HandyNZL

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  1. Scattered Dad's ashes on pole position at Teretonga Raceway, his home track from the 1960's. Enjoy your P1 spot, Dad!

    1. Angellica

      Angellica

      Aww, that's so touching, losing your dad is awful isn't it?

    2. Massa

      Massa

      What a great tribute that is, Handy.

  2. Do I spend $2 on a car to race it in the 2kcup series that is starting in September? Or should I be asking, "would I be embarassed racing a Peugeot?"

    1. Massa

      Massa

      905, 908, 205 T16 rally car...only thing embarrassing about "Peugeot" is how you guys add an "r" to it...

  3. Working on race cars till 2am...finding "professionals" can't read a micrometer and give us undersized brake pistons and wrong seals....driving 300km to get new ones...fitting them in and bleeding them 10-mins before racing...then top link breaking free in race causing wobbly rear wheel and a bit of "push"....fixing that then battery going flat on start of second race....ahhhh..motor racing...gotta love it

  4. Xmas Ham, Lamb, and Yams....

    1. Massa

      Massa

      Lamb is so underrated in America. Love the stuff.

  5. Rebuild one race car, and then gotta do another...note to self...stop pulling race cars apart....

  6. Waste. Of. Time.

  7. Flying home...outta the heat and into the freeze....should I change out of me shorts?

  8. En Route to Penang at KLIA airport, looking at half price F1 caps, wondering if I should buy a Red Bull one with a massive "1" on the front....hrrmmmm

  9. Making homemade pizza with my daughter...mmm mmm!!

  10. Sad that my engine broke :(

  11. I am no longer 100% of who I was when I was born...four holes, some sutures, and I am 98.6% of me...

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      They're better out than in babe. Reckon I'm about 125% of who I am since birth, all this metal plating, nuts bolts and screws LOL. Want some of mine? <3

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Nah...and besides, the bride of Frankenstein needs her neck bolts :P

    3. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      I thought you were born with at least 7 holes like everybody else.

  12. Feel guilty for eating my daughters M&M's.....shhhh....don't tell her...

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Naughty Daddy! You'll have to buy her Dora & Diego Dvd's to make it up to her! Hehe! Good luck today babe x

  13. RIP Bill Stone. March F1 number one employee, went on to start Sabre Automotive with Adrian Reynard, instrumental in many of the Mallock variants, used to help me out with the Formula Fords. Died from the big C after a year long battle. All the best mate for the circuit in the sky.

  14. He who flushes last FLUSHES loudest

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      You know me so well....

    3. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      It took you 25 days to have a poo? :P

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      No no no you silly little thing (pats you on the head)...I flushed the BATRACER bot off the update screen...Eric got it :D

  15. 617Hp of Deutz power sprang to life today...my machine...it's alive...it's allliiivvvveeee!!!!

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Well, yes, it may be a problem if the ABS braking doesn't work...

    3. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Can I say YAAAAAAAAAAYYY?

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      In my dreams, babe...in my dreams :P A few more weeks and it's shipped out to Malaysia...but won't get there in time for me to mix business and pleasure with the GP...won't get there to about May...

  16. I have the power...eee eee aaa aaa aa...I have the power...

  17. Happy that Liverpool's finest is back on her legs :D

  18. Welcome, Sarah. Watch out for Jay (Labradoracer)...he's the forum puppy that goes around befriending everyone :D Enjoy the forum...

  19. Needs a helmet design....where for art thou inspiration? Muse...yoohoo...helllooooooo...come here muse...come on....

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Chez Eric.

      Actually I think it's gonna end up a lil like Heidfelds helmet - as it's matte black, the orange/yellow/gold pin stripes will look best...just gonna be subtle

    3. AleHop

      AleHop

      Show us when finished, mate.

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Sure will...and the car too once she's all liveried up in a few weeks (hopefully)

  20. Kate Middleton is to hot for William...

    1. Caesar

      Caesar

      She can't drive for Williams, she is a girl!

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Girls can too drive race cars...you sexiest chauvinistic pig!

  21. Kiss for the Cyborg :P

  22. I'm in league with the devil.....and I'm faster than him...muwahahaha

  23. Fiddle di dee, fiddle di dee, potato

    1. AleHop
    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      No...the Irish have potatoes...

    3. AleHop

      AleHop

      ...and tomatoes...

  24. Whats with kids jumping on your head at 7 in the morning?

  25. No rescues today....story today about a man who was with his partner and 5week old baby walking along the road...he woke up in hospital...no-one has seen the partner or baby since :( :(