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In any case, my opinion is that Hamiton's move was questionable but that's it. I wish FIA had better sense but I've been wishing this for years now and there is no improvement in sight.

I tend to agree.

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Ooh can I start a petition to get rid of everything I don't like:

- The British Government

- Over-loud taxi drivers who bore you with their life story (40 minutes yesterday of one bleeder's intimate life story of his drug-addict wife and lesbian mother in law about which I care not a jot) - longest journey ever

- Yogurt pots that go spspsp and cover you with yogurt when you open them

- Bald people - actually I lie. I like baldies - I am becoming one myself :( I was just saying this to wind up Andres :D

- Men who dress in loud Hawaiian shirts or the regalia of their favourite football team (sorry Andres :D )

- Bad taps in toilets that spray you at waste height making you look like you are incontinent

- The media - all of it!

- Celery

- Reality shows

- Barney the Dinosaur (makes my flesh crawl)

- Max Mosley (well, in for a penny, in for a pound)

:D

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Ooh can I start a petition to get rid of everything I don't like:

- The British Government

- Over-loud taxi drivers who bore you with their life story (40 minutes yesterday of one bleeder's intimate life story of his drug-addict wife and lesbian mother in law about which I care not a jot) - longest journey ever

- Yogurt pots that go spspsp and cover you with yogurt when you open them

- Bald people - actually I lie. I like baldies - I am becoming one myself :( I was just saying this to wind up Andres :D

- Men who dress in loud Hawaiian shirts or the regalia of their favourite football team (sorry Andres :D )

- Bad taps in toilets that spray you at waste height making you look like you are incontinent

- The media - all of it!

- Celery

- Reality shows

- Barney the Dinosaur (makes my flesh crawl)

- Max Mosley (well, in for a penny, in for a pound)

:D

No hard feelings. I'm honoured :D

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Yes. Kill the celery. Any foodstuff apparently made from string cannot be good for you. Except for blue string pudding, of course.

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Ooh can I start a petition to get rid of everything I don't like:

- The British Government

- Over-loud taxi drivers who bore you with their life story (40 minutes yesterday of one bleeder's intimate life story of his drug-addict wife and lesbian mother in law about which I care not a jot) - longest journey ever

- Yogurt pots that go spspsp and cover you with yogurt when you open them

- Bald people - actually I lie. I like baldies - I am becoming one myself :( I was just saying this to wind up Andres :D

- Men who dress in loud Hawaiian shirts or the regalia of their favourite football team (sorry Andres :D )

- Bad taps in toilets that spray you at waste height making you look like you are incontinent

- The media - all of it!

- Celery

- Reality shows

- Barney the Dinosaur (makes my flesh crawl)

- Max Mosley (well, in for a penny, in for a pound)

:D

From this I deduce that:

You are a taxi driver for the government

You are bollocking clumsy when eating yogurts whilst driving

You wear a wig

You were crap at football as a kid

You go to toilets to wash off the yogurt that you spilt, but forget to check for a dryer first

You've never done anything to have your face in the media

You were rejected for BB

You didn't have a tv when you were a kid.

:whistling::lol:

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From this I deduce that:

You are a taxi driver for the government

You are bollocking clumsy when eating yogurts whilst driving

You wear a wig

You were crap at football as a kid

You go to toilets to wash off the yogurt that you spilt, but forget to check for a dryer first

You've never done anything to have your face in the media

You were rejected for BB

You didn't have a tv when you were a kid.

:whistling::lol:

:lol:

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Do you think it's contagious? :blink:

:lol: I don't know I remember the last contagious decease we had around here, almost everybody's avatar got infected I think Ykick was who got the rest of us infected.

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From this I deduce that:

:D

You are a taxi driver for the government - That would be even more deadly...

You are bollocking clumsy when eating yogurts whilst driving - I tried straws but the black cherries kept getting stuck in them

You wear a wig - no, only on my chest but my dad did have a "syrup" - found it (the wig) floating in the bath one day and was mentally scarred for life..... :D

You were crap at football as a kid - er yes, sadly - don't let my rippling, manly physique fool you, my games teacher once said to me: "do you actually know what a games field looks like?" To which I replied: "Isn't it one of those big green things, sir?" :D

You go to toilets to wash off the yogurt that you spilt, but forget to check for a dryer first - no my todger is so gigantic that splashage is inevitable :D

You've never done anything to have your face in the media - I did but the plastic surgery took care of that :D

You were rejected for BB - No, actually I am Jade Goodey

You didn't have a tv when you were a kid. We did, but it was black and white, was only broadcast at certain times of the day and only had three channels until they brought in this modern-fangled Channel 4 and breakfast television business....

:D

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:lol: I don't know I remember the last contagious decease we had around here, almost everybody's avatar got infected I think Ykick was who got the rest of us infected.

Yes he was....ahhh those were the days!

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:D

You are a taxi driver for the government - That would be even more deadly...

You are bollocking clumsy when eating yogurts whilst driving - I tried straws but the black cherries kept getting stuck in them

You wear a wig - no, only on my chest but my dad did have a "syrup" - found it (the wig) floating in the bath one day and was mentally scarred for life..... :D

You were crap at football as a kid - er yes, sadly - don't let my rippling, manly physique fool you, my games teacher once said to me: "do you actually know what a games field looks like?" To which I replied: "Isn't it one of those big green things, sir?" :D

You go to toilets to wash off the yogurt that you spilt, but forget to check for a dryer first - no my todger is so gigantic that splashage is inevitable :D

You've never done anything to have your face in the media - I did but the plastic surgery took care of that :D

You were rejected for BB - No, actually I am Jade Goodey

You didn't have a tv when you were a kid. We did, but it was black and white, was only broadcast at certain times of the day and only had three channels until they brought in this modern-fangled Channel 4 and breakfast television business....

:D

:lol:

I remember channel 4 starting too!

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:lol::lol: Just choked on my very scouse beans on toast!! The best post I've read. Ever. :lol:

:lol: Cheers. But I can't help but feel you saved the best of your sig for Gordon ****ing Ramsay. :(

:lol:

I have to bookmark it.

:lol: I like your sig too, btw. Very educational and not as vulgar as some. :whistling:

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Yes he was....ahhh those were the days!

The forums gone through a lot hasen't it in these past 2 years...

Ykick Virus.

"Shaggy" - Paul should know who i am talking about

TF1 Maria vs. Jacuzzi

Ctrl 300..

Any others??

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The forums gone through a lot hasen't it in these past 2 years...

Ykick Virus.

"Shaggy" - Paul should know who i am talking about

TF1 Maria vs. Jacuzzi

Ctrl 300..

Any others??

Yep, I do!

Those were indeed the days :lol:

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