maure

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Thank you guys, I'm still laughing. At the end of the day there's something in these forums that you can't find anywhere else. Some harmless humour from some of the members, pearls thrown to pigs like me... Ooops. :eekout:

Hey, you aren't a pig. Even when you've argued with me (very rarely, anyway) about Alonso, you've done it an exceedingly civilised and polite way, without resorting to personal insults.

Oh wait, you weren't talking seriously...

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Oh wait, you weren't talking seriously...

I was, maybe the meaning is different in English.

BTW, you're a piggy. :unsure:

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Oink you glad that I'm a piggy?

Oinnkh. Sorry, I don't speak your dialect. Oinnkh.

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You may want to check out Deliverance and the squeal like a pig scene before you continue with your discussion :whistling::lol:

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Oinnkh. Sorry, I don't speak your dialect. Oinnkh.

You may want to check out Deliverance and the squeal like a pig scene before you continue with your discussion :whistling::lol:

Sigh, there always are people who want to ham.

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Sigh, there always are people who want to ham.

Yes, but it brings a whole new meaning to the saying 'ham-fisted' :whistling:

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You may want to check out Deliverance and the squeal like a pig scene before you continue with your discussion :whistling::lol:

Oinnkh. That's some sort of porn for pigs, isn't it? Oinnkh.

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Yes, but it brings a whole new meaning to the saying 'ham-fisted' :whistling:

Ham-fisted....fisting....pleasuring the prostate... Hey did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? All my orgasms in my 31 years are yet to total that much. Whoa, that's less than a minute per year.

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Ham-fisted....fisting....pleasuring the prostate... Hey did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? All my orgasms in my 31 years are yet to total that much. Whoa, that's less than a minute per year.

You know, suprisingly I didn't, however it is something that will be used at the most opportune times. However, I am not sure the wife will appreciate me saying that 'Jay's 31 years of orgasms are yet to total 30mins' during sex, but I am hardly going to discuss it during the football, am I? I mean, there is a time and a place.

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You know, suprisingly I didn't, however it is something that will be used at the most opportune times. However, I am not sure the wife will appreciate me saying that 'Jay's 31 years of orgasms are yet to total 30mins' during sex, but I am hardly going to discuss it during the football, am I? I mean, there is a time and a place.

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I just found Maure's mugshot on the FBI's 10 most wanted list

its-a-conspiracy.jpg

Edited by Delta

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@Cav: As pointed out before, you never complained about "your" club. And you know I was a fan of your club as well.

Do you think it is mere coincidence that the only regular posters left are the ones who get along with him, pine for him in his absence, worship his blog, hide behind him while he hurls insults because he happens to like their favourite driver or because he reflects their misguided views on climate science or politics or something? The forum is littered with examples of people who tried to have a discussion or argument with him and ended up either losing their cool or just leaving. The only ones left are the ones who vociferously support him when they agree with him, or kind of cower around when they disagree with him or his conduct.

(you both do realize how similar your styles are, don't you?)

No I don't. I am not going to waste my time trying to prove you wrong. do a search for his posts, and read his posts and his only for 15-20 minutes, and do the same for mine, you might get my point.

It's just a shame this place isn't as interesting as it has been and could be, and one person takes a large share of the blame.

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I think we should get rid of maure because he gets all the attention. People worships and adore him and nobody cares a sh¡t about me. I think I'm gonna cry.

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thought you were doing that since last sunday... :P

Below the belt!

Who were you rooting for, by the way? xD

Edit: Stupid me, of course it's Hammy! XD

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thought you were doing that since last sunday... :P

I think you mistake me for Vettel. :)

Who were you rooting for, by the way? xD

Edit: Stupid me, of course it's Hammy! XD

Below the belt!!! ;)

Edit: grammar

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Seeing as Cavallino dislikes Alonso, I can see why you would come into conflict with him, but he is far more sane than maure

How do you know? You claim to have just gotten here...

Because you where insinuating that only white people can be bigoted.

You made that up. In fact, and for example, you were the one that brought up the word "white".

Nope. If I see someone being bigoted, I will criticise them regardless of their ethnic origin.

Lead by example and criticize yourself... you know, on account of what, you claim, the "English" have to do with the "Germans"...

Oh, there is plenty of proof, in your posts.

So you have decided proof is needed. Amuse us and bring it up.

Neither, but thanks for confirming your stupidity.

Insults.

How original.

Next you be trying to cash in the alleged suffering of your ancestors in exchange for some pity...

Some of us can be, yes. Like I said though anyone can be bigoted.

Like, for instance, the ones that explain so word by word, namely, you.

You should change your handle to "Manure" it would provide a better reflection on the quality of your posts

Guess who has tried that kind of infantile word play before you...

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I just found Maure's mugshot on the FBI's 10 most wanted list

its-a-conspiracy.jpg

More insults...

Not a soul stopping you...

The goons cheering you on...

That's the forums.

No wonder you end up crying your eyes out.

No wonder I laugh.

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I think you mistake me for Vettel. :)

Good one :D

Below the belt!!! ;)

Sorry, I was asking Abbas, but I guess it was confusing.

Or maybe I am the one confused, lol

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Sorry, I was asking Abbas, but I guess it was confusing.

Or maybe I am the one confused, lol

I know. That's why it was below the belt. :D

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Do you think it is mere coincidence that the only regular posters left are the ones who get along with him, pine for him in his absence, worship his blog, hide behind him while he hurls insults because he happens to like their favourite driver or because he reflects their misguided views on climate science or politics or something? The forum is littered with examples of people who tried to have a discussion or argument with him and ended up either losing their cool or just leaving. The only ones left are the ones who vociferously support him when they agree with him, or kind of cower around when they disagree with him or his conduct.

No I don't. I am not going to waste my time trying to prove you wrong. do a search for his posts, and read his posts and his only for 15-20 minutes, and do the same for mine, you might get my point.

It's just a shame this place isn't as interesting as it has been and could be, and one person takes a large share of the blame.

Poor cavallino, he so loves to be the center of attention.

Well, that's what happens when you have no other standards than hate, buddy, when you call lynching "discussion or argument". EDIT: To be fair, hate is less of a thing with you (although you love to jump in on a lynching), contradiction man, you just desperately want to make yourself believe you are better than everyone and that we are all beneath you...

But it is amusing to see that you are still itching about what you call your "misguided views on climate science or politics or something". There is the thread for anyone that cares to look into it.

It is one of the most amusing things about you lot of goons. Do you not realize that the posts are _public_ and anyone can check what you posted in the past? How difficult do you think it is for anyone to click above and see what crybaby was posting before he claimed to be full of indignation? You guys are a riot.

Hilarious.

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I think we should get rid of maure because he gets all the attention. People worships and adore him and nobody cares a sh¡t about me. I think I'm gonna cry.

I do feel the love, you know.

The angry ghouls insults are hugs in disguise...

...or are they hugs that disguise insults?

Nope. They are simply undisguised insults.

For anyone that cares, the goons keep posting them... oh heck, I don't care myself beyond the laugh.

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