Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2010 So I came to work today expecting a day like all the others. Little did I know that pure joy would come in a small brown box and that I'd be giggling all day. A package arrived without a forwarding name and was sent to the art department (we've been upgrading like crazy the past week). Our art director opened the 3"x5"x12" box and (I pause right here because you have to understand she's lesbian) she turns red, sputters a bit and tells our shipping guy "This...this isn't mine, send it back!" Well, there was something in her tone that a fellow artist and I picked up on right away. Jay would have caught it too, I think. So we both eagerly go over to look inside the box. It just *had* to be something dirty. It was. A very big plastic sex toy. Anatomically correct if you're comparing it to livestock. I burst out laughing. It just doesn't get any better than a dild@ shipped to your workplace. Anyway, we send the box to the VP's office. We had all thought the package was a joke from a disgruntled employee or client but as it turns out, the...er...package...was later claimed by an employee. Oh, they joy. Every time I saw a fellow employee, I would burst into giggles. You have to know that I work in a small firm and I've known these people for 8 years. A part of me wanted to know who would be having a large amount of fun tonight, but it was more amusing to speculate. I eventually found out who and it killed a bit of fun because I wasn't surprised. I had to share this, but I'd also like to hear any notable stories from your workplace.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 So I came to work today expecting a day like all the others. Little did I know that pure joy would come in a small brown box and that I'd be giggling all day. A package arrived without a forwarding name and was sent to the art department (we've been upgrading like crazy the past week). Our art director opened the 3"x5"x12" box and (I pause right here because you have to understand she's lesbian) she turns red, sputters a bit and tells our shipping guy "This...this isn't mine, send it back!" Well, there was something in her tone that a fellow artist and I picked up on right away. Jay would have caught it too, I think. So we both eagerly go over to look inside the box. It just *had* to be something dirty. It was. A very big plastic sex toy. Anatomically correct if you're comparing it to livestock. I burst out laughing. It just doesn't get any better than a dild@ shipped to your workplace. Anyway, we send the box to the VP's office. We had all thought the package was a joke from a disgruntled employee or client but as it turns out, the...er...package...was later claimed by an employee. Oh, they joy. Every time I saw a fellow employee, I would burst into giggles. You have to know that I work in a small firm and I've known these people for 8 years. A part of me wanted to know who would be having a large amount of fun tonight, but it was more amusing to speculate. I eventually found out who and it killed a bit of fun because I wasn't surprised. I had to share this, but I'd also like to hear any notable stories from your workplace.... Priceless! So, whoever got the dildo, if they're not working very fast, what's said to them instead of, "get your finger out...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 That's brilliant. Always make sure to check the delivery address! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 The most amusing part is that the employee who ordered the...device...tried to be inconspicuous by *not* putting his name on it. That completely backfired. The moral to the story is: if you're ordering a dildo, put your name on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted August 20, 2010 The most amusing part is that the employee who ordered the...device...tried to be inconspicuous by *not* putting his name on it. That completely backfired. The moral to the story is: if you're ordering a dildo, put your name on it. ... or go out and buy it bu yourself... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 Indeed. I can't see how you can judge a dildo's worth from an online catalog...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 I'm not sure if they give trial runs at a shop though either..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 I'm not sure if they give trial runs at a shop though either..... eww! Mike, is he married or single with no girlfriend? Not what it looks like lol, I'm just thinking, what if its for his use? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted August 21, 2010 Then constipation shouldn't be a problem Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2010 Ok, an update on this. Apparently he's got a boyfriend in the company. He's retiring and his boyfriend is leaving as well. I wish the three of them much happiness and lubrication. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2010 Ha! Wasn't far off the mark then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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