HandyNZL

I don't need the hugs, chook. Reports now are upto 300 may be dead...no official coiunt yet as number won't go up until dead are ID'ed and next of kin notified

People are being rescued from inside fattened buildings...some by amputation...one guy had both legs amputated to get him out

Reports of people being found dead in cars and under eves that collapsed in first few seconds of quake...one lady had baby in arms

Your heart?! Are you joking? Thought it might be your bollocks.

That's not very nice Med's. *grumpy face*

Oops. Apologies if it was inappropriate Craig. You're always so bloody cheerful, hard to know when it's a serious moment. Hope all goes well for you ;-)

So cute! Hugs to both of ya x

Not yet, due today!

I agree!

Internet belongs to the People's Republic of Coolangatta.

Coolangatta is place where you let you down and buy Batracer custom Ugg boot for you to put in fashion purse with Viagra secret replacement discovered by local dad big companies/the fed don't want you to know! All store in Coolangatta accept Skype® Bank Credit Card for you're convenient.

I did know that. BAN THEM ALL!

BAN MARK WEBBER!!!!!!!11111 Cuz Tom Chilton iz da best go team AON and frod lol lol lol and tom onslow cole 2 they r the best drivers ever! Dey shud have Tom Boardman nxt yr 2 go Toms!!!!!1111

@JHS WAT IS F1 DO THAY HASA A LTO OF CRERHEASHES? do etery reace at daYton B? TOM chlitlont shud go to f1 in 2011 and ber erpelace w/ TOM SAWYER LOL no Jacinne Playdough he sux call txt me

I dunno but I hear tht mybe nxt year team AON will enter F1 with their NGTC Frod Focucses and beat every1 and NASCOR too and become drivving champion of everyfing in da world and did u no tht he's the new stig too, lol, he told me over facebook hahahahaha lol I <3 team ON and Tom Chilten!

Better have a lot of duct tape...

Duct tape is not a part of the toolbox. We're not plumbers..

As if your house (thatched hut, I assume, since New Zealand is in the fourth world) isn't plastered in Webber posters.

Actually its a tin-steel roof, and timber weatherboards

Then read, "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance". It won't help you make the plate fit, but you won't give a toss.

What do you call an Aussie who can do math?

A Kiwi.

Bahahahaha ROFLOLMAO.

Aha, Craig, I always suspected you were a square.

Ouch, my head. Numbers.

Or he can copy/paste...

Rofl @Andres.

So, what's that the square root of?