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Kopite Girl

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  1. COME ON BARCA!! KICK THE Sh#t OUT OF DIRTY SCUM UNITED! And win me lots of money!

    1. JHS

      JHS

      Dream on. Footballer players are little wussies. Couldn't kick the sh*t out of a fly. :P

    2. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      They heard your words :) Are you filthy rich now? If so, marry me. No need to have sex or anything. Just marry me.

  2. Sometimes, memories can make you cry.

  3. Now he lives with fishies! lol

    1. JHS

      JHS

      I think there's something fishy going on with this whole situation.

    2. AleHop

      AleHop

      You think Pakistan knew the b#####d was there all along?

  4. Requiescat In Pace, Ayrton. Gone but never ever forgotten.

  5. April 29th 2011. Prince William and Kate Middleton get married. April 29th 1945. Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun marry. Rather insensitive, Windsor family. Yet maybe a good thing will erase memories. Question is, will history repeat itself?

    1. Rainmaster

      Rainmaster

      Wow, what a coincidence! Both couples got married on days of the year! :) (To paraphrase Charlie Brooker)

    2. AleHop

      AleHop

      History always repeat itself, no?

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Well William is of German blood, so why the heck not...and Harry is a Nazi...it was in all the daily rags...

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  6. Work all night on a drink a'rum, stack banana til de mornin' come! Harry Belafonte, complete legend.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Why stack banana's during the night?

  7. Can't wait for Mid June x

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Awww, too bad you missed it. It was 10 months ago.

    2. Grabthaw the Hammerslayer
  8. WTF! Just dont tell John or James alright. And don't make a show of me with your crap jokes. And you can use a spellcheck bruv. Jay :lol: he is!
  9. Can go home today :D :D :D

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Don't forget your teddy bear :P:D

  10. STATION!!!

    1. HandyNZL
    2. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes

      Ahhh, the memories...

  11. So unfair. My family at the Grand National today. My brother and I are not. But I have told them which horse I want.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Horses for courses

  12. Hi Newfoundlander (your name is too long so i'm calling you...... Newey ) welcome to the joint. You've finally found us? Does this mean somebody actually went LOOKING for this forum, you poor unfortunate soul. You're stuck with a bunch of misfits, weirdo's, some Kiwi dude who calls himself Handy (because he's really got 25 arms, it was the nuclear blast you see). :D
  13. Smooth as butter, Jay. Smooth as butter! LOL.

    1. LabradoRacer
    2. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      Shivering with ecstasy. Light moans. Tears in eyes. Hair standing up.

    3. HandyNZL
  14. In my head, in my he-e-ad. Ha!

    1. Caesar

      Caesar

      the string that holds your ears together? :)

  15. I F*CKING LOVE F1, BABY!

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Tis I, F1, fair lady....i thought we had this discussion about public displays of affection...

      guffaw

  16. Hug for Handy. She's your little star, not long til you have her again.

  17. Thanks Craigo for your txt you b#####d!!

  18. my name isn't Steph, i am kukupaya dobolimi from hemmatutu, tanzania. It is the year 5253 and i am here to remove all the crap music.
  19. Hey ribbit, nothing wrong in being a McLaren fan! And I like Kova's personality, he's a funny guy. So on behalf of - well myself, welcome to the looney madhouse called tf1
  20. Yeah baby. Two Brothers Racing V.A.L.E M2 Carbon Fibre race canisters fitted to my bike today! Extra 15hp @ 2.7lb-ft. These boys sound the real deal. Can't wait until tonight to try them out.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Personally, I prefer two sisters... wink wink nudge nudge

  21. Made up to have me best mate back. Welcome back old man. I'm off to do things (yes, exactly), text ya tomorrow. Night x

  22. From Northern Maine down to Palestine, Texas they're talkin' bout my Mason Dixon line. God bless Waylon Jennings

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