HandyNZL

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  1. Couldn't resist.

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      HandyNZL

      Couldn't resist them Cadbury Cream Eggs? (youtube it Eric, and then you'll understand)

  2. I now have a law degree woohoo! Everybody meet me at the GPT bar, the drinks are on me!

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Typical lawyer - there is no bar here, so he makes a promise he knows he can't actually keep...you must've been paying attention in class afterall

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  3. I still type "totalf1.com" instead of "gptoday.com". Will that get me banned?

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Yes.

      For the next five minutes.

      Starting....now...

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  4. It's painful enough being alive whilst only most people are stupid. I want to be long gone by the time everyone is.

  5. It's painful enough being alive whilst only most people are stupid. I want to be long gone by the time everyone is.

  6. I think over the past few days I've heard every horsemeat related joke in the world.

  7. The hardest part of teaching? Having to shake so many people's hands.

  8. Hey there, GP Today.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      What? GP 2 Day....next it will be GP 3 Day...Formula Ford Day...and gods be bad...NASCAR Day

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  9. It's a sad day to call this place home and a sad day to be a future educator. Really bothered by all this. I can't even imagine...I just can't imagine...

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Pretty big problem to tackle though - on a scale whereby you're starting off with so many guns out there it's almost impossible to make any meaningful change to that now that the horse has well and truly bolted.

      But...you move a mountain by first carrying away a pebble.

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  10. It's a sad day to call this place home and a sad day to be a future educator. Really bothered by all this. I can't even imagine...I just can't imagine...

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      HandyNZL

      Just woke up to it on the news here. Very sad for all those parents. Guess your gutless politicians will do zero once again on gun control.
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  11. A racing off-season without NHL ice hockey. I guess I'll need a hobby or something.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Indeedy...it's the perfect antithesis to everybody else here...our hobby is to create spam... :P

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  12. Watch live! Spammers vs Moderators PPV Fight of the Year! The three of us are trying really hard to keep this place clean, so I just want to apologize if anything lingers before one of us gets to it.

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      HandyNZL

      Oh I've been around...just being quiet. Didn't your mother ever tell you to look out for the quiet ones? :P

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  13. Watch live! Spammers vs Moderators PPV Fight of the Year! The three of us are trying really hard to keep this place clean, so I just want to apologize if anything lingers before one of us gets to it.

  14. I've seen two drivers win three Indianapolis 500s. Incredible.

  15. I've seen two drivers win three Indianapolis 500s. Incredible.

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      HandyNZL

      I've watched Scotty 2 Hotty miss out on two in the last lap. Dispondent.

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  16. Not happy with life.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Then change it

  17. SO EXCITED.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Hey, I was singing the Olivia Newton-John song...

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  18. World class snooker from The Rocket. Well deserved win. Kudos to Carter too. Brilliant championship this year, loved it!

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Rugby schmugby... LEAGUE, girly, LEAGUE!! Where shoulder charges are not only legal, but encouraged :P :P Never seen a shoulder charge in snooker...can't be a real sport :P :P

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  19. World class snooker from The Rocket. Well deserved win. Kudos to Carter too. Brilliant championship this year, loved it!

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      HandyNZL

      Snooker, darts and beer shandy's...no wonder the Empire is lost...

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  20. I am no longer 100% of who I was when I was born...four holes, some sutures, and I am 98.6% of me...

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      HandyNZL

      Nah...and besides, the bride of Frankenstein needs her neck bolts :P

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  21. Today I figured out how to update this.

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      HandyNZL

      You can also click on View All Comments...whoa hey!

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  22. Today I figured out how to update this.

  23. My Sebastian Vettel avatar has disappeared in the forum update. I say conspiracy!

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      haha that'll learn you for mclovin finger boy

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