HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 So, a mere few days to FP1..... Will Ferrari finally score points? Will Red Bull be bouyed by their Chinese success and dominate? Is Brawns lack of funds and resources already beginning to show? Will Kovi finish his second GP of the year? What flavour icecream will Kimi have this weekend? Which of the "manufacturers" will take a step forward and regain their place in F1's pecking order? Will Kubica finally put something together akin to Aussie (but not crash out)? Will Williams turn performance into points? Can Piquet make it into Q2 (lets not hold our breath for a Q3 appearance)? Why does Bahrain have rain in its name when it hardly ever does? Oh, for facts and figures.....some guy won this race last year, in a car that was faster than the rest, and he got ten points, and the second guy was the first loser that day and he only got eight points.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TGLeungd Forever 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Will Ferrari finally score points? - Yes Will Red Bull be bouyed by their Chinese success and dominate? - No Is Brawns lack of funds and resources already beginning to show? - Maybe Will Kovi finish his second GP of the year? - Yes What flavour icecream will Kimi have this weekend? - Alcohol Flavour Which of the "manufacturers" will take a step forward and regain their place in F1's pecking order? - McLaren Will Kubica finally put something together akin to Aussie (but not crash out)? - No Will Williams turn performance into points? - Yes Can Piquet make it into Q2 (lets not hold our breath for a Q3 appearance)? - No Why does Bahrain have rain in its name when it hardly ever does? - Cos It's special Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Will Ferrari finally score points? Yes. One. Will Red Bull be bouyed by their Chinese success and dominate? They'll still be p**sed-up Is Brawns lack of funds and resources already beginning to show? Not yet. Will Kovi finish his second GP of the year? Yes What flavour icecream will Kimi have this weekend? Vodka flavour. Massa will wear a rose-tinted strawberry flaovoured visor, baby. Which of the "manufacturers" will take a step forward and regain their place in F1's pecking order? Renoooo. Flabia will tell everyone how good his team is, threaten to sue someone, and wear a most distasteful thong. Will Kubica finally put something together akin to Aussie (but not crash out)? No, he liked shaping his nose like his nose whilst shagging another car, he will do it again. I'd like to see him with a big bushy black wig, just to see how close to Frank Zappa he can look Will Williams turn performance into points? Yes. Maybe. I dunno. The Japanese crash dummy will test the tub again. Can Piquet make it into Q2 (lets not hold our breath for a Q3 appearance)? No. Ffs sack him, waste of a damn seat, and damages our environment dammit. Why does Bahrain have rain in its name when it hardly ever does? Because 'rain' in Bahrainoid-speak means, 'extrmely, filthy, gobsmackingly rich'. The 'Bah' bit means 'I am'. Unless you're a Bahrainoid sheep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yurp 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 why does capsicum have the words cap and cum in it when it neither wears one or does the other? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 why does capsicum have the words cap and cum in it when it neither wears one or does the other? You're far too young to be told the answer to that curly question! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TGLeungd Forever 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 You're far too young to be told the answer to that curly question! Is it true that Babies come from eBay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cinco 30 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Will Ferrari finally score points? No. Will Red Bull be bouyed by their Chinese success and dominate? No. Is Brawns lack of funds and resources already beginning to show? No. Will Kovi finish his second GP of the year? No. What flavour icecream will Kimi have this weekend? No. Which of the "manufacturers" will take a step forward and regain their place in F1's pecking order? No. Will Kubica finally put something together akin to Aussie (but not crash out)? No. Will Williams turn performance into points? No. Can Piquet make it into Q2 (lets not hold our breath for a Q3 appearance)? No. Why does Bahrain have rain in its name when it hardly ever does? No. I hope that optimistic outlook on the race gets everyone else pumped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 The rain fest is over now! Should be a good race & Ferrari might score points! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Rumble Strip 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 It is a Massa track, so I expect a decent showing from him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 The rain fest is over now! Should be a good race & Ferrari might score points! But do expect sand storms! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 It is a Massa track, so I expect a decent showing from him. But the car is not like the way he would have liked it! Hardly lasts a lap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/andrewbenson/20...2006_the_s.html 2006 was a fun race. Boy, Raikkonen used to be mighty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cinco 30 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 That was my first ever F1 race. And the race that got my dad to watch for the first time since Jim Clark's passing. Good race. Too bad the video isn't available in my area. I'll have a tough time choosing what race to watch this weekend...I only do one a weekend on TV because my attention span and a## can't handle any more than that. So...IndyCar at Kansas and F1 at Bahrain will fight to the death over it. One has Danica and some passing, the other has no Danica and a similar amount of passing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 That was my first ever F1 race. And the race that got my dad to watch for the first time since Jim Clark's passing. Good race. Too bad the video isn't available in my area.I'll have a tough time choosing what race to watch this weekend...I only do one a weekend on TV because my attention span and a## can't handle any more than that. So...IndyCar at Kansas and F1 at Bahrain will fight to the death over it. One has Danica and some passing, the other has no Danica and a similar amount of passing. The only solution is to have a picture of Danica nearby and watch Bahrain That way you can enjoy all the intelligent debate on this forum after Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cinco 30 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Danica's not that attractive...I meant Danica's driving skills, but okay... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Danica's not that attractive...I meant Danica's driving skills, but okay... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 It is a Massa track, so I expect a decent showing from him.Just thinking the same thing but thought I got confused with Turkey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Just thinking the same thing but thought I got confused with Turkey! Bahrain is definitely not a Turkey track! Geez! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 Bahrain is definitely not a Turkey track! Geez!No it's a Bahrain track! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yurp 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 Bahrain is definitely not a Turkey track! Geez! Do people even race turkeys any more? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 Do people even race turkeys any more? No Adam, but I believe sMax is interested in a Whippet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 Do people even race turkeys any more? Ferrari have a dead duck, is that the same? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Rumble Strip 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 He's even better in Turkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 I heard Sutil rides on c0cks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 Strong winds and huge sandstorms predicted for race day...I guess it won't be a "normal" race either. Geez, I would settle for another Barcelona 08 at this moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites