Max Mosley

Wow. Congrats Jem, and welcome Lexie. Lexie Stride is a cool name. Btw, if Jem gets her to type randomly on here, and we can make out a real word somewhere in there, does that count as her first word? Welcome Aimee. You're not as opinionated as me, so stay well clear. And I bet you still can't pronounce "xaimeex".

Yup. I have erotic poems too. So did Shakespeare. So you're in the best of company, and should show us them.

Girly forum? They are the most vicious with the IP banning in my experience! Let us see your poetry. We have a thread on poetry.

Hehehe me too. The IP ban, I mean.

Oh yeah? And welcome again Jack.

I'm more a banana fritters man myself. With golden syrop and maybe a little ice cream. The way the soft banana flesh melts perfectly for intense human pleasure..... mmmmm

Don't we have a membership fee yet? No wonder the bonuses Admin promised me haven't come through yet.... Welcome Meatheadball

You wanna be careful with doing that in Liverpool, mate. You might find it gets pinched...

Who had their member out in a gay house?

I see what you mean, Ykick. There's something seriously wrong with that policy.

Welcome mate!

Yeah, but imagine what that does for the sheer density of nerves....

Sorry guys. I'm still.... hang on..... yep, male.

Whaaaaat? Don't get me wrong, I like Rees, but come on!!!!!! She's not at my level just yet. It's a kimi vs michael relationship.

It's because Americans don't pronounce the letter G (-ing becomes -in') and your vowel sounds are messed up, plus you don't use the glottal stop much between words. You should learn to speak right - American girls like it! And the last part was just a joke, baby!

Ewwwww.... risky. You know they won't understand you over there. It's bad enough if you speak the Queen's English, but you have no hope I fear. My Dad has a very slight Derbyshire twang and when we go to America we have to translate him for them. Mind you we're probably as bad as they are: they always ask you if you're "checking in" when you arrive at a hotel, but the first time we almost drove off again because we all thought they were welcoming us to the "Chicken Inn". It's funny though, does anyone really joke about sex? There's a lot of truth said in jest, my dear.

Hello! Good to have you here, Rees. Do you have a funny accent? Yup! The (relative lack of) moderation is the main reason I and others post here. If you want to argue, this is the place! Grumpy old man!

Ah I love that area. I drove (well OK my Dad drove for me) from DC up to Boston through Princeton, New York and Connecticut a few years back. Lovely places. Mind you, San Francisco is hard to beat too. (Unlike Houston where I used to live!)

I wonder which you enjoy the most!! PS Were they as good as the ones I give you?

Welcome Erin! You know the real reason why Eric wanted you here? I reckon he just wants another comment in his blog. It's very good - you should read it!

Telling porkies about a pig is cruel torture. I think I might have to report you to the RSPCA, for torture and bribery.

Funnily enough Bruce..... I think she was.

Yeah I bet. Cheers! I'll look it up. I think it's sometimes studied in schools now. Wish we'd read that instead of jane austen, but alas my teacher was a feminist.

Good man! I've actually only seen the Jeremy Irons film. I keep meaning to read it too though. Nabokov was a really clever guy I reckon.