freaky2 1 Report post Posted April 27, 2011 Sorry Steph, is my other nose also in someone else's posession? The b#####d xDD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2011 Sorry Steph, is my other nose also in someone else's posession? The b#####d xDD ROFL gold! That made me spit my strawberry milkshake all over my westwood jeans but it was well worth it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Paul and I as the scousers of the forum are very upset you keep on accusing us of stealing hubcaps. ITS ALLOYS, OLD MAN. Hubcaps may have been around when you were a young man back in the 1820's but get with it! Ah, but the thing is, most scousers are too thick poor challenged to own a modern car, so you all drive around in old Ford Capris and Austin Allegros.... I heard someone from Manchester went into Liverpool and said "my car's got alloys" and half the population went off to look up what sort of car a Gotalloys was and the rest tried to prise his alloys off with a crowbar, thinking it was a new type of hubcap We might prefer sheep. We're not ashamed of being common people. Its you woolybacks we have to watch out for. We might take the most common farm animal, but we would never ever think of cows. I always knew! Glad you admitted it Paul mentioned to me once that he likes to take sheep up onto the edge of cliffs. Apparently they push back harder I mean we know you like a bit of beef but that's ridiculous. Its all them udders isn't it? They're meant to be milked, big fella. Nah, anything that needs a step-ladder is just not practical.... That Steve would go with anything though. I think its a personality defect. Yeah, I know; I heard he even fancied you Now. I have to get back to my brazilian wax. My sheep's a bit hairy. More detail than I needed..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Ah, but the thing is, most scousers are too thick poor challenged to own a modern car, so you all drive around in old Ford Capris and Austin Allegros.... I heard someone from Manchester went into Liverpool and said "my car's got alloys" and half the population went off to look up what sort of car a Gotalloys was and the rest tried to prise his alloys off with a crowbar, thinking it was a new type of hubcap Excellent I bet you were a Capris owner, something about the overly long bonnet to make up for certain deficiencies Anyway, posting at before 8am, I bet you thought when you got to retirement agae you would be able to get up at your leisure, plod about, etc. Little did you realise that your waterworks and senior moments would dictate that this the only time you could actually type down anything coherent. Paul mentioned to me once that he likes to take sheep up onto the edge of cliffs. Apparently they push back harder Hey that was said in confidence.........and there was nothing mentioned about edge and I am sure you have the wrong interpretation of Cliff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Ah, but the thing is, most scousers are too thick poor challenged to own a modern car, so you all drive around in old Ford Capris and Austin Allegros.... I heard someone from Manchester went into Liverpool and said "my car's got alloys" and half the population went off to look up what sort of car a Gotalloys was and the rest tried to prise his alloys off with a crowbar, thinking it was a new type of hubcap I always knew! Glad you admitted it Paul mentioned to me once that he likes to take sheep up onto the edge of cliffs. Apparently they push back harder Nah, anything that needs a step-ladder is just not practical.... Yeah, I know; I heard he even fancied you More detail than I needed..... Denial. Don't worry. It feels better when you come clean. I can let you use my bathroom if you want if the outhouse you have is still too cold in summer. You cant keep on denying yourself. Look. Even I fancy myself, leave Steve out of it! My own reflection stops and winks at me. I'm so hot, my shadow wants to bed me! And it was you, dearest old buddy who said, and I quote "resident forum hottie" on this very forum to me, about me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Look. Even I fancy myself, leave Steve out of it! My own reflection stops and winks at me. I'm so hot, my shadow wants to bed me! Well, someone's got to fancy you... so you may as well fancy yourself And it was you, dearest old buddy who said, and I quote "resident forum hottie" on this very forum to me, about me. No that was a typo, should have said: resident forum fattie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 Well, someone's got to fancy you... so you may as well fancy yourself No that was a typo, should have said: resident forum fattie beats being resident forum fattie pube mourning cucumber farting old transvestite. That's you that is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 It's like Bruce Forsythe and Tess Daly, but even more annoying. Set up your own geriatric/fattie abuse thread and stop making a mockery of this one. We should be celebrating the day of the best person to ever grace an internet forum, not play out a scene from Steptoe and son. And before you ask, Steph, yes, you are the unshaven, small, smelly one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 It's like Bruce Forsythe and Tess Daly, but even more annoying. Set up your own geriatric/fattie abuse thread and stop making a mockery of this one. Miseryguts, can tell you are another year older lol Sigh, I *am* getting old. I had to look up who Tess Daly was..... We should be celebrating the day of the best person to ever grace an internet forum, Its three weeks til my birthday... not play out a scene from Steptoe and son. And before you ask, Steph, yes, you are the unshaven, small, smelly one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2011 It's like Bruce Forsythe and Tess Daly, but even more annoying. Set up your own geriatric/fattie abuse thread and stop making a mockery of this one. We should be celebrating the day of the best person to ever grace an internet forum, not play out a scene from Steptoe and son. And before you ask, Steph, yes, you are the unshaven, small, smelly one. You suck. Because you wear false teeth. And I'm too young to know who Steptoe and Son are. So shove that on your weight thingy's at the women's gym you joined because you lost your man card listening to Elton John. :P And the best person to grace an internet forum? Grace? You? You couldn't grace your own arse! Yeah that's right. Bring it on, Steveebaby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
