Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Right - I'm bored, so 'ere we go. Can Jens make it 4 from 5? Cah he? Yes. Will he? Probably. Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? We hope so, but I think not. Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? I think they will hold on. Ferrari probably won't improve much. Macca will improve a little. Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? Possibly, but he still won't get pole. Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? No. Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? I want it to be sunny, with some scattered clouds. Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here> You have some racecraft, honest. Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? I think he will, just. Make it that is. Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? No and no. Will Kovi beat Hamilton? And no. How many cars will have KERS? No. Which Kimi will turn up to race? Hopefully the guy who turned up last year. Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? Depends on your view of the world? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Can Jens make it 4 from 5? Hope not. He is rather boring as a champ. Too nice. Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? Wrong question. Correct one should be: Will this be Junior's first race? Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? Vettel will have mechanical problems (well, his car at least, not him). Webber try some paella and a single grain of rice will get stuck in his throat, causing him to qualify 18th. Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? Yup, and then screw everybody else's race from P1, which will leeave the other drivers fuming, of course. Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? He never needed bodyguards, he needs a babysitter. Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? In Catalunya, as in Bologna, no rain will fall on ya (those words rhyme at all? For my defective English pronunciation, they sound pretty similar to me) Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here> Felipe baby, stay cool! (Sorry, but it doesn't get better than that) Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? Yup, and he will publicly bollock BMW anyways. And it will be the right thing. Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? Who cares? Will Kovi beat Hamilton? Only at "Truth or Dare" How many cars will have KERS? None, among those that will be on the podium Which Kimi will turn up to race? None. They are all useless drunkards. Ohh...you wrote Kimi! I read Kiwi... Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? Full until Nando's first pitstop. EMpty afterwards Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted May 6, 2009 [quote name='El Silenci Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted May 6, 2009 Handy, did u write all those questions for everyone to answer, or was it purely rhetorical Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted May 6, 2009 Pretty much rhetorical, really...but if it gets fingers a-tapping in the lead up to the race, then all good, aye? Though I did leave out a few questions...like: Which bum cheek will Jens burn this weekend? Or will he just *ahem* turn the other cheek? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2009 I'm going to say Button won't win this weekend. Reliability and all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2009 I'm going to say Button won't win this weekend. Reliability and all that. Reliability? Really? He's made the podium four times out of four. He'll win if he gets pole and the rain doesn't come, IMO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2009 Reliability? Really? He's made the podium four times out of four. He'll win if he gets pole and the rain doesn't come, IMO You think I don't know that? You're talking to a Button fan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Rumble Strip 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2009 A breakdown will happen sooner rather then later. The speed with which their team was put on the grid may hurt them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted May 6, 2009 I'm going to say Button won't win this weekend. Reliability and all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 You think I don't know that? You're talking to a Button fan... Of course, I know that, what do you think, I .... Don't be so defeatist Kay. No rain until the evening is the latest forecast. Just a little less fuel to make pole and we're away. If the new aero pack is pants, they'll dump it. They have the grip on this track - no worries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 Pre season I thought BGP's most likely problem would be cooling. They've survived that, and the gearbox glitches, so I see no reason to assume they'll be any less reliable than any other team. As Sean says, Button'll probably win if it's dry. 'Cos I don't think Rubens has got enough left in the tank. *predictions may be wrong as well as right. Your statutory rights are ineffective.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 Of course, I know that, what do you think, I ....Don't be so defeatist Kay. No rain until the evening is the latest forecast. Just a little less fuel to make pole and we're away. If the new aero pack is pants, they'll dump it. They have the grip on this track - no worries. Not defeatist, just have a feeling something will happen be it reliability or incident. Though it could be just Mark Webber again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 Not defeatist, just have a feeling something will happen be it reliability or incident. Though it could be just Mark Webber again. Don't say another negative word Kay or I will cry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 Rain update. Showers may be around on race day. Hey ho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riseofstars 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 its bad if it rains...even if it rains, hope i wont be like Malaysia... half points suck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayrton Senna 1 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 Catalunya Circuit This track needs rain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B.P. 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 Yes, rain , pour down, flood even ............................. go Red Bull!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 Mclarens struggling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 Bmws doing well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TF109ftw 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 saw a live feed of practice.. bit blurry but i think toyota have the redbull shark fin thats connected to the rear wing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 Don't say another negative word Kay or I will cry! I don't have F1 dreams... my first in a year last night was of Button being too drunk to drive. The only connection I can think is that he must be on the podium. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 Poor Buemi - rear brakes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 Toyota maiden win! -I continue to say the same thing every race till thel win; are we talking about Spain 2022?- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites