dribbler 6 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Lewis Hamilton will be added to London's Madama Taussauds' sports zone next year. The 23-year-old Formula 1 champion will join other sporting heroes in Madame Tussauds. I understand several hundred bison have been slaughtered to provide material for his sideburns. I'm only joking, really! No, I am - really. Really. I suppose they'll be slaughtering a blue whale for its penis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 I suppose they'll be slaughtering a blue whale for its penis? Look.....you'll get me into trouble, dribbler. You're joking, right? I was...... I mean, I really was! I shouldn't really say this but, what about bollock material? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Wait until we all become forced to donate our earwax for when they start working on his ego. It will be built in orbit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Look.....you'll get me into trouble, dribbler. You're joking, right? I was...... I mean, I really was! I shouldn't really say this but, what about bollock material? Ah, that'll be maure then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Wait until we all become forced to donate our earwax for when they start working on his ego. It will be built in orbit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 I suppose they'll be slaughtering a blue whale for its penis? The Japanese already do in the name of research! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jez 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 No, I'm doing it to wind up Fed Up. Yes, I am bitter. Why don't I have a penis. Ron shaves. He could be a werewolf, no problem. Lewis has a small c0ck. Okay, that's a guess, but just look at the car he drives. If that's not a substitute for a tiny womb ferret, I don't know what is. My car is very small and my shoes are huge, by the way. What the? We can say penis in here but not c#ck? Happy freakin new year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 What the? We can say penis in here but not c#ck? Happy freakin new year! C0ck is slang. Vagina should be allowed. **** won't be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fed up 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 OK, as an Alonso fanSteph Clark B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S Nuff said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 OK. Enough of the Hambone jokes already. I know I started it but we don't want to stir Fed Up from his lair. He's been very restrained thus far, I think. I see the young man got himself a gong - perhaps Bernie is clairvoyant - a sort of Nostrodamian figure. He's all for gongs. Strange HMG have never seen fit to knight him - don't you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 You guys turning this into a porn forum. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heidfeld: More accidents predicted Nick Heidfeld has said he believes the wider front wings that will be introduced into Formula One next season could lead to more accidents. The change to the front wing comes as part of a raft of new regulations coming into effect in 2009 in an attempt to improve the chances of overtaking. It is hoped that a combination of a wider front wing and a smaller rear wing will allow cars to follow each other more closely without losing as much aerodynamic grip. However, Heidfeld fears there may well be plenty of contact between cars in the early part of the season as drivers struggle to adapt to the changes. "I think it might happen more often, especially in the beginning because you need to get used to it," the BMW Sauber driver told autosport.com. "Sitting in the car, you can't see the front wing. OK, you know it is there, but from previous years you will have got so used to what you had that maybe at the start or in a very quick situation where you have to react without thinking, I could imagine that we would see more wings touching." However, the German refused to be drawn on whether he thought the new rules will make overtaking easier. "With the wings that we have it's no secret should be less affected by wind and therefore might be a bit easier to drive," he added. "But at the moment it is difficult to tell." a.top_betting_link_1 {background-image: url('/Images/skysports/fixturecal/icons/fix-bet.gif');background-repeat:no-repeat;background-position:0% 50%;padding-left:18px;} Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 Nuff said Wow!! A reply!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 I see some love on air. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Rumble Strip 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 There goes another driver speaking the obvious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 Abbas is just a regular poster actually. But a very good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 A Happy New Year to all. Especially those suffering in this war-torn world. May 2009 bring peace and prosperity to all and let's have us some damn fine racing - yo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 You too, Sid. Thats two months of the off-season out of the way. Now, for GONDA to sort out their crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 You too, Sid. Thats two months of the off-season out of the way. Now, for GONDA to sort out their crap. Y0u too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Y0u too who too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Tutsi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted January 1, 2009 Tutsi? Oh no! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 A Happy New Year to all. Especially those suffering in this war-torn world. Yes, I'm thinking of all the wars in the world and all those less fortunate than me. I am a caring individual. Still, my turkey was f*cking beautiful this year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 http://www.worldcarfans.com/9090102.012/re...errari-f1-offer Reports Claim Alonso Turned Down 2009 Ferrari F1 Offer January 2, 2009 3:31 PM Fernando Alonso turned down an opportunity to switch immediately to Ferrari out of loyalty to his current F1 employer Renault. That is the claim of a Spanish newspaper, following authoritative reports from Italy that the former double world champion has now penned a deal to race with the famous Maranello based team in 2010 or 2011. Diario AS said Ferrari were prepared to put Alonso, 27, into the 2009 race seat of Kimi Raikkonen, who despite winning the title in 2007 had a disappointing season last year. But Alonso, said the newspaper, put a stop to the deal because it would have left Renault in the lurch less than three months from the start of the 2009 season. "In short, the Italian team's sudden interest came too late for Fernando," AS said. Fernando Alonso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Spain and Italy competing for who can write the most bollocks about Alonso moving. I hope he retires and makes them all look like c#cks. Would Alonso really turn down a Ferrari for 2009 out of 'loyalty'? If the option was actually there, Alonso staying probably has more to do with the fact Renault got their s##t together more than loyalty. Or am I being a bit cynical? Ah, who cares. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Rumble Strip 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2009 Can't say I believe that. If Ferrari did offer him a driver, he'd be there quicker than you could say Luca Di whatsit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
