Quiet One 15 Report post Posted March 28, 2012 LH: Believe me Freddy, Nicole's airbags are THIS big...oh, man...and people still wants me to focus on F1? Yeah, right. FA: Ohhh...yeah...uhuh...so interesting...tell me about it... FA:(MWAHAHAHA...KEEP TALKING, SUCKER WHILE I PUT THIS DYNAMITE STICK UNDER YOUR CAR AND...KABOOOOOM! MORE MWAHAHA JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE!) FA: Wait...this is no actual dynamite, this is just a crappy energy drink with a ridiculous straw! Muttley!! Do something! Felipinho: *wheezy laugh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Volatilis 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2012 Lewis "I swear down dude, 5 Cucumbers!" Fernando "Thatsa lota vegtable!" Girl behind Fernando "Pfft, I can do six." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLord 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2012 LH: I hv got 5 incher... FA: hahahahahha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted March 31, 2012 Guess what I did to Nicole yesterday? Hint: Smell my fingers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted April 4, 2012 Lewis: "This is how my brother wanks". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted April 4, 2012 Lewis: "All I had to do was suck him three times a week until I was old enough to drive the F1 car" Fernando: "Nope, Ron didn't put that in my contract" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted April 4, 2012 Lewis: "The girl behind you used to call herself Alex Yoong" Fernando: "That explains everything. It's 'lights on' tonight". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted April 4, 2012 Brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted April 4, 2012 1) Lewis: Say Fernando, do you like my new Jacques Villeneuve glove puppet? 2) Lewis: Oh Fernando, did you have to let rip.... {wafting hand towards face} lemmee guess... paella with extra chorizo? 3) Alonso: So how many points do you think Vettel will get this season? 4) Lewis: and this is how many times I intend to crash into Massa this year.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2012 FA: So, this years manifesto is like 967 pages. I cant email it to you. How do I get it? LH: Well, ask Rosberg! Nico's mouth can get this wide, see. I uh, wouldn't uh know how like but uh... FA: What's his number? I need it now. You know, uh. To ask about the uh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites