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..............Yeah,there are blond guys.I think the most common colour is light brown.Or maybe dark brown,too.But you can see many blond surfers in the Basque coast!Blond and tanned! :drool::P

I'm really sorry, but Girl Racer and yourself should be ashamed Elgo.

Talking about men in such a way is degrading. You know, we're not just a sex object that you can play with for while, lusting after our tanned six-packs (mine and Pabloh's is a one-pack so we're safe) and then just toss us off to one side like, well, a spent object or something.

Sheesh.

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Absolutely. We have feelings, emotions, we are delicate creatures that need nurture and a little understanding. That and a blow job.

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Absolutely. We have feelings, emotions, we are delicate creatures that need nurture and a little understanding. That and a blow job.

HA! Come to think about Dribs, we're pretty low maintenance compared to those highly tuned filly's :lol:

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I'm really sorry, but Girl Racer and yourself should be ashamed Elgo.

Talking about men in such a way is degrading. You know, we're not just a sex object that you can play with for while, lusting after our tanned six-packs (mine and Pabloh's is a one-pack so we're safe) and then just toss us off to one side like, well, a spent object or something.

Sheesh.

One-pack???? Hmmmm, not sure I have reached that high yet :eusa_think:

Absolutely. We have feelings, emotions, we are delicate creatures that need nurture and a little understanding. That and a blow job.

:lol:

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I'm really sorry, but Girl Racer and yourself should be ashamed Elgo.

Talking about men in such a way is degrading. You know, we're not just a sex object that you can play with for while, lusting after our tanned six-packs (mine and Pabloh's is a one-pack so we're safe) and then just toss us off to one side like, well, a spent object or something.

Sheesh.

:lol::lol:

Absolutely. We have feelings, emotions, we are delicate creatures that need nurture and a little understanding. That and a blow job.

That's good,you're honest. :lol:

Btw,how do you call a blow job for women?cause it's not blowing :eusa_think: Am I typing this out loud?

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Btw,how do you call a blow job for women?cause it's not blowing :eusa_think: Am I typing this out loud?

Hmm, how about 'being muffled'?

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Hmm, how about 'being muffled'?

:lol:

I had to look it up and the explanatory sentence was 'he muffled his screams'.I'll have to use it with my bf from now on: 'shut up or I'll muffle your screams'

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:lol: How a thread about the possibilty that Robert will drive for Honda has turned!!!!!! Funny stuff indeed.

That's good,you're honest. :lol:

Btw,how do you call a blow job for women?cause it's not blowing :eusa_think: Am I typing this out loud?

I think the official name is Cunnilingus, elgo.

Hmm, how about 'being muffled'?

:lol:

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I think the official name is Cunnilingus, elgo.

I was asking for slang.You're too educated,Nathan. :P

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I was asking for slang.You're too educated,Nathan. :P

Whoops!!! :lol:

Ok some other slang terms maybe: Muff diving, lickadee split, ummmm I think I might stop now* :lol:

* Starts thinking of Robert Kubica to turn his mind off the above mentioned, it works!!!!

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Btw,how do you call a blow job for women?cause it's not blowing :eusa_think: Am I typing this out loud?

So on a man you're supposed to blow? All those porn films have been lying to me!

Edit- FWIW my favourite is "Clam Jousting". Mrs Oli prefers "mumbling in the moss".

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I was asking for slang.You're too educated,Nathan. :P

Slang eh? Most people here (in the office) snigger when the terms 'lip reading', 'tuna sandwich', 'go south', and 'boating' are mentioned. Seems giving 'a George Bush' is now popular too - though if the missus said that to me I'd probably end up with a sad-on. :huh:

Others that slide off the tongue easily are 'fur pie', having 'a feathery flick', 'bikini burger' and 'kinda lingers' - to find out why, you'll need to remember Not The Nine O'Clock News......... http://www.jibjab.com/view/95078

This emoticon :P has now been re-named the 'Seafood Dinner' :lol:

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Ok,this is completely out of control! :lol:

Enough!This thread is about Kubica,who,by the size of his nose,can't practise the art of 'Kinda lingers'.

:lol: Just off to have a drink from the furry cup.

:lolroll:

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:lol:

I'm not a nationalist pig.The fact that I like Alonso doesn't mean that I like all Spanish.For example in sports,the only Spaniards I like are Nadal and Alonso.

Tip:the way to impress me is making me laugh ;)

Yeah,there are blond guys.I think the most common colour is light brown.Or maybe dark brown,too.But you can see many blond surfers in the Basque coast!Blond and tanned! :drool::P

I know how to make you laugh. ;)

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Oh no young lady! He won't be allowed to unzip his pants in this forum!

:lol:

I am sure it is not as dramatic as removing your cap though!

good one, Il have my revenge. :P

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:lol:

I had to look it up and the explanatory sentence was 'he muffled his screams'.I'll have to use it with my bf from now on: 'shut up or I'll muffle your screams'

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: You are absolutely hilarious!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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