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Ok what are your favorite sayings, you know things you say every day.

I'll start with 2 of my fav's

$hitting in tall cotton

Man you gobbled that down faster than a girl on prom night

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AleHop told me a nice one in Spanish: 'la suerte de la fea, la bonita la desea', which I think means something like 'the beautiful desire the fate of the ugly'. I think a very true saying is 'you get out what you put in' (no sexual innuendo there).

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A bird in the hand sh!ts on yer wrist

A watched kettle gathers no moss

A rolling stone never boils

The whole nine yards (does anyone know its origin?)

Brass monkey weather (aka, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey)

Up and down like bride's nightie

Man with hole in pocket feel c#cky all day, but man with two holes in pocket not feel to c#cky. (Confusarse)

BUt the worst b;oody thing I hear every day is, "..and then she turned round and said..." Must get sodding dizzy :huh:

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"Hello, geezer."

"Mustard"

"Tip-top"

"Fecking norah"

"Cuppa tea"

"Answer the phone"

All of these said in 'c#ckney' accent.

Best ones I've ever said...

"Has someone ordered a c*nt. There's one at the door." (from a film with danny dyer)

"have yer seen me dancin, like reeeeeeeeaaaaaly dancin"

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1. Don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining.

2. It's the second hole from the front.

3. Re-gurgitate your festering giblets.

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Up and down like bride's nightie

...or a whores draws.

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How about some Australian sayings:

About as useful as tits on a bull.

Dry as a dead dingo's donger.

He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock

Ya bloody wombat.

Couldn't drive out of sight on a dark night.

She's got a head on her like deep sea racing prawn.

Ya bloody galah!

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:lol: Good thread this. Most of the sayings I have are 'in jokes' with my friends which are personal to us, so I guess if I posted them here they would make no sense. But rest assured, they are hilarious :D

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"Is easier to be a geniuos than having common sense" Jacinto Benavente -Spaniard, Writer, Nobel Prize-

"the mod never reach the eagles"

"I man with a watch knows what time is it. if you give him another watch, he will be not sure" Albert Einstein.

" ****, the world is ending"

Saw at a men WC wall:

"Brother I hope you never get in your a## what you have in your hand"

"Speed Racer, Rex is your brother"

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Saw at a men WC wall:

"Brother I hope you never get in your a## what you have in your hand"

:rofl::roll::roll::roll::loljump:

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you know as we are getting older forget lots of things and once in a while speaking with friends or my wife I say "...do you remember when we speak fluently?"

And this one is only for spanish speaking members "what face is the onion = qu

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Man you gobbled that down faster than a girl on prom night

You dirty old man! HAHAHAHAHA

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You dirty old man! HAHAHAHAHA

:lol: Never mind Bruce. He's not a patch on Paul, by the sounds of things.

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