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Max Mosley

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  1. Hi Neil. Welcome to the forum. Are you my friend from high school? He was called Neil and was the same age as me.
  2. Yeah it is good! And does anyone else think we should have some other official threads - like a goodbye thread, a welcome back thread and a recently passed away thread?
  3. Yeah how did that happen? I'm the only one here now. *Can still sniff Steve's armpits*
  4. Very good! I'll remember that one! Though my eventual "work" seemed to do the trick. Unless you were cruelly faking on me... like a bigger, hairier-assed Meg Ryan...
  5. Btw I just noticed that this thread is full of guests: there are about 20 enjoying my witty repartee right now. Feel free to join in. I will go easy on you and the rest are charming anyway.
  6. You'd turn MI5's Mistress Abi frigid... (I didn't "stand" a chance.) I remember how let down you felt... a few minutes of my gentle stroking soon released the bubbly personality we know and love though: I think so! He keeps posting in the new members' thread. (He seems a bit of a twit, but as you know, we at TF1 are nothing if not "easy and loose" banter-sluts.)
  7. Haha yeah! But I don't normally have any performance issues. It was only that one time with you, Andres and ol' spotty bum Chris...
  8. [quote name='milly' post='252692' date='May 22 2008, 05:01 PM']Hmm. For a minute there I thought you were making some sort of sexual innuendo, but you say only for after dinner so I guess I must be wrong...[/quote] Ewwww, no way, Milly! Some men do have [i]standards[/i], you know. I'll let her flirt with me for nothing, but I think it's only fair that a girl cooks for me before she can make love to me.
  9. Is it because I don't lavish attention on you guys and girls when outside of this thread? I promise to do better in future. Alternatively, I think quite a few of the posters are a little shy. The women especially. I dunno what can be done to make them more at home? I could stop harassing them, if I must. Or better, as the resident big softy, Andres could vouch to protect them from rougher sorts like me and Mike!
  10. Hi DPR! Now that you're a big lady, you're most definitely welcome here.
  11. Are you thinking of after eights? Only for after dinner; classy; hard on the outside, creamy melt-in-the-mouth-white inside.
  12. Well quite! Oh and now I've given away one secret I guess you'll never give me your noble leader's msn?
  13. Yeah. You have to admire girls for their self-control. You know I for one can never resist you Andres! Btw I think Varda is quite fond of you already. She told me so one day. Obviously she made up some girly excuse like "oh he's really nice" but you and I know what that really means.
  14. Hey!!! Welcome Varda. You sound so "bad" already. Maybe we should call you Vader, Darth Vader?
  15. Shhhhhhh! I was going to ask for his address so I could send him my hate-mail fan-mail directly. Mind you, if he has any groupies going spare...
  16. Hi Tarala! Is it Fernando that you'll be related to then? Either way, welcome here! Good question, Milly. I'd like to know too, but resident womaniser out of a bunch of nerdy motorsport fans wouldn't mean much anyway. Not like my own title of resident pervert...
  17. But that's precisely why I can talk! Hey Wojtek! I'm curious how you say your name. Does the first syllable rhyme with boy? Did you jump or were you pushed? Welcome Karen. I like all the Brits in F1. Isn't it weird how they are the best and most interesting, not to mention the cutest, drivers. That's disgusting Jez. Give her time to get settled in. Welcome Milly. It looks like you might have found the right place after all!
  18. Yes, true! But then Bernie is really a giant among men. It's just he has a small body.
  19. Are you a hairy midget, like some other Fernando I know, too?
  20. Yes. Unfortunately some old git, after having lost both his hair and his faculties, decided to copy my name after he realised that he might have more credibility by pretending to be me. Needless to say, his low down and dirty cheap tricks failed totally and utterly - and the name "Murray Walker" will forever be associated with my fine posts.
  21. Welcome back James. Glad you enjoyed the link. I did too!
  22. Ah I see! Actually I like reading about old language and there's an interesting explanation of how this phrase was used in medieval English in the middle of this page. That's a good name. Much better than Magus Merde!
  23. Hi Erico and Magus. Does Magus Perde mean something or is it your real name? And Erico, you speak good english - maybe you do languages at uni too?
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