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LH: Believe me Freddy, Nicole's airbags are THIS big...oh, man...and people still wants me to focus on F1? Yeah, right.

FA: Ohhh...yeah...uhuh...so interesting...tell me about it...

FA:(MWAHAHAHA...KEEP TALKING, SUCKER WHILE I PUT THIS DYNAMITE STICK UNDER YOUR CAR AND...KABOOOOOM! MORE MWAHAHA JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE!)

FA: Wait...this is no actual dynamite, this is just a crappy energy drink with a ridiculous straw! Muttley!! Do something!

Felipinho: *wheezy laugh*

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Lewis: "This is how my brother wanks".

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Lewis: "All I had to do was suck him three times a week until I was old enough to drive the F1 car"

Fernando: "Nope, Ron didn't put that in my contract"

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Lewis: "The girl behind you used to call herself Alex Yoong"

Fernando: "That explains everything. It's 'lights on' tonight".

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1) Lewis: Say Fernando, do you like my new Jacques Villeneuve glove puppet?

2) Lewis: Oh Fernando, did you have to let rip.... {wafting hand towards face} lemmee guess... paella with extra chorizo?

3) Alonso: So how many points do you think Vettel will get this season?

4) Lewis: and this is how many times I intend to crash into Massa this year....

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FA: So, this years manifesto is like 967 pages. I cant email it to you. How do I get it?

LH: Well, ask Rosberg! Nico's mouth can get this wide, see. I uh, wouldn't uh know how like but uh...

FA: What's his number? I need it now. You know, uh. To ask about the uh...

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