvantaged children and old people.

Fisichella?

Oh right, but is that dolphin-friendly Honda?

I told you before you had one tin of corned beef too many...!!! No-one can perform after three tins.... Nah its all a lie, your not my type - the grass-skirt, blonde wig and fake Russian accent that you had is just not my thing.... Anyway "Fluffy Bum" I haven't met ol' spotty bum Chris - is he a new member?

Y-e-s.... well they probably get blinded by the sunlight reflecting off your scalp and mistake you for Tom Cruise....

As opposed to the "Excuse me I *am* English" of which I am a member - my T-shirt seems to have an increasing numbers of X's at the front of its size (used to be just XL) and even though I still have (some) hair, I now have to use sun-screen on my ever-expanding bald-spot Welcome Wojtek/Nando.

Bet you say that to *all* the boys

Oooh that would smart a bit