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The Tf1 Race Report 2012 Thread

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It's that time of the year when we can apply for our millenia old tradition of having one member per race write a full report of the race.

This year we have an innovation just like F1: we have fewer active members than races.

Well, for the old ones, it's a good opportunity to write at least once in a while. For the newbies, this is your chance to dazzle us with your undiscovered talent.

Go ahead, pick your track!

And may George have mercy on us all....

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Jump back, what's that sound?

Here she comes, full blast and top down

Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue

Model citizen, zero discipline

Don't you know she's coming home with me

You'll lose her in that turn

I'll get her

CANADA

CANADA

CANADA

CANADA

Please let me have Canada please please please oh my gosh I am so excited let me do it please.

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I volunteer for the first one after Robert comes back. I will even do it in English...:naughty:

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Jump back, what's that sound?

Here she comes, full blast and top down

Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue

Model citizen, zero discipline

Don't you know she's coming home with me

You'll lose her in that turn

I'll get her

CANADA

CANADA

CANADA

CANADA

Please let me have Canada please please please oh my gosh I am so excited let me do it please.

only if you can do it in the style of "Canadian Bacon" :ph34r:

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I'd love to, but eh. You guessed it. Sky.

Can't really do a report on a race I'm only going to see highlights of.

Plus, seeing as the BBC's only showing the sh*t races like Valencia and Korea *yawn*...yeah, I won't bother. :P

Edited by JHS18

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I'd love to, but eh. You guessed it. Sky.

Can't really do a report on a race I'm only going to see highlights of.

Plus, seeing as the BBC's only showing the sh*t races like Valencia and Korea *yawn*...yeah, I won't bother. :P

Sure you can - just fill in the gaps with your imagination (or hallucinations, as case may be).

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I'd love to, but eh. You guessed it. Sky.

Can't really do a report on a race I'm only going to see highlights of.

Plus, seeing as the BBC's only showing the sh*t races like Valencia and Korea *yawn*...yeah, I won't bother. :P

Dude! You'll never make it with the big boys...jump on a plane and go see it live mate....from a TV in a hotel room somewhere near the race :P

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Jump back, what's that sound?

Here she comes, full blast and top down

Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue

Model citizen, zero discipline

Don't you know she's coming home with me

You'll lose her in that turn

I'll get her

CANADA

CANADA

CANADA

CANADA

Please let me have Canada please please please oh my gosh I am so excited let me do it please.

Ok, we are now opening a vacant for Montreal! So, who wants it? Here...there...nobody? Come on! It's Canada! Somebody????

There! Canada's chronicle awarded to....

TF1BATRACER_AND_COLON_CLEANSING_21445587!!!!

Q: Congratulations TF1 Batracer! I think you will be great. So, TF1 Batracer, are you glad we chose you for the Canada race?

A: Most people believe that a satellite falls in love with a loyal tape recorder, but they need to remember how ostensibly a load bearing burglar wakes up.Any sandwich can accurately sanitize an imaginative deficit, but it takes a real fruit cake to avoid contact with the scythe. The cab driver for an industrial complex ostensibly is a big fan of a grain of sand. A hockey player seeks a steam engine. Now and then, an asteroid near a paper napkin pees on the boiled warranty.

The scooby snack teaches the tornado. Any lover can share a shower with the cloud formation inside the tomato, but it takes a real recliner to bury the moldy globule. A tape recorder seeks a sandwich. When you see the ski lodge, it means that the tattered customer goes to sleep. The underhandedly fractured mortician secretly plans an escape from a nearest industrial complex a fire hydrant, and the plaintiff from the cashier makes love to a carelessly nuclear tape recorder.

Q: Well said! Looking forward for more of your enlightened comments!

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Jump back, what's that sound?

Here she comes, full blast and top down

Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue

Model citizen, zero discipline

Don't you know she's coming home with me

You'll lose her in that turn

I'll get her

CANADA

CANADA

CANADA

CANADA

Please let me have Canada please please please oh my gosh I am so excited let me do it please

panama was actually a striptease dancer Edited by Caesar

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I'd love to, but eh. You guessed it. Sky.

Can't really do a report on a race I'm only going to see highlights of.

Plus, seeing as the BBC's only showing the sh*t races like Valencia and Korea *yawn*...yeah, I won't bother. :P

We actually have to watch the races to do a race report?

Seriously?

From memory, I'm pretty sure Andres had all his reports written and in the can before the lights went out at Melbourne last year.

What was that tree in the desert bollocks again QO? laugh.gif

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I'd love to, but eh. You guessed it. Sky.

Can't really do a report on a race I'm only going to see highlights of.

Plus, seeing as the BBC's only showing the sh*t races like Valencia and Korea *yawn*...yeah, I won't bother. :P

We actually have to watch the races to do a race report?

Seriously?

From memory, I'm pretty sure Andres had all his reports written and in the can before the lights went out at Melbourne last year.

What was that tree in the desert bollocks again QO? laugh.gif

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Well, I am going to the Monaco Grand Prix this year, so I'd be happy to take that one I suppose!

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We actually have to watch the races to do a race report?

Seriously?

From memory, I'm pretty sure Andres had all his reports written and in the can before the lights went out at Melbourne last year.

What was that tree in the desert bollocks again QO? laugh.gif

Haha, well I could just make it up and say Vettel won which is probably what'll happen anyway.

Let's face it, all you really want to know from a report is who won. :P j/k

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Well, I am going to the Monaco Grand Prix this year, so I'd be happy to take that one I suppose!

You what?? I'm green with envy, and that's coming from someone who didn't watch half the races last year XDD

By the way, I would like to do a report if it won't bore you guys to hell. I will even watch the race before I write XD

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You what?? I'm green with envy, and that's coming from someone who didn't watch half the races last year XDD

By the way, I would like to do a report if it won't bore you guys to hell. I will even watch the race before I write XD

That may actually disqualify you from being a race reporter...

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I'll do Monza. I have just looked into the future and seen that Michael wins there.

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I'll do whatever's left over. (Sounds like my early twenties....)

So it's sloppy seconds for Mike.....

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Well, I am going to the Monaco Grand Prix this year, so I'd be happy to take that one I suppose!

Point A is Monte Carlo, Point B is the nearest KFC restaurant.

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Well, I guess the Monaco race is worth a couple of days of going hungry :P Or maybe he can pay the price of going to Nice twice a day :D

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Point A is Monte Carlo, Point B is the nearest KFC restaurant.

Ah, but I'll be staying very close to Nice and travelling to the Grand Prix (for this very reason of course :lol:)!

Well, I guess the Monaco race is worth a couple of days of going hungry :P Or maybe he can pay the price of going to Nice twice a day :D

Are you crazy? Twice a day? I need at least 3 of KFC's finest every day Tanita!

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Good idea but you should do a couple of races one good like Canada, Monza, Spa, etc. and one not as good like Valencia, Hungaroring, etc. :D

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I'll do whatever's left over. (Sounds like my early twenties....)

:lol:

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Ok, so far we have:

1) Canada by Master Batracer or Eric, whichever sells me viagra online first.

2) Monaco will be reported from a KFC by George

3) Steve gets Monza, will get drunk in the middle and fall asleep before end of the race.

4) Tanita will write a report for food. She gets to do Melbourne unless Nathan steps up in whic case Tanita gets to Report the 2012 Donkey Rally Cup in Cordoba, Argentina.

5) Mike will do any race Lewis manages to finish. That shortens the list quite a bit but he still gets the Austin report, because, you know, he is all American and stuff and likes Tex Mex food.

6) Piotr will await for Kubica to be fit again, which is a convoluted way of saying "never"

Anybody else? Come on!

Edited by Quiet One

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