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HandyNZL

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  1. Scattered Dad's ashes on pole position at Teretonga Raceway, his home track from the 1960's. Enjoy your P1 spot, Dad!

    1. Angellica

      Angellica

      Aww, that's so touching, losing your dad is awful isn't it?

    2. Massa

      Massa

      What a great tribute that is, Handy.

  2. Do I spend $2 on a car to race it in the 2kcup series that is starting in September? Or should I be asking, "would I be embarassed racing a Peugeot?"

    1. Massa

      Massa

      905, 908, 205 T16 rally car...only thing embarrassing about "Peugeot" is how you guys add an "r" to it...

  3. Sounds to me that she might be an F1 employee out on "gardening leave"....
  4. Mitch Evans? Daniel Riccardo? Jerome Ambrosioyoyo? Mark Webber? Kimi Raikkonen when he rallies? Scott Speed? Nup...I don't think anyonme around here will guess Judging by your first few posts you know your stuff, so enjoy the site...we're all thick Richard Craniums, so it will be nice having someone smart around here...lordy knows its been hard with Andres, the balding one, with the most smarts...
  5. I never pushed that button. I didn't sell nothing to no-one. (Yes, I know that is a double negative, but I am just being all street talking jivey and that, yo, word.) I is the devil.
  6. Working on race cars till 2am...finding "professionals" can't read a micrometer and give us undersized brake pistons and wrong seals....driving 300km to get new ones...fitting them in and bleeding them 10-mins before racing...then top link breaking free in race causing wobbly rear wheel and a bit of "push"....fixing that then battery going flat on start of second race....ahhhh..motor racing...gotta love it

  7. Xmas Ham, Lamb, and Yams....

    1. Massa

      Massa

      Lamb is so underrated in America. Love the stuff.

  8. Why does he have a mini-you? Surely he'd much prefer a mini-him?
  9. OMG it's Katiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Ok that you supported Vettel...we know it's a bit shameful and he has a hard job matching up to the other two....
  10. Rebuild one race car, and then gotta do another...note to self...stop pulling race cars apart....

  11. Waste. Of. Time.

  12. Flying home...outta the heat and into the freeze....should I change out of me shorts?

  13. En Route to Penang at KLIA airport, looking at half price F1 caps, wondering if I should buy a Red Bull one with a massive "1" on the front....hrrmmmm

  14. Making homemade pizza with my daughter...mmm mmm!!

  15. Sad that my engine broke :(

  16. I am no longer 100% of who I was when I was born...four holes, some sutures, and I am 98.6% of me...

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      They're better out than in babe. Reckon I'm about 125% of who I am since birth, all this metal plating, nuts bolts and screws LOL. Want some of mine? <3

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Nah...and besides, the bride of Frankenstein needs her neck bolts :P

    3. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      I thought you were born with at least 7 holes like everybody else.

  17. Feel guilty for eating my daughters M&M's.....shhhh....don't tell her...

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Naughty Daddy! You'll have to buy her Dora & Diego Dvd's to make it up to her! Hehe! Good luck today babe x

  18. RIP Bill Stone. March F1 number one employee, went on to start Sabre Automotive with Adrian Reynard, instrumental in many of the Mallock variants, used to help me out with the Formula Fords. Died from the big C after a year long battle. All the best mate for the circuit in the sky.

  19. Perhaps a female virgin that Andre wants to throw down a volcano crater.....
  20. He who flushes last FLUSHES loudest

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      You know me so well....

    3. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      It took you 25 days to have a poo? :P

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      No no no you silly little thing (pats you on the head)...I flushed the BATRACER bot off the update screen...Eric got it :D

  21. Hi James, welcome on board. Don't be too scared to post...we all know everything and nothing, and you'll find that no one picks on anyone. And even though we have moderators, we don't really do all that much...we just like our names to be in blue so we can feel speshial Do you have a favourite team? Where are you from in the big round world? (or is it flat....I can never remember...) Craig
  22. 617Hp of Deutz power sprang to life today...my machine...it's alive...it's allliiivvvveeee!!!!

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Well, yes, it may be a problem if the ABS braking doesn't work...

    3. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Can I say YAAAAAAAAAAYYY?

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      In my dreams, babe...in my dreams :P A few more weeks and it's shipped out to Malaysia...but won't get there in time for me to mix business and pleasure with the GP...won't get there to about May...

  23. I have the power...eee eee aaa aaa aa...I have the power...

  24. Oh don't be so PC....if you want to say Sh#t, say Sh#t...do do's out my arse :P
  25. Happy that Liverpool's finest is back on her legs :D

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