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So, a mere few days to FP1.....

Will Ferrari finally score points?

Will Red Bull be bouyed by their Chinese success and dominate?

Is Brawns lack of funds and resources already beginning to show?

Will Kovi finish his second GP of the year?

What flavour icecream will Kimi have this weekend?

Which of the "manufacturers" will take a step forward and regain their place in F1's pecking order?

Will Kubica finally put something together akin to Aussie (but not crash out)?

Will Williams turn performance into points?

Can Piquet make it into Q2 (lets not hold our breath for a Q3 appearance)?

Why does Bahrain have rain in its name when it hardly ever does?

Oh, for facts and figures.....some guy won this race last year, in a car that was faster than the rest, and he got ten points, and the second guy was the first loser that day and he only got eight points....

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Will Ferrari finally score points? - Yes

Will Red Bull be bouyed by their Chinese success and dominate? - No

Is Brawns lack of funds and resources already beginning to show? - Maybe

Will Kovi finish his second GP of the year? - Yes

What flavour icecream will Kimi have this weekend? - Alcohol Flavour

Which of the "manufacturers" will take a step forward and regain their place in F1's pecking order? - McLaren

Will Kubica finally put something together akin to Aussie (but not crash out)? - No

Will Williams turn performance into points? - Yes

Can Piquet make it into Q2 (lets not hold our breath for a Q3 appearance)? - No

Why does Bahrain have rain in its name when it hardly ever does? - Cos It's special

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Will Ferrari finally score points?

Yes. One.

Will Red Bull be bouyed by their Chinese success and dominate?

They'll still be p**sed-up :lol:

Is Brawns lack of funds and resources already beginning to show?

Not yet.

Will Kovi finish his second GP of the year?

Yes

What flavour icecream will Kimi have this weekend?

Vodka flavour. Massa will wear a rose-tinted strawberry flaovoured visor, baby. :lol:

Which of the "manufacturers" will take a step forward and regain their place in F1's pecking order?

Renoooo. Flabia will tell everyone how good his team is, threaten to sue someone, and wear a most distasteful thong.

Will Kubica finally put something together akin to Aussie (but not crash out)?

No, he liked shaping his nose like his nose whilst shagging another car, he will do it again. I'd like to see him with a big bushy black wig, just to see how close to Frank Zappa he can look :P

Will Williams turn performance into points?

Yes. Maybe. I dunno. The Japanese crash dummy will test the tub again.

Can Piquet make it into Q2 (lets not hold our breath for a Q3 appearance)?

No. Ffs sack him, waste of a damn seat, and damages our environment dammit.

Why does Bahrain have rain in its name when it hardly ever does?

Because 'rain' in Bahrainoid-speak means, 'extrmely, filthy, gobsmackingly rich'. The 'Bah' bit means 'I am'. Unless you're a Bahrainoid sheep.

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why does capsicum have the words cap and cum in it when it neither wears one or does the other?

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why does capsicum have the words cap and cum in it when it neither wears one or does the other?

You're far too young to be told the answer to that curly question!

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You're far too young to be told the answer to that curly question!

Is it true that Babies come from eBay?

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Will Ferrari finally score points?

No.

Will Red Bull be bouyed by their Chinese success and dominate?

No.

Is Brawns lack of funds and resources already beginning to show?

No.

Will Kovi finish his second GP of the year?

No.

What flavour icecream will Kimi have this weekend?

No.

Which of the "manufacturers" will take a step forward and regain their place in F1's pecking order?

No.

Will Kubica finally put something together akin to Aussie (but not crash out)?

No.

Will Williams turn performance into points?

No.

Can Piquet make it into Q2 (lets not hold our breath for a Q3 appearance)?

No.

Why does Bahrain have rain in its name when it hardly ever does?

No.

I hope that optimistic outlook on the race gets everyone else pumped.

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The rain fest is over now! Should be a good race & Ferrari might score points!

But do expect sand storms! ;)

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It is a Massa track, so I expect a decent showing from him.

But the car is not like the way he would have liked it! :P Hardly lasts a lap.

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That was my first ever F1 race. And the race that got my dad to watch for the first time since Jim Clark's passing. Good race. Too bad the video isn't available in my area.

I'll have a tough time choosing what race to watch this weekend...I only do one a weekend on TV because my attention span and a## can't handle any more than that. So...IndyCar at Kansas and F1 at Bahrain will fight to the death over it. One has Danica and some passing, the other has no Danica and a similar amount of passing.

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That was my first ever F1 race. And the race that got my dad to watch for the first time since Jim Clark's passing. Good race. Too bad the video isn't available in my area.

I'll have a tough time choosing what race to watch this weekend...I only do one a weekend on TV because my attention span and a## can't handle any more than that. So...IndyCar at Kansas and F1 at Bahrain will fight to the death over it. One has Danica and some passing, the other has no Danica and a similar amount of passing.

The only solution is to have a picture of Danica nearby and watch Bahrain :P

That way you can enjoy all the intelligent debate on this forum after :whistling::lol:

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It is a Massa track, so I expect a decent showing from him.
Just thinking the same thing but thought I got confused with Turkey!

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Just thinking the same thing but thought I got confused with Turkey!

Bahrain is definitely not a Turkey track! Geez!

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Bahrain is definitely not a Turkey track! Geez!

Do people even race turkeys any more?

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Do people even race turkeys any more?

Ferrari have a dead duck, is that the same?

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Strong winds and huge sandstorms predicted for race day...I guess it won't be a "normal" race either.

Geez, I would settle for another Barcelona 08 at this moment.

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