pabloh20 1 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 First off, bollocks to anyone who mention political correctness Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, while I have a chance. It's my Mum's Birthday today so I suspect the rest of the day is going to be a bit manic!! I hope Santa gets you eveything that you want. Yes, even you baldy, even though you should get coal as you have been that bad this year. Eat, drink and be merry. Enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Cheers Paul. Cheers TF1ers. I'm off to start me shopping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferrarigo 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Merry Christmas Everyone, and a Happy New Year Btw, Paul, You mean this year Baldy has been good enough to get the Coal!!! Man have i been out long.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Merry Christmas Everyone, and a Happy New Year Btw, Paul, You mean this year Baldy has been good enough to get the Coal!!! Man have i been out long.... Good point, well made!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AleHop 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Fernando Alonso and AleHop wish you all a very merry Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Hope you all have a gd'en! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaky2 1 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Merry Christmas to everyone ^^ And enjoy the birthday party Paul My grandma's birthday is tomorrow I've always wondered if it's better to celebrate 2 things at the same time, after all she's no longer young enough for presents on Christmas so this way she can pretend Santa keeps visiting her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Merry Christmas everyone! Have a great one and spare a thought to think about the the birth of our great Lord, Jesus Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHS 1 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Merry Christmas and a happy Boxing Day New Year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Whatever you are, if you are christian or not, christmas is about family and friends. So whether you're starting a family, visiting relatives, with friends, or living with parents and/or siblings, be grateful for what you have. For loved ones we've lost, remember them, raise a glass and smile. I'll be raising my coke glass for my Dad and my brother. Its not all about the presents. Happy Christmas and have a brilliant one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 To all at totalf1, Have a happy xmas & yeah!!!!!!!!! It's Xmas baby!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted December 24, 2010 Oh yeah, sh!t, it's christmas. Enjoy yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 HE'S BEEN!!!! All the best, and a very Merry Christmas to you all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 Whoever your God may be, celestial or terrestial, [for me it's Keith Richards] love your children, your wives, husbands, squeezes and hunks just that little bit more for these few hours where the World takes a breather. My very best wishes to you all - yes, even Maure! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 First off, bollocks to anyone who mention political correctness I hope Santa gets you eveything that you want. Eat, drink and be merry. Enjoy. Agree with the fat fuck. I mean Paul, not Santa. *Hangs mistletoe over head, sits sadly, making puppy eyes at nubile females walking by.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 Girl advice for Jay. Puppy eyes are cute, but a cheeky wink grabs our attention. Say hi to us, we like confidence. If you're shy, then we love a dude playing with his dog. As long as its not vicious then throw the ball in our vicinity. 95 percent of women will always pet the dog, giving you time to come over, make eye contact, smile, let her talk, give her the dogs name. Then say 'and I'm Jay'. Even if she doesn't fancy you, you'll get her name. Guaranteed. Practice makes perfect. Failing the above, log on to www.thaibrides.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Port-A-Loo 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 I've had a good "holiday season," though I don't celebrate any holidays. Got into every uni I applied to, got my driver's license, and got the greatest gift of all: the irony of Windows Live Hotmail putting an email from Bing (Windows Search) in the Junk folder. Oh, and Jay...try "how much does a polar bear weigh?" Works 100% of the time .01% of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 Girl advice for Jay. Puppy eyes are cute, but a cheeky wink grabs our attention. Say hi to us, we like confidence. If you're shy, then we love a dude playing with his dong. As long as its not vicious then throw the ball in our vicinity. 95 percent of women will always pet the dong, giving you time to come over, make eye contact, smile, let her talk, give her the dong's name. Then say 'and I'm Jay'. Even if she doesn't fancy you, you'll get her name. Guaranteed. Practice makes perfect. Failing the above, log on to www.thaibrides.com Musht...not...read...poshts...when...shozzled...to...the...gillshh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 I've had a good "holiday season," though I don't celebrate any holidays. Got into every uni I applied to, got my driver's license, and got the greatest gift of all: the irony of Windows Live Hotmail putting an email from Bing (Windows Search) in the Junk folder. Oh, and Jay...try "how much does a polar bear weigh?" Works 100% of the time .01% of the time. Me to female: "Do I like you? Well, does a bear shit in the woods?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 psssshhhh! Don´t shout! .... sorry... too much champagne....oh my head.... MERRY XMS to you all -ill fanatic F1 followers!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 Musht...not...read...poshts...when...shozzled...to...the...gillshh. 'hi, do you like my dong? He's called d#ck, and he has two friends too. He's usually a big softie but he stands to attention when you stroke him. Thing is when you've stroked him enough, he tends to spit and drool, would you like to hold my d#ck and stroke him?' I can actually visualise you saying that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 'hi, do you like my dong? He's called d#ck, and he has two friends too. He's usually a big softie but he stands to attention when you stroke him. Thing is when you've stroked him enough, he tends to spit and drool, would you like to hold my d#ck and stroke him?' I can actually visualise you saying that! Visualise me just saying that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Port-A-Loo 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2010 Me to female: "Do I like you? Well, does a bear shit in the woods?" Good thing bears do s*** in the woods, and not on Port-A-Loos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted December 26, 2010 Good thing bears do s*** in the woods, and not on Port-A-Loos. Found on the interwebs: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AleHop 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2010 Found on the interwebs: They're going to sh*t in a fridge? Huh... I never tried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
