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  1. George, my son, has arrived. 6.40am, 8lbs, him and mum doing fine.

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      By George! About time!! :P Enjoy matey.

    3. Port-A-Loo

      Port-A-Loo

      Congratulations to you and your family!

    4. Persevere

      Persevere

      Congratulations, sir. You'll be smiling for weeks.

  2. met a transvestite with a speech impediment. Man or myth?

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      His name was Miff, but he was a Myth, e, i, e, i, oh baby...

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Cool...I tripled posted...

      Sowwy

    4. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Twat? Not you, Craig. But the Sh#t joke man here.

  3. I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger when it gets closer......and then it hit me.

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    2. AleHop

      AleHop

      But sometimes it gets larger when it gets closer......and then it doesn't hit you. The answer must be trickier than it looks.

    3. Caesar

      Caesar

      it is better to play with something safer,like throwing boomerang in the dark.

    4. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      I would have thought that ordinary meringues were safer.

  4. Athol brose....yeah.

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    2. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      It's really, really nasty. Unless you're Scottish.

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      I have Scottish roots...and I used to root an English gorl...so will it be nasty for me?

    4. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      gorl = girl....

  5. It's painful enough being alive whilst only most people are stupid. I want to be long gone by the time everyone is.

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      It can only get worse from here.

    2. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Don't fight it. It only makes it worse.

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Surely you mean worserer?

  6. has 2 mates who are a Bee Gee short of a triplet of twats

    1. AleHop

      AleHop

      You and two mates a triplet of twats?

    2. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Are they still auditioning?

  7. has a slow pc due to a rack of lamb

    1. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      It's dividing pie that's done it.

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Oh ha ha...the two of you ham it up...

  8. Congrats, John. Hoping to make my Dad one of those within the next week.

    1. Max Mosley

      Max Mosley

      Good luck. :) It takes most people nine months...

    2. Medilloni

      Medilloni

      Thanks Steve, I'm sure your Dad will chomping at the bit to do the Granddad thang!

  9. Steve keeps chatting to the bun, but the oven door remains shut...for now

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      The door will remain shut for some time after too... :P

    2. Medilloni

      Medilloni

      Ha! We used to talk to 'pickle' Steve. Used to play music for him to see if it affected moves... soon as we played No Woman No Cry, we were on our way to hospital. Good luck to both of you, all will be fine ;-)

  10. Shut it, or I'll send Verstappen and Sutil 'round.

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Do that and I'll go Massa and smack your shoulder when you are on live TV. Don't think I won't do it because I will.

    2. Caesar

      Caesar

      it is better to go Kimi and get drunk

  11. The London shop name implied I could go in and discuss the ongoing BBC saga regarding a well known presenter. Sadly, I found they only make expensive suits.

    1. LabradoRacer

      LabradoRacer

      Had a row with them?

    2. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      Really? The one I went into told me he was an estate agent.

  12. True or false; Kevin Bacon's brother is called Liverun?

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      No. His first name is Canadian

  13. get up earlier, de-frost, go to work, stop moaning.

    1. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      I'd have to get up the day before yesterday and light a fire under it.

  14. is stuck in the middle of Baker Street. R.I.P. Gerry.

    1. Autumnpuma

      Autumnpuma

      One of the best ballad singers around. *raises a glass in memory*

  15. Focus C-Max it is then, oh dear.

    1. Autumnpuma

      Autumnpuma

      If it's the new one, that's not a bad little car. 180-200 hp, I believe with decent styling.

  16. is launching The Phone Hackers Guide To The Galaxy on Sunday

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      So long and thanks for all the phishing

  17. It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells on the sea shore.

    1. Caesar

      Caesar

      and you believe her!? naive !

  18. My sister is into beastiality........well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

    1. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      That's just boring. On the other hand, incest is only relatively boring. Necrophilia, of course, is just dead boring.

  19. has run out of wine gums again

    1. Autumnpuma

      Autumnpuma

      So go gum a wino, already.

  20. HNY, you bunch of b#####ds.

    1. Caesar

      Caesar

      ahhh, it means happy new year. i thought you had issues with Horny New Yorkers.

  21. Fripp trip.

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Frapp trap? I like Latte myself. Goes down a treat. :)

  22. Note to Nico; start thinking of excuses now.

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Actually, my first concern if I was Nico would be to wear a T-Shirt with a big sign saying "I AM NICO, NOT NICOLE!!"

      Just in case.

  23. Rossi vs Stoner......hell yeah!

  24. gently, smiling, like a newborn

  25. f*cking stupid forum

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