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All I Want For Christmas Is....

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Dear Santa,

Can I please have a new Arai helmet and then get it airbrushed too...if that's not too much to ask of you, my jolly red suited pal.

Also, can I have a hot brunette...

Cheers.

PS Failing all that, just a kiss and a cuddle from my lil daughter will do just fine :D

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Post your Santa letter below. I am told he will read and respond to all :D (so long as you've been good, of course)

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Ho Ho Ho Ho

On my list

I checked it twice

And here I find

Handy's been nice

A helmet you wish

And a hot brunette too

But a kiss from your daughter

And a cuddle will do

I've talked it over

With Dear Mrs Claus

And together we've sorted

A gift that's all yours

So open it nicely

On your sunny Christmas morn

And on your head

Your gift can be worn

But don't stop there

Open the next present too

In black see through lace

She'll be cuddling you

And up the path

Along she will skip

Your lil daughter

All smiles and chip

She'll rush up to you

Plant a kiss on your cheek

Tell you she loves you

So you'll smile all week

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas

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Ho Ho Ho Ho

..........etc

Shucks. That was really luverly.

So, St Nick, will you reveal your identity? A clue for us in this festive season? 'Identity' is partially made of 'tity'? So you have them? You like them? Both? Neither? :blink:

Handy said:

Post your Santa letter below. I am told he will read and respond to all (so long as you've been good, of course)

Dear Santa,

Last time I saw you, you were wrapping prezzies with my Mum and playing with my train set (please note, the order of events is correct...). You drank the whiskey I left out for you, but threw the carrots in the bin - so what did poor 'ol Prancer, Dancer, Spanker, Wan...... the rest of those poor animals eat? You sod. You ruined the beautiful belief of an innocent 23yr old.

So, you have one last chance. I would like an extension on my credit card, times is 'ard.

Ta.

PS: Please, when you come down the chimney (rude double entendre?) can you get that dead pigeon out? The living room stinks.

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Ho Ho Ho Ho

On my list

I checked it twice

And here I find

Handy's been nice

A helmet you wish

And a hot brunette too

But a kiss from your daughter

And a cuddle will do

I've talked it over

With Dear Mrs Claus

And together we've sorted

A gift that's all yours

So open it nicely

On your sunny Christmas morn

And on your head

Your gift can be worn

But don't stop there

Open the next present too

In black see through lace

She'll be cuddling you

And up the path

Along she will skip

Your lil daughter

All smiles and chip

She'll rush up to you

Plant a kiss on your cheek

Tell you she loves you

So you'll smile all week

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas

haha good one

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Shucks. That was really luverly.

So, St Nick, will you reveal your identity? A clue for us in this festive season? 'Identity' is partially made of 'tity'? So you have them? You like them? Both? Neither? :blink:

Dear Santa,

Last time I saw you, you were wrapping prezzies with my Mum and playing with my train set (please note, the order of events is correct...). You drank the whiskey I left out for you, but threw the carrots in the bin - so what did poor 'ol Prancer, Dancer, Spanker, Wan...... the rest of those poor animals eat? You sod. You ruined the beautiful belief of an innocent 23yr old.

So, you have one last chance. I would like an extension on my credit card, times is 'ard.

Ta.

PS: Please, when you come down the chimney (rude double entendre?) can you get that dead pigeon out? The living room stinks.

:lol:

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All I want for xmas is in the "Most beautiful Grils" threat!

Ho Ho Ho, Argento my boy,

A calendar for you,

Filled with naughty girls,

In a pair of lace knickers, or two,

But please don't forget,

Not all girls are like that,

So again, please beware,

They're just photos in matte.

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas

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Shucks. That was really luverly.

So, St Nick, will you reveal your identity? A clue for us in this festive season? 'Identity' is partially made of 'tity'? So you have them? You like them? Both? Neither? :blink:

Dear Santa,

Last time I saw you, you were wrapping prezzies with my Mum and playing with my train set (please note, the order of events is correct...). You drank the whiskey I left out for you, but threw the carrots in the bin - so what did poor 'ol Prancer, Dancer, Spanker, Wan...... the rest of those poor animals eat? You sod. You ruined the beautiful belief of an innocent 23yr old.

So, you have one last chance. I would like an extension on my credit card, times is 'ard.

Ta.

PS: Please, when you come down the chimney (rude double entendre?) can you get that dead pigeon out? The living room stinks.

Ho Ho Ho,

Little Meds as you're known,

I may have drunk the whiskey,

Carrots and reindeer,

A poor mix it's been shown,

A credit card loan,

Of stirling pounds and some such,

At a bank can be organised,

But by Santa, not so much,

So a little toy soldier,

Made of wood and lead paint,

This I'm sure you've been craving,

Infact it's quite quaint

So a Ho Ho Ho,

My Little Med boy,

Enjoy your snowy morn,

And enjoy your new toy.

Ho Ho Ho and a Ho Ho Ho

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Ho Ho Ho,

Little Meds as you're known,

I may have drunk the whiskey,

Carrots and reindeer,

A poor mix it's been shown,

A credit card loan,

Of stirling pounds and some such,

At a bank can be organised,

But by Santa, not so much,

So a little toy soldier,

Made of wood and lead paint,

This I'm sure you've been craving,

Infact it's quite quaint

So a Ho Ho Ho,

My Little Med boy,

Enjoy your snowy morn,

And enjoy your new toy.

Ho Ho Ho and a Ho Ho Ho

You drank the Whisky AND the carrots, AND the reindeer? You put them in the blender didn't you?

And my toy Kermit?

You beast.

Mum told me it was guacamole, now the truth is uncovered, you flesh eating zombie monster Santa. I bet you're nicer to that soft leftie zombie supporter Andres :P

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All I want for xmas is in the "Most beautiful Grils" threat!

My daughter just wrote this word in her homework the same way you did, I'll show this post to her as soon as she gets back from school :P

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My dear Saint Nick

for this Xmas I want

a fifties' style wig

and a forum with less rant

Two sport cars, a new house,

a huge pile of money,

the most beautiful lady,

with lips filled with honey.

A castle, and slaves,

a huge army of undeads

my own private fighter

and two dragons, blue and red.

A score of nuke weapons

And supreme rulership

over all men and women

controlled with some chip.

That's all that I want

I hope it's not too much

otherwise, I'll settle

for an I Pod Touch

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My dear Saint Nick

for this Xmas I want

a fifties' style wig

and a forum with less rant

Two sport cars, a new house,

a huge pile of money,

the most beautiful lady,

with lips filled with honey.

A castle, and slaves,

a huge army of undeads

my own private fighter

and two dragons, blue and red.

A score of nuke weapons

And supreme rulership

over all men and women

controlled with some chip.

That's all that I want

I hope it's not too much

otherwise, I'll settle

for an I Pod Touch

Kapitalist Kommie Komrade

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I want a new moderator for Christmas. Hopefully one that overmoderates particularly the most moderate ones. For instance, I will support any moderator that moderates himself (or herself) first by severe self-warning and ultimately self-banning.

I also want to vote on whether or not it is ok to ask for "all I want for Christmas". In view of the crisis, I think it's most appropriate to ask "I only want for Christmas".

Furthermore, those non-Christians around here should not be discriminated against. I propose a moderator that bans religious specific request threads.

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I know I will never get my wish but all I want is to go back in time to when my brother and my Dad were still alive. Good times.

Failing that, just make sure they're ok, and tell them I love and miss them very much.

Can you also please get me that military style coat from Monsoon and a bottle of Miss Dior and that drift subaru rc car from Modelzone. Thanks.

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You drank the Whisky AND the carrots, AND the reindeer? You put them in the blender didn't you?

And my toy Kermit?

You beast.

Mum told me it was guacamole, now the truth is uncovered, you flesh eating zombie monster Santa. I bet you're nicer to that soft leftie zombie supporter Andres :P

My dear boy,

Your comments have made this jolly red man, not so jolly. Rudolph has volunteered to sh1t in your living room, and stamp it into the carpets just for good measure. I am undecided if I should let him or not...

Sincerely,

Santa Claus

PS I never touched Kermit...I think you need to take that up with the Easter Bunny. Hates the hopping competition, I hear...

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My dear Saint Nick

for this Xmas I want

a fifties' style wig

and a forum with less rant

Two sport cars, a new house,

a huge pile of money,

the most beautiful lady,

with lips filled with honey.

A castle, and slaves,

a huge army of undeads

my own private fighter

and two dragons, blue and red.

A score of nuke weapons

And supreme rulership

over all men and women

controlled with some chip.

That's all that I want

I hope it's not too much

otherwise, I'll settle

for an I Pod Touch

Dear Quiet One, ironically with a lot to say....

After full consideration of your wish list, Mrs Claus and I must inform you that your application for the above articles has been declined.

Should you require further assistance, please contact our helpdesk at 1-800-HO HO HO.

With regards to the I Pod Touch, we wondered if you would like one in pink?

Kind regards,

Your local jolly Santa.

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I want a new moderator for Christmas. Hopefully one that overmoderates particularly the most moderate ones. For instance, I will support any moderator that moderates himself (or herself) first by severe self-warning and ultimately self-banning.

I also want to vote on whether or not it is ok to ask for "all I want for Christmas". In view of the crisis, I think it's most appropriate to ask "I only want for Christmas".

Furthermore, those non-Christians around here should not be discriminated against. I propose a moderator that bans religious specific request threads.

Dear Sir,

For sucking the fun out of Christmas, a lump of coal for you.

Regards,

Saint Nick

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Because of your false teeth? :snigger::harhar:

My teeth are not false. And would you believe that after years of a candy-cane diet, not a filling, not one!

Regards,

The Ho-Ho-Ho-Meister

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I know I will never get my wish but all I want is to go back in time to when my brother and my Dad were still alive. Good times.

Failing that, just make sure they're ok, and tell them I love and miss them very much.

Can you also please get me that military style coat from Monsoon and a bottle of Miss Dior and that drift subaru rc car from Modelzone. Thanks.

Dear Kopite Girl,

For being such a wonderful person all year, and overcoming much peril, a drift Subaru RC car is the least I can do.

I'll even pop in your stocking a bottle of Miss Dior, even though it makes me sneeze and reddens my cheeks more so.

Enjoy your family, over the festive season; light a candle for absent friends, and set a place at the table.

Enjoy your New Years, and wrap warm.

Merry Christmas my dear,

The jolly old guy,

Santa Claus

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Dear Sir,

For sucking the fun out of Christmas, a lump of coal for you.

Regards,

Saint Nick

Climate warming, _anyone_!!!

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I wish I'd never clicked here. You signature scares me the more I look at it.....

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