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  1. dribbler

    It's painful enough being alive whilst only most people are stupid. I want to be long gone by the time everyone is.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      It can only get worse from here.

    2. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Don't fight it. It only makes it worse.

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Surely you mean worserer?

  2. dribbler

    'Use By' date + 21st December = Mayanais.

  3. dribbler

    The London shop name implied I could go in and discuss the ongoing BBC saga regarding a well known presenter. Sadly, I found they only make expensive suits.

    1. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      Had a row with them?

    2. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      Really? The one I went into told me he was an estate agent.

  4. dribbler

    Note to Nico; start thinking of excuses now.

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Actually, my first concern if I was Nico would be to wear a T-Shirt with a big sign saying "I AM NICO, NOT NICOLE!!"

      Just in case.

  5. dribbler

    Shut it, or I'll send Verstappen and Sutil 'round.

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Do that and I'll go Massa and smack your shoulder when you are on live TV. Don't think I won't do it because I will.

    2. Caesar

      Caesar

      it is better to go Kimi and get drunk

  6. dribbler

    Fripp trip.

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Frapp trap? I like Latte myself. Goes down a treat. :)

  7. dribbler

    HNY, you bunch of b#####ds.

    1. Caesar

      Caesar

      ahhh, it means happy new year. i thought you had issues with Horny New Yorkers.

  8. dribbler

    Mercedes Finance, I do believe you are stupid. Fine, Ingolstadt instead then

  9. dribbler

    Mercedes Finance, I do believe you are stupid. Fine, Ingolstadt instead then

  10. dribbler

    New car on tuesday....YAY!

  11. dribbler

    Marco. Nothing else. Absolutely gutted.

  12. dribbler

    RIP, Dan. From one Buckinghamshire man to another.

  13. dribbler

    My insanity has affected my ability to think with my left finger

  14. dribbler

    has run out of wine gums again

    1. Autumnpuma

      Autumnpuma

      So go gum a wino, already.

  15. dribbler

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has just been re-written by Alan Bennett, called 'The Nantwich Leaf Blowing Kerfuffle'

  16. dribbler

    My sister is into beastiality........well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

    1. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      That's just boring. On the other hand, incest is only relatively boring. Necrophilia, of course, is just dead boring.

  17. dribbler

    Is calling. Can you hear? Give me a sign.

  18. dribbler

    Racing bikes is a wristy business. Enojy retirement, James.

  19. dribbler

    It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells on the sea shore.

    1. Caesar

      Caesar

      and you believe her!? naive !

  20. dribbler

    I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger when it gets closer......and then it hit me.

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    2. AleHop

      AleHop

      But sometimes it gets larger when it gets closer......and then it doesn't hit you. The answer must be trickier than it looks.

    3. Caesar

      Caesar

      it is better to play with something safer,like throwing boomerang in the dark.

    4. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      I would have thought that ordinary meringues were safer.

  21. dribbler

    I was raised by my father. My mother left before I was born.

  22. dribbler

    I'm the youngest of three in my family. Both my parents are older.

  23. dribbler

    met a transvestite with a speech impediment. Man or myth?

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      His name was Miff, but he was a Myth, e, i, e, i, oh baby...

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Cool...I tripled posted...

      Sowwy

    4. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Twat? Not you, Craig. But the Sh#t joke man here.

  24. dribbler

    is still buzzing.....what a race! Go Lewis! Well done Fernando!

  25. dribbler

    is launching The Phone Hackers Guide To The Galaxy on Sunday

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      So long and thanks for all the phishing

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