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  1. Just managed to advertise my invisible sandwich invention in a national tabloid for only 7p a day!

  2. Three day pass, grandstands, Vale. Thanks Boss.

  3. Night out, cold arse....you know the rest.

  4. BMW S1000RR.....must....resist...!

  5. George, my son, has arrived. 6.40am, 8lbs, him and mum doing fine.

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    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      By George! About time!! :P Enjoy matey.

    3. Port-A-Loo

      Port-A-Loo

      Congratulations to you and your family!

    4. Persevere

      Persevere

      Congratulations, sir. You'll be smiling for weeks.

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  6. Focus C-Max it is then, oh dear.

    1. Autumnpuma

      Autumnpuma

      If it's the new one, that's not a bad little car. 180-200 hp, I believe with decent styling.

  7. is stuck in the middle of Baker Street. R.I.P. Gerry.

    1. Autumnpuma

      Autumnpuma

      One of the best ballad singers around. *raises a glass in memory*

  8. Steve keeps chatting to the bun, but the oven door remains shut...for now

    1. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      The door will remain shut for some time after too... :P

    2. Medilloni

      Medilloni

      Ha! We used to talk to 'pickle' Steve. Used to play music for him to see if it affected moves... soon as we played No Woman No Cry, we were on our way to hospital. Good luck to both of you, all will be fine ;-)

  9. Sadly not, Craig :=(

  10. Athol brose....yeah.

    1. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      It's really, really nasty. Unless you're Scottish.

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      I have Scottish roots...and I used to root an English gorl...so will it be nasty for me?

    3. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      gorl = girl....

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  11. Congrats, John. Hoping to make my Dad one of those within the next week.

    1. Max Mosley

      Max Mosley

      Good luck. :) It takes most people nine months...

    2. Medilloni

      Medilloni

      Thanks Steve, I'm sure your Dad will chomping at the bit to do the Granddad thang!

  12. get up earlier, de-frost, go to work, stop moaning.

    1. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      I'd have to get up the day before yesterday and light a fire under it.

  13. is at a roundabout, waiting for christmas.

  14. has a slow pc due to a rack of lamb

    1. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      It's dividing pie that's done it.

    2. HandyNZL

      HandyNZL

      Oh ha ha...the two of you ham it up...

  15. has 2 mates who are a Bee Gee short of a triplet of twats

    1. AleHop

      AleHop

      You and two mates a triplet of twats?

    2. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Are they still auditioning?

  16. how will Julian cope?

  17. Nope, but you could slash a path through the underbrush

  18. I think you should go beck to basics.

  19. Don't worry, Russ, they just can't hackett.

  20. Thanks Andres, boo hoo Russ.

  21. Thanks Andres, boo hoo

  22. thinks he could be back

  23. I asked for a picture of you. Instead i got a jug full of sheep. You thought I said 'pitcher of ewe'.

  24. has just discovered twitter. Its the spot between her twat and her sh!tter.

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