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Pre-season Testing

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Where's the fun in that? Last person that got an unanimous "wlecome to the forum" was an 18 year old female stripper with a pic of her in her profile and willing to meet F1 nerds.

(BTW, we don't get enough of those)

No fun, but i'm happy with that!

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Thanks George, I appreciate you explaining.

It's okay mate, I knew it would be tough for you :)

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No fun, but i'm happy with that!

So...I guess that means you are not a stripper...oh well, welcome to the forums, anyways.

You don't happen to know any female stripper willing to join do you?

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So...I guess that means you are not a stripper...oh well, welcome to the forums, anyways.

You don't happen to know any female stripper willing to join do you?

Rephrase.

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Now why does that sentance not suprise me?

I don't find it surprising at all. Perhaps you would be good enough to explain?

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After Alonso arranges teams order in interview the sandings are:

Brawn

BMW

Ferrari

Toyota

Renault

RBR

McLaren

Williams

STR

Force India

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After Alonso arranges teams order in interview the sandings are:

Brawn

BMW

Ferrari

Toyota

Renault

RBR

McLaren

Williams

STR

Force India

Hope Ben and Jem are enjoying this news! :D

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Yeah i was agreeing with you, i said it didn't suprise me either.

1. Did you know that Oli and dribbler are actually siamese twins.

2. And did you know that they are actually related to Lewis 'the c#ck' Hamilton.

These will answer a few of your questions

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Times at lunch at Jerez

1. J. Button Brawn GP 1:17.844 63 laps

2. N. Rosberg Williams 1:18.071 +0.227 42 laps

3. N. Piquet Jr. Renault 1:18.382 +0.538 63 laps

4. L. Hamilton McLaren 1:19.121 +1.277 50 laps

NB. Jens and Nico's times were set in Q2 sim on low fuel

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Has Piquet binned it yet?

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Has Piquet binned it yet?

Nope. A disappointing testing for him.

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Final times gentlemen:

1. J. Button Brawn GP 1:17.844 117 laps

2. N. Rosberg Williams 1:18.071 71 laps

3. N. Piquet Jr. Renault 1:18.382 128 laps

4. L. Hamilton McLaren 1:19.121 112 laps

Edited by Insider

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I hate being a nitpick, but what about the ladies?

Anyway, McLaren still last, good stuff XD

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1. Did you know that Oli and dribbler are actually siamese twins.

2. And did you know that they are actually related to Lewis 'the c#ck' Hamilton.

These will answer a few of your questions

1. It's nice being joined at the hip with someone who is actually real.

2. Ask your big friend upstairs; we're all related. I don't think he would approve of your slang for the penis, either. Still, you can do what the f*ck you want, he'll forgive you. That's how it works, isn't it?

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1. that is not your hip

2. you're the resident expert

And I have nothing against lewis being a complete c*ck

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I hate being a nitpick, but what about the ladies?

Anyway, McLaren still last, good stuff XD

Ladies and Gentlemen,

any news about today's times?

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

any news about today's times?

From around 10:30 this morning Abbas...... (from Atlas board)

Nakajima is the quickest so far, McLaren around 1:18.4 fastest laps

Naka stints of two laps each (presumably qualy trim)

1:18.089

1:18.043

1:17.644

1:18.106

1:17.494

1:18:447

I'd love to see Williams back in the mix for the whole season ;)

Edited by medilloni

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There she blows! If you can't beat them join 'em!

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Well, testing's almost over, and Autosport have published how they think the land lies based on testing, some graphics too, for those that find it hard to read :P ........

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/73781

Not saying I agree with it, it's testing not racing - and it was based mainly on Barc testing (not Jerez). And, from today, it looks as though Williams have suddenly shown their cards and McLaren have raised their game too (along with their diffuser!) ^_^

Whilst I'm over the moon with BrawnGP's results so far, once the dust settles (and listening to the realist in me!), if they finish in the first four teams in the championship, I'll class that as a miracle after the past 4 months events.

It's going to be close, I wish you all a Happy '09 Grand Prix season. :D

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Well, testing's almost over, and Autosport have published how they think the land lies based on testing, some graphics too, for those that find it hard to read :P ........

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/73781

Not saying I agree with it, it's testing not racing - and it was based mainly on Barc testing (not Jerez). And, from today, it looks as though Williams have suddenly shown their cards and McLaren have raised their game too (along with their diffuser!) ^_^

Whilst I'm over the moon with BrawnGP's results so far, once the dust settles (and listening to the realist in me!), if they finish in the first four teams in the championship, I'll class that as a miracle after the past 4 months events.

It's going to be close, I wish you all a Happy '09 Grand Prix season. :D

Good speech, Meds.

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