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HandyNZL

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Right - I'm bored, so 'ere we go.

Can Jens make it 4 from 5?

Cah he? Yes. Will he? Probably.

Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race?

We hope so, but I think not.

Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows?

I think they will hold on. Ferrari probably won't improve much. Macca will improve a little.

Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd?

Possibly, but he still won't get pole.

Will Lewis need bodyguards this year?

No.

Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains?

I want it to be sunny, with some scattered clouds.

Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here>

You have some racecraft, honest.

Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't?

I think he will, just. Make it that is.

Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3?

No and no.

Will Kovi beat Hamilton?

And no.

How many cars will have KERS?

No.

Which Kimi will turn up to race?

Hopefully the guy who turned up last year.

Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty?

Depends on your view of the world?

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Can Jens make it 4 from 5?

Hope not. He is rather boring as a champ. Too nice.

Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race?

Wrong question. Correct one should be: Will this be Junior's first race?

Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows?

Vettel will have mechanical problems (well, his car at least, not him). Webber try some paella and a single grain of rice will get stuck in his throat, causing him to qualify 18th.

Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd?

Yup, and then screw everybody else's race from P1, which will leeave the other drivers fuming, of course.

Will Lewis need bodyguards this year?

He never needed bodyguards, he needs a babysitter.

Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains?

In Catalunya, as in Bologna, no rain will fall on ya (those words rhyme at all? For my defective English pronunciation, they sound pretty similar to me)

Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here>

Felipe baby, stay cool! (Sorry, but it doesn't get better than that)

Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't?

Yup, and he will publicly bollock BMW anyways. And it will be the right thing.

Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3?

Who cares?

Will Kovi beat Hamilton?

Only at "Truth or Dare"

How many cars will have KERS?

None, among those that will be on the podium

Which Kimi will turn up to race?

None. They are all useless drunkards. Ohh...you wrote Kimi! I read Kiwi... :eekout:

Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty?

Full until Nando's first pitstop. EMpty afterwards

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Pretty much rhetorical, really...but if it gets fingers a-tapping in the lead up to the race, then all good, aye?

Though I did leave out a few questions...like:

Which bum cheek will Jens burn this weekend? Or will he just *ahem* turn the other cheek? :P

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I'm going to say Button won't win this weekend. Reliability and all that.

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I'm going to say Button won't win this weekend. Reliability and all that.

Reliability? Really? He's made the podium four times out of four. He'll win if he gets pole and the rain doesn't come, IMO

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Reliability? Really? He's made the podium four times out of four. He'll win if he gets pole and the rain doesn't come, IMO

You think I don't know that? :lol: You're talking to a Button fan...

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You think I don't know that? :lol: You're talking to a Button fan...

Of course, I know that, what do you think, I ....

Don't be so defeatist Kay. No rain until the evening is the latest forecast. Just a little less fuel to make pole and we're away. If the new aero pack is pants, they'll dump it. They have the grip on this track - no worries.

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Pre season I thought BGP's most likely problem would be cooling. They've survived that, and the gearbox glitches, so I see no reason to assume they'll be any less reliable than any other team. As Sean says, Button'll probably win if it's dry. 'Cos I don't think Rubens has got enough left in the tank.

*predictions may be wrong as well as right. Your statutory rights are ineffective.*

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Of course, I know that, what do you think, I ....

Don't be so defeatist Kay. No rain until the evening is the latest forecast. Just a little less fuel to make pole and we're away. If the new aero pack is pants, they'll dump it. They have the grip on this track - no worries.

Not defeatist, just have a feeling something will happen be it reliability or incident. Though it could be just Mark Webber again. :lol:

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Not defeatist, just have a feeling something will happen be it reliability or incident. Though it could be just Mark Webber again. :lol:

Don't say another negative word Kay or I will cry!

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Rain update. Showers may be around on race day. Hey ho.

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Yes, rain , pour down, flood even ............................. go Red Bull!!!

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saw a live feed of practice.. bit blurry but i think toyota have the redbull shark fin thats connected to the rear wing

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Don't say another negative word Kay or I will cry!

:eusa_think: I don't have F1 dreams... my first in a year last night was of Button being too drunk to drive. The only connection I can think is that he must be on the podium.

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