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HandyNZL

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    1. Pucky the Whale

      Pucky the Whale

      What do you call an Aussie who can do math?

      A Kiwi.

      Bahahahaha ROFLOLMAO.

    2. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      Aha, Craig, I always suspected you were a square.

    3. JHS

      JHS

      Ouch, my head. Numbers.

  3. 617Hp of Deutz power sprang to life today...my machine...it's alive...it's allliiivvvveeee!!!!

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Well, yes, it may be a problem if the ABS braking doesn't work...

    3. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Can I say YAAAAAAAAAAYYY?

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      In my dreams, babe...in my dreams :P A few more weeks and it's shipped out to Malaysia...but won't get there in time for me to mix business and pleasure with the GP...won't get there to about May...

  4. 65 confirmed dead thus far in Christchurch earthquake...some buildings flat pancakes with people still inside...Cathedral Church Spire toppled with people inside it.....

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      I don't need the hugs, chook. Reports now are upto 300 may be dead...no official coiunt yet as number won't go up until dead are ID'ed and next of kin notified

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      People are being rescued from inside fattened buildings...some by amputation...one guy had both legs amputated to get him out

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Reports of people being found dead in cars and under eves that collapsed in first few seconds of quake...one lady had baby in arms :(

  5. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

  6. Ban the BAN MARK WEBBER guy.....

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    2. JHS

      JHS

      BAN MARK WEBBER!!!!!!!11111 Cuz Tom Chilton iz da best go team AON and frod lol lol lol and tom onslow cole 2 they r the best drivers ever! Dey shud have Tom Boardman nxt yr 2 go Toms!!!!!1111

      :P

    3. Eric

      Eric

      @JHS WAT IS F1 DO THAY HASA A LTO OF CRERHEASHES? do etery reace at daYton B? TOM chlitlont shud go to f1 in 2011 and ber erpelace w/ TOM SAWYER LOL no Jacinne Playdough he sux call txt me

    4. JHS

      JHS

      I dunno but I hear tht mybe nxt year team AON will enter F1 with their NGTC Frod Focucses and beat every1 and NASCOR too and become drivving champion of everyfing in da world and did u no tht he's the new stig too, lol, he told me over facebook hahahahaha lol I <3 team ON and Tom Chilten!

  7. Big hugs to ya Steph...talk to ya soon

  8. Contador is a cheat....

    1. AleHop

      AleHop

      Contador, Contador, Contador, Contadooooooor!!!

  9. dag nab it...new clutch plate don't fit...grrrr

    1. Medilloni

      Medilloni

      Then read, "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance". It won't help you make the plate fit, but you won't give a toss.

  10. did you know that SEBASTIAN VETTEL's nickname at high school was Chocolate Jimmy?

    1. Eric

      Eric

      I did know that. BAN THEM ALL!

  11. Do I spend $2 on a car to race it in the 2kcup series that is starting in September? Or should I be asking, "would I be embarassed racing a Peugeot?"

    1. Massa

      Massa

      905, 908, 205 T16 rally car...only thing embarrassing about "Peugeot" is how you guys add an "r" to it...

  12. En Route to Penang at KLIA airport, looking at half price F1 caps, wondering if I should buy a Red Bull one with a massive "1" on the front....hrrmmmm

  13. Eric...stop spamming the blogs with all your handbags

  14. Eric's location is Karun Chandhok and his interests are Karun Chandhok too. Eric; you're so gay.

    1. Pucky the Whale

      Pucky the Whale

      As if your house (thatched hut, I assume, since New Zealand is in the fourth world) isn't plastered in Webber posters.

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Actually its a tin-steel roof, and timber weatherboards :P

  15. Everything she sees, she wants. Everything she wants, I see she gets. Everything I say, she takes to heart. Everything she takes, she takes apart. Everytime she fell, I caught her. Everything she knows, I taught her. I lost everytime I fought her, yeah I lost everytime. Everytime she blinks, she strikes someone blind. Everytime she thinks, it blows her tiny mind. Thats my daughter in the water, who'd have ever thought her? Who'd have ever thought?

  16. Feel guilty for eating my daughters M&M's.....shhhh....don't tell her...

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Naughty Daddy! You'll have to buy her Dora & Diego Dvd's to make it up to her! Hehe! Good luck today babe x

  17. Fiddle di dee, fiddle di dee, potato

    1. AleHop
    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      No...the Irish have potatoes...

    3. AleHop

      AleHop

      ...and tomatoes...

  18. Flying home...outta the heat and into the freeze....should I change out of me shorts?

  19. Front end built, extinguisher in, fuel tank re-fitted....now to the rear uprights and dropping the engine back in...

  20. Happy that Liverpool's finest is back on her legs :D

  21. Hayfever sucks...well...more sneezes actually...

  22. He who flushes last FLUSHES loudest

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      You know me so well....

    3. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      It took you 25 days to have a poo? :P

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      No no no you silly little thing (pats you on the head)...I flushed the BATRACER bot off the update screen...Eric got it :D

  23. I am no longer 100% of who I was when I was born...four holes, some sutures, and I am 98.6% of me...

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      They're better out than in babe. Reckon I'm about 125% of who I am since birth, all this metal plating, nuts bolts and screws LOL. Want some of mine? <3

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Nah...and besides, the bride of Frankenstein needs her neck bolts :P

    3. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      I thought you were born with at least 7 holes like everybody else.

  24. I have the power...eee eee aaa aaa aa...I have the power...

  25. I'm in league with the devil.....and I'm faster than him...muwahahaha

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