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Well, here we go again....the next race of the season is almost upon us...the teams have left the factories and are enroute to the race track...the drivers are downing their last marguerita's at some swanky Monaco bar, eyeing up some tart with a boob job and over botoxed lips....which leaves us mere mortal fans with the following perplexing questions...

Can Jens make it 4 from 5?

Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race?

Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows?

Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd?

Will Lewis need bodyguards this year?

Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains?

Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here>

Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't?

Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3?

Will Kovi beat Hamilton?

How many cars will have KERS?

Which Kimi will turn up to race?

Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty?

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Well, here we go again....the next race of the season is almost upon us...the teams have left the factories and are enroute to the race track...the drivers are downing their last marguerita's at some swanky Monaco bar, eyeing up some tart with a boob job and over botoxed lips....which leaves us mere mortal fans with the following perplexing questions...

Can Jens make it 4 from 5?

Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race?

Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows?

Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd?

Will Lewis need bodyguards this year?

Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains?

Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here>

Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't?

Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3?

Will Kovi beat Hamilton?

How many cars will have KERS?

Which Kimi will turn up to race?

Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty?

haha very funny, you're in your element lately Mr Handy :lol:

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Well, here we go again....the next race of the season is almost upon us...the teams have left the factories and are enroute to the race track...the drivers are downing their last marguerita's at some swanky Monaco bar, eyeing up some tart with a boob job and over botoxed lips....which leaves us mere mortal fans with the following perplexing questions...

Can Jens make it 4 from 5?

If the aero package is good - yes

Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race?

It should be

Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows?

Q3 will be interesting, certainly

Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd?

He'll certainly try

Will Lewis need bodyguards this year?

Only if he continue to drive like a kart racer!

Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains?

There could be a shower or two, I hear

Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<win it or die, morher****er!>

Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't?

Maybe and yes

Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3?

Yes and No

Will Kovi beat Hamilton?

Not allowed, is it?

How many cars will have KERS?

3 - Mcbenz, Ferrari and Force India

Which Kimi will turn up to race?

The one with a glass in his hand!

Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty?

Mostly taken up with cardboard cut-outs of Bernie and Max

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Well, here we go again....the next race of the season is almost upon us...the teams have left the factories and are enroute to the race track...the drivers are downing their last marguerita's at some swanky Monaco bar, eyeing up some tart with a boob job and over botoxed lips....which leaves us mere mortal fans with the following perplexing questions...

Can Jens make it 4 from 5?

If the aero package is good - yes

Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race?

It should be

Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows?

Q3 will be interesting, certainly

Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd?

He'll certainly try

Will Lewis need bodyguards this year?

Only if he continue to drive like a kart racer!

Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains?

There could be a shower or two, I hear

Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<win it or die, mother****er!>

Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't?

Maybe and yes

Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3?

Yes and No

Will Kovi beat Hamilton?

Not allowed, is it?

How many cars will have KERS?

3 - Mcbenz, Ferrari and Force India

Which Kimi will turn up to race?

The one with a glass in his hand!

Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty?

Mostly taken up with cardboard cut-outs of Bernie and Max

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Can Jens make it 4 from 5? - 4th place from 5th? ... sure

Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? - Yes

Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? - RBR will stay strong

Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? - Alonso will start last

Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? - Yes and a boyfriend :D

Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? - MOONSTORMS!!!

Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........COME TO ME PUPPY

Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? - Yiff & Yiff

Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? - Yiff & No

Will Kovi beat Hamilton? - Yes

How many cars will have KERS? - 24.5

Which Kimi will turn up to race? - Yes, with a Dutchman

Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? - Half Full

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Just realised I posted something twice. I'm going to lie down.

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Sorry guys. 60% chance of rain on Saturday and Sunday midday according to my sources. Hmm. Pole looks like it will be crucial.

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Not everything old has hair.

I am a living example of this.

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Can Jens make it 4 from 5?

Likely.

Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race?

Hopefully.

Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows?

Would be nice to see, a bit late if they wanna win a trophy though.

Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd?

Yes.

Will Lewis need bodyguards this year?

Depends on what the Spanish press have said, oi AleHop!!!

Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains?

It'll be sunny.

Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here>

You will win the WDC.

Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't?

No unless BMW have made huge improvements. Yes.

Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3?

Yes. No.

Will Kovi beat Hamilton?

No.

How many cars will have KERS?

All except BGP & RBR.

Which Kimi will turn up to race?

Ice-pop man.

Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty?

Full, of AleHop's, Shane's & Andres'.

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Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty?

Full, of AleHop's, Shane's & Andres'.

oooo...scary!

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Just reading no KERS and no double diffuser for BMW at Spain. (at F1 Live dot commmmmmmmmmm)

Kubica to start 17th? Heidi 16th?

Oh woe is them......

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Can Jens make it 4 from 5?

Yeah, probably, maybs, I don't know, I haven't filled out the answer key for PPP (my picks) yet, so...

Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race?

No. Dale Jr is here to stay at Hendrick, he has two more years in his contract despite not-so-good performance. Wait.

Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows?

Yeah, they will. McLaren will be third. Ferrari won't be close.

Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd?

Well, he drinks from the fuel pump, so there won't be much left in it...

Will Lewis need bodyguards this year?

Don't know, don't care.

Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains?

Probably 300 K or so.

Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here>

I don't have a sense of humor, I'll leave this one to the pros.

Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't?

He will on the first. If he doesn't, maybe, I don't listen to what he says much. Nothing personal. He can't be bothered to answer questions. I can't be bothered to read about it.

Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3?

No and maybe.

Will Kovi beat Hamilton?

No.

How many cars will have KERS?

How many had it last race?

Which Kimi will turn up to race?

The one that can't drive.

Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty?

Pre-Danica IndyCar style...6 people, 1 dog, 0 fans.

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My prediction: they will practise, qualify, and then race.

You're wrong already. For those of us across the Atlantic, they'll practice, qualify, and then race. And since the US is the world...

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You're wrong already. For those of us across the Atlantic, they'll practice, qualify, and then race. And since the US is the world...

I can't think of any defense, sorry defence to that - I guess that is how it will go down for the 2 viewers in the US :P

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