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Okay, we havn't had such threads so I take the honour in making a thread in which latest news can be discussed instead of opening countless threads to discus one small issue.

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Kimi is a lazy, over-rated and over-paid drunkard. Of course his wages should be slashed. With his attitude he's lucky he still has a job. I'm not Fernando's biggest fan but even I am genuinely puzzled by Ferrari's consistent reluctance to sign him. The Alonso fans have steadfastly avoided answering this question for me, even though I think Ferrari need him.

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Kimi is a lazy, over-rated and over-paid drunkard. Of course his wages should be slashed. With his attitude he's lucky he still has a job. I'm not Fernando's biggest fan but even I am genuinely puzzled by Ferrari's consistent reluctance to sign him. The Alonso fans have steadfastly avoided answering this question for me, even though I think Ferrari need him.

I disagree Muzza, :lol: he will be back in form soon, but I still belive he left his holy stuff in Mclaren, may be Shumikonen can enlighten us about the fact, with spoofs from his old testaments. :P

Ferrari knows something we don't know, and I have noticed that some of the big names couldn't perform consistently or adapt consistently with the tyres during 2008 season, so I belive Kimi was one of them, who knows what he can do next season, because who ever rights Kimi off is a fool. :D

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I suspect Ferrari know what an irrational, paranoid team-wrecker Alonso is, and decide to stick with Kimi despite his laziness and general ineptitude.

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BERNIE SAYS BUTTON SHOULD TAKE SABBATICAL

That's the sort of headline that makes me mad as hell. OK, Bernie rated JB very highly in the article that followed, basically saying that Jens is good enough to drive for anyone. So why do I get mad? He shouldn't be getting involved in Team's affairs - period and avoid the sort of spats he engages in with Ferrari et al. He is the ringmaster and it's not for him to mess with the animals. Perhaps he should take a sabbatical with Max and open a torture parlour or something.

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I suspect Ferrari know what an irrational, paranoid team-wrecker Alonso is, and decide to stick with Kimi despite his laziness and general ineptitude.

:D art of provoking a war!

I think Kimi is lazy, but still has the speed.

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In other news, Italian Newspapers' works. :rolleyes:

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:D art of proving a war!

I think Kimi is lazy, but still has the speed.

I think Kimi is taking speed - or something! Never seen a driver go off the boil so badly in a good car. We discussed this at length last year but his package is so much bigger than Massa's as to defy logic. If he was a Premier League footballer, you'd sell him wouldn't you? No one would be happier than me than to see him return to form but Massa is right on top of his game and he will have to go some.

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And in today's news, Eddie Irvine wins Mastermind with his specialist subject of stating the obvious.

Nice one! What an idiot he can be.

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BERNIE SAYS BUTTON SHOULD TAKE SABBATICAL

That's the sort of headline that makes me mad as hell. OK, Bernie rated JB very highly in the article that followed, basically saying that Jens is good enough to drive for anyone. So why do I get mad? He shouldn't be getting involved in Team's affairs - period and avoid the sort of spats he engages in with Ferrari et al. He is the ringmaster and it's not for him to mess with the animals. Perhaps he should take a sabbatical with Max and open a torture parlour or something.

You is right. Messing with the animals is probably more Max's thing anyway :rolleyes::D

And in today's news, Eddie Irvine wins Mastermind with his specialist subject of stating the obvious.

Spot on. Yeah, Ferrari will probably get rid of Kimi if he keeps driving like s##t, I imagine the reason they kept him was because they have a good idea why his performance was bad.

I'd like to see eyebrows in a Ferrari though, I think he'd do well.

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:D art of proving a war!

I think Kimi is lazy, but still has the speed.

If he 'returns' to form in 2009, I will wait for the articles saying how he has got his motivation back and laugh like maure.

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I think Kimi is taking speed - or something! Never seen a driver go off the boil so badly in a good car. We discussed this at length last year but his package is so much bigger than Massa's as to defy logic. If he was a Premier League footballer, you'd sell him wouldn't you? No one would be happier than me than to see him return to form but Massa is right on top of his game and he will have to go some.

I never said Kimi was better than Massa or vice versa, all I said was, Kimi will be back, and will be a faster driver. <_<

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BERNIE SAYS BUTTON SHOULD TAKE SABBATICAL

That's the sort of headline that makes me mad as hell. OK, Bernie rated JB very highly in the article that followed, basically saying that Jens is good enough to drive for anyone. So why do I get mad? He shouldn't be getting involved in Team's affairs - period and avoid the sort of spats he engages in with Ferrari et al. He is the ringmaster and it's not for him to mess with the animals. Perhaps he should take a sabbatical with Max and open a torture parlour or something.

Bernie is a little ****ing midget who really needs to stop playing one off against the other. "Oh sure, I paid off Ferrari - but lets dumb-down F1 because they keep winning."

He really should literally put his money where his mouth is. That should keep him quiet for a while.

I suspect Ferrari know what an irrational, paranoid team-wrecker Alonso is, and decide to stick with Kimi despite his laziness and general ineptitude.

I don't like you anymore. :lol::P

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Kimi is a lazy, over-rated and over-paid drunkard. Of course his wages should be slashed. With his attitude he's lucky he still has a job. I'm not Fernando's biggest fan but even I am genuinely puzzled by Ferrari's consistent reluctance to sign him. The Alonso fans have steadfastly avoided answering this question for me, even though I think Ferrari need him.

OK, as an Alonso fan, I will attempt this.

Fernando only ever has mood swings and paranoid attacks when faced with a snivelling little toerag of a team-mate. As Kimi is not little, and Felipe is too nice to argue back (thanks you nicely this is very kind) the Ferrari testers have ran a number of tests on Fernando and found no substancial evidence that the two would cause a reaction to Fernando.

The testers also came up with another conclusion, Ron Dennis was also a werewolf - and the reaction of this was not the moon - but a certain driver called Fernando Alonso.

These are my findings.

Steph Clark, PhD BSC MA AAT B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S

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:lol: I can't imagine Ron Dennis ever being hairy enough to be a werewolf. I think you just made all that up, Stephanie. Plus you're bitter because deep down you know that Lewis really has the biggest one in the paddock.

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:lol: I can't imagine Ron Dennis ever being hairy enough to be a werewolf. I think you just made all that up, Stephanie. Plus you're bitter because deep down you know that Lewis really has the biggest one in the paddock.

:lol: No, I'm doing it to wind up Fed Up. ;):P

Yes, I am bitter. Why don't I have a penis. :lol::lol:

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:lol: Lighten up, you might still have Jense (to support)! But you know we were really talking about Lewis's big heart and kind nature. :D

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:lol: I can't imagine Ron Dennis ever being hairy enough to be a werewolf. I think you just made all that up, Stephanie. Plus you're bitter because deep down you know that Lewis really has the biggest one in the paddock.

Ron shaves. He could be a werewolf, no problem. Lewis has a small c0ck. Okay, that's a guess, but just look at the car he drives. If that's not a substitute for a tiny womb ferret, I don't know what is.

My car is very small and my shoes are huge, by the way.

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Lewis Hamilton will be added to London's Madama Taussauds' sports zone next year. The 23-year-old Formula 1 champion will join other sporting heroes in Madame Tussauds.

I understand several hundred bison have been slaughtered to provide material for his sideburns. I'm only joking, really! No, I am - really. Really.

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I never said Kimi was better than Massa or vice versa, all I said was, Kimi will be back, and will be a faster driver. <_<

No you didn't and I hope he does and is. I am sure all of us would want to see that, especially Monty Zuma.

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