pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 Ok what are your favorite sayings, you know things you say every day. I'll start with 2 of my fav's $hitting in tall cotton Man you gobbled that down faster than a girl on prom night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 I'll start with lovely lovely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 AleHop told me a nice one in Spanish: 'la suerte de la fea, la bonita la desea', which I think means something like 'the beautiful desire the fate of the ugly'. I think a very true saying is 'you get out what you put in' (no sexual innuendo there). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 A bird in the hand sh!ts on yer wrist A watched kettle gathers no moss A rolling stone never boils The whole nine yards (does anyone know its origin?) Brass monkey weather (aka, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey) Up and down like bride's nightie Man with hole in pocket feel c#cky all day, but man with two holes in pocket not feel to c#cky. (Confusarse) BUt the worst b;oody thing I hear every day is, "..and then she turned round and said..." Must get sodding dizzy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 "Hello, geezer." "Mustard" "Tip-top" "Fecking norah" "Cuppa tea" "Answer the phone" All of these said in 'c#ckney' accent. Best ones I've ever said... "Has someone ordered a c*nt. There's one at the door." (from a film with danny dyer) "have yer seen me dancin, like reeeeeeeeaaaaaly dancin" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 "No hay que cagar m Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 1. Don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining. 2. It's the second hole from the front. 3. Re-gurgitate your festering giblets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 Up and down like bride's nightie ...or a whores draws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 "That's what she said" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oli 1 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 George Carlin's classic "I'm busier than a dyke in a hardware store". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aussief1 4 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 How about some Australian sayings: About as useful as tits on a bull. Dry as a dead dingo's donger. He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock Ya bloody wombat. Couldn't drive out of sight on a dark night. She's got a head on her like deep sea racing prawn. Ya bloody galah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elgo 1 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 I like this one: ''A este le gusta m Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 Thought for the day, 'EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 Good thread this. Most of the sayings I have are 'in jokes' with my friends which are personal to us, so I guess if I posted them here they would make no sense. But rest assured, they are hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferrarigo 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 What are cars but a high speed metal coffin?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Rumble Strip 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 Apparantly a lot of F1 people use the phrase, for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 "Is easier to be a geniuos than having common sense" Jacinto Benavente -Spaniard, Writer, Nobel Prize- "the mod never reach the eagles" "I man with a watch knows what time is it. if you give him another watch, he will be not sure" Albert Einstein. " ****, the world is ending" Saw at a men WC wall: "Brother I hope you never get in your a## what you have in your hand" "Speed Racer, Rex is your brother" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 Saw at a men WC wall:"Brother I hope you never get in your a## what you have in your hand" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 Girls Aloud are sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 Girls Aloud are sh!t. This is not where I parked my car! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted October 25, 2008 you know as we are getting older forget lots of things and once in a while speaking with friends or my wife I say "...do you remember when we speak fluently?" And this one is only for spanish speaking members "what face is the onion = qu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted October 28, 2008 I haven't had so much fun since my granny caught her tit in the mangle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2008 Man you gobbled that down faster than a girl on prom night You dirty old man! HAHAHAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 28, 2008 You dirty old man! HAHAHAHAHA Never mind Bruce. He's not a patch on Paul, by the sounds of things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shampion 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2008 *blank* ... had a face on'er "like a dog eatin' $hit off a hot shovel." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites