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  1. Needs a helmet design....where for art thou inspiration? Muse...yoohoo...helllooooooo...come here muse...come on....

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Chez Eric.

      Actually I think it's gonna end up a lil like Heidfelds helmet - as it's matte black, the orange/yellow/gold pin stripes will look best...just gonna be subtle

    3. AleHop

      AleHop

      Show us when finished, mate.

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Sure will...and the car too once she's all liveried up in a few weeks (hopefully)

  2. today seems like a great day to BAN THE USA

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    2. JHS
    3. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Internet belongs to the People's Republic of Coolangatta.

    4. Eric

      Eric

      Coolangatta is place where you let you down and buy Batracer custom Ugg boot for you to put in fashion purse with Viagra secret replacement discovered by local dad big companies/the fed don't want you to know! All store in Coolangatta accept Skype® Bank Credit Card for you're convenient.

  3. My heart hangs heavy for a special lady...I'm with you though miles away.

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    2. Medilloni

      Medilloni

      Your heart?! Are you joking? Thought it might be your bollocks.

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      That's not very nice Med's. *grumpy face*

    4. Medilloni

      Medilloni

      Oops. Apologies if it was inappropriate Craig. You're always so bloody cheerful, hard to know when it's a serious moment. Hope all goes well for you ;-)

  4. I'm in league with the devil.....and I'm faster than him...muwahahaha

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  6. Ban the BAN MARK WEBBER guy.....

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    2. JHS

      JHS

      BAN MARK WEBBER!!!!!!!11111 Cuz Tom Chilton iz da best go team AON and frod lol lol lol and tom onslow cole 2 they r the best drivers ever! Dey shud have Tom Boardman nxt yr 2 go Toms!!!!!1111

      :P

    3. Eric

      Eric

      @JHS WAT IS F1 DO THAY HASA A LTO OF CRERHEASHES? do etery reace at daYton B? TOM chlitlont shud go to f1 in 2011 and ber erpelace w/ TOM SAWYER LOL no Jacinne Playdough he sux call txt me

    4. JHS

      JHS

      I dunno but I hear tht mybe nxt year team AON will enter F1 with their NGTC Frod Focucses and beat every1 and NASCOR too and become drivving champion of everyfing in da world and did u no tht he's the new stig too, lol, he told me over facebook hahahahaha lol I <3 team ON and Tom Chilten!

  7. 65 confirmed dead thus far in Christchurch earthquake...some buildings flat pancakes with people still inside...Cathedral Church Spire toppled with people inside it.....

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      I don't need the hugs, chook. Reports now are upto 300 may be dead...no official coiunt yet as number won't go up until dead are ID'ed and next of kin notified

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      People are being rescued from inside fattened buildings...some by amputation...one guy had both legs amputated to get him out

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Reports of people being found dead in cars and under eves that collapsed in first few seconds of quake...one lady had baby in arms :(

  8. 617Hp of Deutz power sprang to life today...my machine...it's alive...it's allliiivvvveeee!!!!

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Well, yes, it may be a problem if the ABS braking doesn't work...

    3. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Can I say YAAAAAAAAAAYYY?

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      In my dreams, babe...in my dreams :P A few more weeks and it's shipped out to Malaysia...but won't get there in time for me to mix business and pleasure with the GP...won't get there to about May...

  9. He who flushes last FLUSHES loudest

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      You know me so well....

    3. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      It took you 25 days to have a poo? :P

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      No no no you silly little thing (pats you on the head)...I flushed the BATRACER bot off the update screen...Eric got it :D

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    1. Pucky the Whale

      Pucky the Whale

      What do you call an Aussie who can do math?

      A Kiwi.

      Bahahahaha ROFLOLMAO.

    2. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      Aha, Craig, I always suspected you were a square.

    3. JHS

      JHS

      Ouch, my head. Numbers.

  11. Fiddle di dee, fiddle di dee, potato

    1. AleHop
    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      No...the Irish have potatoes...

    3. AleHop

      AleHop

      ...and tomatoes...

  12. I am no longer 100% of who I was when I was born...four holes, some sutures, and I am 98.6% of me...

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      They're better out than in babe. Reckon I'm about 125% of who I am since birth, all this metal plating, nuts bolts and screws LOL. Want some of mine? <3

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Nah...and besides, the bride of Frankenstein needs her neck bolts :P

    3. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      I thought you were born with at least 7 holes like everybody else.

  13. Two weeks to put 100+ bits back on the race car....

    1. Eric

      Eric

      Better have a lot of duct tape...

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Duct tape is not a part of the toolbox. We're not plumbers..

  14. Eric's location is Karun Chandhok and his interests are Karun Chandhok too. Eric; you're so gay.

    1. Pucky the Whale

      Pucky the Whale

      As if your house (thatched hut, I assume, since New Zealand is in the fourth world) isn't plastered in Webber posters.

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Actually its a tin-steel roof, and timber weatherboards :P

  15. Kate Middleton is to hot for William...

    1. Caesar

      Caesar

      She can't drive for Williams, she is a girl!

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Girls can too drive race cars...you sexiest chauvinistic pig!

  16. Happy that Liverpool's finest is back on her legs :D

  17. Scattered Dad's ashes on pole position at Teretonga Raceway, his home track from the 1960's. Enjoy your P1 spot, Dad!

    1. Angellica

      Angellica

      Aww, that's so touching, losing your dad is awful isn't it?

    2. Massa

      Massa

      What a great tribute that is, Handy.

  18. Contador is a cheat....

    1. AleHop

      AleHop

      Contador, Contador, Contador, Contadooooooor!!!

  19. dag nab it...new clutch plate don't fit...grrrr

    1. Medilloni

      Medilloni

      Then read, "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance". It won't help you make the plate fit, but you won't give a toss.

  20. did you know that SEBASTIAN VETTEL's nickname at high school was Chocolate Jimmy?

    1. Eric

      Eric

      I did know that. BAN THEM ALL!

  21. Is Dribble a daddy yet?

    1. dribbler

      dribbler

      Not yet, due today!

  22. Feel guilty for eating my daughters M&M's.....shhhh....don't tell her...

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Naughty Daddy! You'll have to buy her Dora & Diego Dvd's to make it up to her! Hehe! Good luck today babe x

  23. Xmas Ham, Lamb, and Yams....

    1. Massa

      Massa

      Lamb is so underrated in America. Love the stuff.

  24. Do I spend $2 on a car to race it in the 2kcup series that is starting in September? Or should I be asking, "would I be embarassed racing a Peugeot?"

    1. Massa

      Massa

      905, 908, 205 T16 rally car...only thing embarrassing about "Peugeot" is how you guys add an "r" to it...

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