dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 28, 2008 I bet that girl could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe. Nervous? I was sweating like a virgin in a prison rodeo. Nervous? I was sweating like a paedophile on sports day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayStorm 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2008 Don't think i've ever had to really use this but, Alan Partridge: "..Rolled on the thighs of a virgin." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jez 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 How about some Australian sayings: About as useful as tits on a bull. Dry as a dead dingo's donger. He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock Ya bloody wombat. Couldn't drive out of sight on a dark night. She's got a head on her like deep sea racing prawn. Ya bloody galah! Apparantly a lot of F1 people use the phrase, for sure. "That's what your mom said" Always comes in useful! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaky2 1 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 "That's what your mom said" Always comes in useful! Good one! Though my little brothers abuse it a lot... the smallest one will say that even if actually the mum in question is shouting the complete opposite xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 My favourate saying from the movie 'Dude wheres my car' is... "AND THEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 My favourate saying from the movie 'Dude wheres my car' is..."AND THEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yep thanks for that I just got the memory of it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 OK. Who cut the cheese? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Courtesey of Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore: Fackin cant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Courtesey of Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore: Fackin cant "Everything gives me the fackin' horn, everything except my wife, Marjorie". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 On topic One man's mate is another man's person. (after Kliban) If chain still swing, seat still warm. There's a lot of brass monkeys losing their bearings out there. Off topic But, the worst job I 'ever 'ad............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 30, 2008 Pogue mahone Said it with an Irish accent, one of my all time favourites Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2008 "Guys, I think I just sharted in my pants" "What???" "I just farted and sh@t myself" Name the movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayStorm 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2008 Anything from Ace Ventura. "Like A Glove" "Alllllrighty then" "Lahoosaherrr" Excellent stuff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 30, 2008 On topicOne man's mate is another man's person. (after Kliban) If chain still swing, seat still warm. There's a lot of brass monkeys losing their bearings out there. Off topic But, the worst job I 'ever 'ad............... How was Frankie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 How was Frankie? Frankie made me cry. It's a long time since a comedian made my face hurt. And, as you've probably guessed, he does tone it down quite a bit when he's on the telly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Frankie Boyle. Funniest man on TV probably. I'd love to see him live. Saw Steve Coogan a few weeks ago, in Stoke of all places: he was OK but not great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayStorm 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 I was thinking about seeing Coogan in Manchester actually. Quite expensive. that's the only thing really holding me back. Frankie Boyle is fantastic but does recycle his material a little too much. Great tough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Yeah he'd probably be better now than when I saw him, because he hadn't quite learnt all his lines on the first night. Stand up comedy seems very expensive nowadays. I'd wanted to see Sarah Silverman but I heard she was charging a lot too, for only 45mins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Not a fan of Coogan. Too smug for me. Frankie was 18 quid. Not bad value, I thought. I've paid more and seen worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Not a fan of Coogan. Too smug for me. Frankie was 18 quid. Not bad value, I thought. I've paid more and seen worse. Nope, me neither. I want to see Frankie more than ever now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 18 quid is perfect, and I'd love to see Frankie Boyle live. Steve Coogan was about 50 quid, maybe even more elsewhere. I think Sarah Silverman was similarly over-priced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 Does Johnny Vegas do stand up? I would LOVE to see him. Very funny guy. Did anyone catch him on Cookalong Live with Gordon Ramsay (I watched the repeat last night ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 Does Johnny Vegas do stand up? I would LOVE to see him. Very funny guy. Did anyone catch him on Cookalong Live with Gordon Ramsay (I watched the repeat last night ) Not sure if he does stand up anymore. Saw him on Buzzc#cks though, he is a funny guy and very likeable for some reason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 Does Johnny Vegas do stand up? I would LOVE to see him. Very funny guy. Did anyone catch him on Cookalong Live with Gordon Ramsay (I watched the repeat last night ) I bet you would like a bit of his ginger bollock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 he is a funny guy and very likeable for some reason Absolutely. I think it's the tragedy of the character he portrays that endears one towards him. He's clearly a together guy though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
